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Topic: The non-Hatrack Gathering gathering
Derrell
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posted February 22, 2004 11:27 AM
How do you get a hamster to sit still long enough to duct tape it?
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Derrell
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posted February 22, 2004 11:29 AM
woo hoo! I got the first post on the second page. Now where's that chocolate?
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imogen
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posted February 22, 2004 11:33 AM
Here it is - have a Hersheys. Or if you'd prefer, I have some proper french chocolate. In fact, let's share it round - everyone, chocolate's up!
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rivka
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posted February 22, 2004 11:36 AM
*sniffs disdainfully* 'Proper' chocolate is Swiss ! Here, have some.
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imogen
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posted February 22, 2004 11:40 AM
Aw, c'mon. They share a border. Though if you have swiss toblerone, I'm not arguing.
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rivka
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posted February 22, 2004 11:43 AM
Hah! Like I'd share my Toblerones with y'all! Um, I mean . . . nope, sorry, the Toblerone's all gone. How about some Alprose or Schmerling?
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imogen
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posted February 22, 2004 11:45 AM
*chants* Toblerone! Toblerone! Toblerone! Toblerone! Toblerone! Toblerone! Toblerone! Toblerone! I just want the 'ne' bit...
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Derrell
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posted February 22, 2004 11:46 AM
Hey, no fighting over who makes the best chocolate. Just pass it around. MMMM! Chocolate.
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rivka
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posted February 22, 2004 11:50 AM
You'll take 'any' bit? Good. Here, have the French stuff.
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Bob_Scopatz
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posted February 22, 2004 12:01 PM
quote: Since when does Bob have a hamster? Oh, he's just passing through. AREN'T YOU, hamster boy? quote: How do you get a hamster to sit still long enough to duct tape it? The trick is to use a big piece at the start and just slap it on down there. Oh, and bribing him with chocolate works too. Here hamster! Here hamster!
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imogen
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posted February 22, 2004 12:03 PM
I hear Rivka's got some Toblerone she's passing around.. I'm sure the hamster would go for that.
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rivka
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posted February 22, 2004 12:09 PM
*sweetly* imogen, does the word "impeach" mean anything to you? How about "depose"?
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Elizabeth
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posted February 22, 2004 01:10 PM
As for the couch problem, Bob, you might want to read the "what kids put in their noses" thread for some answers. Sorry.
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sndrake
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posted February 22, 2004 01:19 PM
Well, it seems to me that the "what kids put up their noses" thread needs a companion one, titled "what kids do with the things they find in their noses." Or maybe there are things we are all better off NOT knowing. Or (ouch) nosing. Sorry about the couch, Bob. Not that I take any responsibility - I'm just sorry. [ February 22, 2004, 01:20 PM: Message edited by: sndrake ]
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Elizabeth
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posted February 22, 2004 01:25 PM
""what kids do with the things they find in their noses." That is fine, Sndrake. I would just change the "do" to "did, and "find" to "found."
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sndrake
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posted February 22, 2004 01:42 PM
I refuse to get caught up in finger pointing. At least until I go find a kleenex...
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Anthro
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posted February 22, 2004 01:57 PM
I've got potato salad, slightly burnt. *scarfs down all of Rivka's Toblerones* Thanks. Love that chocolate.
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Dead_Horse
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posted February 22, 2004 10:45 PM
I hope it's German potato salad. Here's some grilled tuna salad sandwiches and grilled cheese sandwiches.
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Bob_Scopatz
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posted February 22, 2004 11:13 PM
How do you burn potato salad? I've decided I no longer care about the couch. But would you all please stop trying to turn my dining room table into kindling? It's like 73 degrees outside anyway!!! Oh wait, is that Toblerone? All is right with the world. <bliss>
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Elizabeth
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posted February 22, 2004 11:29 PM
"Oh wait, is that Toblerone?" Are you looking for Toblerone in your drawers again, Bob?
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Shan
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posted February 22, 2004 11:36 PM
*Pulls up in her brand new Toyota Tacoma with homemade chocolate chip cookies* May I play? Sorry I'm late . . .
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Bob_Scopatz
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posted February 22, 2004 11:39 PM
What the heck IS Toblerone anyway? And who took my chain mesh underwear? I was saving that for a rainy day. Shan, nice truck. Are those ATKINS-friendly cookies?
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Shan
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posted February 22, 2004 11:43 PM
Absolutely friendly cookies, Bob - wanna go for a spin in my truck????? The radio actually works . . . (giggle)
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Wussy Actor
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posted February 23, 2004 12:21 AM
Okay, is it late enough at night to break out the scotch?
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Marek
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posted February 23, 2004 12:35 AM
this is as close as I will likely ever be to a hatrack gathering, os cheers *hopes they don't card here*
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Narnia
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posted February 23, 2004 12:42 AM
I'll be the designated driver. I still think we should watch Shane.
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Bob_Scopatz
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posted February 23, 2004 09:43 AM
I think we should watch Shan... She's awfully suspicious with that new truck, you know...
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imogen
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posted February 23, 2004 10:35 AM
at CT's post. Yep, I'm still laughing. Or groaning. Or something.
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UofUlawguy
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posted February 23, 2004 12:37 PM
I keep waiting for someone to suggest taking this party airborn Oh, by the way - Belgium.
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Bob_Scopatz
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posted February 23, 2004 12:40 PM
Airborne? This party's already in the ether.
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