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Fancying an adventure of uncommon magnitude, Fallow locked his door, turned, hefted his garden weasel to his shoulder, rolled his good eye to the sky and set foot to pavement.
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Elizabeth was as important as the words to your favorite instrumental, the kind where you just start making up any old words to go with the music.
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Fallow held fast to the belief that there were two kinds of people in the word; those that believed there were two kinds of people in the world, and those that didn't.
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Bob spent the night canvassing the town and then the following 3 days rolling all that fabric back up to sell on e-bay.
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Hatrack was Abby's crack, but less like crack and more like caffiene, but less like caffiene and more like that thing you really miss when your network cable is willingly surrendered and you're all alone with nothing but your thoughts and a half-finished French paper...
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Halfway down the block, Fallow stopped short in his tracks, dashed back to the house, grabbed his spade and a bottle of 409 and headed back out.
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Bob could go from the solid to gaseous state without passing through the heretofore mandatory liquid state, but nothing could precipitate his return.
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Daniel almost thought he liked fallow, but was disappointed to discover fallow only posted the first four lines. Legal repercussions or no legal repercussions, Daniel knew there was no excuse for that. And as if to emphasize his suckage of this game, Daniel described himself in three lines rather than one.
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Later scientists, however, believed Bob to be a new and important find in the medicine world; penicillin.
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Fallow learned the meaning of "anaphylactic shock" the hard way, via an introduction into the more obscure or historically accurate names for antibiotics and their cousins, the bread molds.
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Every once in a while, Jonathon wished that somebody would ask him about the Great Vowel Shift.
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Bob was the kind of person who would see and ad on TV and obediently ask his doctor if that drug was "right for me."
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Rachel felt that her life was one big Broadway muscial, but she couldn't sing or dance, and everyone else was making a Sci-Fi movie.
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Bob never let the little things in life bother him, which is why he was so surprised when he got that nasty bacterial infection.
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Rich enjoyed the light, subtle humor of life and often finished his meals with a big slice of sublime pie.
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Getting Bob's vote on abolishing the use of sports-related analogies in business meetings was a slam dunk.
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Just seeing Bob inspired others to blend into their surroundings using the natural cover available in the environment.
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Abby felt that sleep was worth its weight in gold, and once she figured out a way to weigh sleep, she started to collect the toll.
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Dana was the human equivalent of a giant flourescent pen -- she highlighted the best and most important parts of everyone she met.
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Abby felt that one of the best feelings in the world was when you vaguely hoped that Bob would LOL at your post, and then he did.
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Bob's political ambitions died when he was told the only way he'd ever become a Cabinet member was if he died and they made a chest of drawers out of him.
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Bob always talked in the abstract which eventually forced the museum to ban him from the Picasso exhibit entirely.
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Dan was like a wet diaper, warm and repulsive, with just a hint of bad odor.
Like an overloaded diaper Dan sagged in all the wrong places.
Dan fought off sleep at work with the same unwaivering ineptitude in which he hunted for sleep the previous night.
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Reuben had to put off talking about the Great Vowel Shift and concentrate on cleaning up the Great Bowel Movement that had happened in his 1-year-old's Huggies.
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Bob was like a high-voltage electric fence -- he had to wear a giant red warning label in six languages.
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Barb, the buyer and reseller of stolen goods, had drunk way to much coffee. Yes, she was The Barb Wired Fence.
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Fallow stepped out of the shadow, winked, said "Knock knock..." and scrambled over the fence before a reply was spoken.
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