Sorry man, I had to.

I knew it would happen!

My greatness has finally been recognized!

Yep, Leto said I was "THE MAN!"

"There's a new sherriff in town and don't y'all forget it!" Eddie Murphy

TomDavidson : I will believe the chicken crossed the road when it appears before me in a whirlwind or a burning bush.

The Pixiest : We have all the proof we need. I say nuke the chicken before he can cross the road and kills us all.

The chicken crossed the road because of an inherent "cross the road" meme which has been passed down through chicken generations since the dawn of roads.

enjeeo, thanks. I tried to go for an overboard Leto, but I think I ended up more mellow than Leto actually is.

Okay, who used GS because they didn't have the nerve to post under their real name?

Me: Because the chicken was new and needed some welcome cookies

Me-It wanted to prove it wasn't chicken.

Until the Asphalt Support Layer is completed, the Poultry Abstraction Interface has no way of communicating with the Sidewalk Delivery System.

We've tried to "hack" it by using the flight subroutines, but there's a bug in the gravity code that causes the resulting "CChicken" object to shoot off in to orbit or hit the side of a building.

I've tried to get the programmers to fix it, but they're in the middle of a really good game of foozball. And I'm up next, so it's gonna be a while.

And he said, "Shut up, chicken voice!"

So he did and he was squashed like a chicken with it's head cut off.

I guess you should listen to your chicken voice... if you're a chicken.

other version:

Belle: It was trying to make off with the chicken ring of power.

Zgator: It was part of the initiation ritual to become a member of the Central Florida clump.

Ela: It wasn't breastfed long enough as a chick.

Maeth & T_Smith: It needed to make it's 3000th peck.

PapaMoose: I'm just glad chickens can't engage in onanism...or post smilies.

KACARD: You people need to be more welcoming of the chicken, and, in my opinion, the chicken's behavior was way out of line so I've deleted it. Something I really don't like to do.

Cor: It was being chased by a really cute Chinese Crested Powderpuff: see how cute?

Icarus: It was part of the cockfight between games 13 and 14 at the Jai Alai fronton.

OSC: I wrote 300 pages about this during the drives between book signings. Should be out in hardcover next month.

Hatrack Muse: It's all about me, really.

General Sycophant: I agree with what Hatrack Muse said.

pH: All I know is I went along to sell t-shirts.

ginette: This American custom of crossing roads puzzles me. Shouldn't it be crossing a fjord?

Kama: If it tried that stunt here in Poland, it'd be cooking in a pot faster than you can say "soup's on."

Black Fox: Being a chicken, it flunked out of air assault school and had gone in for ranger training instead. Free ranger.

Fael: It needed some chain mesh undergarments.

Chickens like to be revered, but they're secretly doing it for the feed pellets.

Chickens don't like 'Why did the chicken cross the road' jokes. They feel it demeans their position as road-crossers and is just another example of The Man holding them down.

Chickens have a hard time using the word "McNugget" in any context.

It's a well known fact in Chicken culture that The Ugly Duckling actually grew into a beautiful chicken, but it had to be changed in childrens stories for copyright reasons.

Chickens are actually very vengeful creatures. They allow humans to swipe their eggs because not having to raise their own young gives them more time for plotting.

Chickens are the real Kings of the Jungle. It's true. Ask any chicken.