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mackillian
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taberah: [ROFL]
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California: Please don't ask us about our fourth largest cash crop. We like the money, but we don't want to talk about it.
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Texas: If we arrest you for murder, you have a right to a lawyer. Since it's for free, your counsel doesn't have to stay awake, stay sober or be competent.
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Indiana: 2 Billion Years, Tidal Wave Free

Iowa: Land of James T. Kirk - or - We Do Amazing Things With Corn

Kansas: First Of The Rectangle States

Kentucky: Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names

Michigan: First Line of Defense From the Canadians!

Louisiana: We're Not All Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism Campaign

Maine: We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster

Maryland: A Thinking Man's Delaware
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beverly
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Wow. I see a lot of rips on Delaware. I know nothing about Delaware. What's the bad rep for?
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Bob_Scopatz
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Maine: You can't get here from there.

Alaska: We don't need no stinkin' roads.

Missouri: Kansas for the rest of us.

Massachusetts: Well, actually, we're a Commonwealth.

Hawaii: Book 'em, Dano.

Hawaii: Shaka Bra'

Hawaii: Howlie go home.

Hawaii: A gift from the USMC to you!

Hawaii: Welcome to little Tokyo.

Utah: No! We don't do that anymore.
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Utah: We don't think "Wasatch" sounds very cool either.

Utah: No, you can't jump into the Great Salt Lake from the top of Moroni.

Utah: Curvy borders are for wusses.

Nevada: What happens here stays here, at least until the wind changes.

Minnesota: Land of many cultures, mostly throat.

Minnesota: Lake supplier to the free world.

Minnesota: ICNUDU?
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Arkansas: Yes, we are a state.

Arkansas: Yes, Bill Clinton is from here. Stop bringing it up.

Utah: If you're from Arkansas, we're sure to bring up Bill Clinton.

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beverly
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quote:
Utah: We don't think "Wasatch" sounds very cool either.
Sounds like "sasquatch" or something....
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Utah: Home of the original holy war.

Utah: Although how they're actually going to lift the whole darned state up into heaven is anybody's guess.
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mr_porteiro_head
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Utah: Home of the original holy war.
That don't make no sense!
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I know that it makes sense with every fiber of my being.
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