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JonnyNotSoBravo
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Can't you just squeeze the stress ball with your thighs and then type?

That's what I do with my stress balls...er...I mean ball.

It certainly takes my mind off mental stress.

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From here:

1. Ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter = Eskimo Pi
2. 2000 pounds of Chinese soup = Won ton
3. 1 millionth of a mouthwash = 1 microscope
4. Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement = 1 bananosecond
5. Weight an evangelist carries with God = 1 billigram
6. Time it takes to sail 220 yards at 1 nautical mile per hour = knotfurlong
7. 16.5 feet in the Twilight Zone = 1 Rod Serling
8. Half of a large intestine = 1 semicolon
9. 1,000,000 aches = 1 megahurtz
10. Basic unit of laryngitis = 1 hoarsepower
11. 1 million-million microphones = 1 megaphone
12. 2 million bicycles = 2 megacycles
13. 365.25 days = 1 unicycle
14. 2000 mockingbirds = 2 kilomockingbirds
15. 52 cards = 1 decacards
16. 1 kilogram of falling figs = 1 Fig Newton
17. 1000 milliliters of wet socks = 1 literhosen
18. 1 millionth of a fish = 1 microfiche
19. 1 trillion pins = 1 terrapin
20. 10 rations = 1 decoration
21. 100 rations = 1 C-ration
22. 2 monograms = 1 diagram
23. 4 nickels = 2 paradigms
24. 2.4 statute miles of intravenous surgical tubing at Yale University
Hospital = 1 IV League
25. 100 Senators = Not 1 decision

[ February 26, 2004, 05:17 PM: Message edited by: Dagonee ]

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