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So it's been over a month, and my pee is still yellow. And I'm now lifting slightly more weight than I was those first couple days when I temporarily disabled myself. I think I might actually be healthier than I was -- feels like I am, anyway. And I've lost about 12 pounds, even though I haven't changed my diet at all. I must admit that I've been considering a crash diet between now and BobnDanaCon, but I think I'm just gonna pass on that, and still be a bit pudgy.
I haven't tried to fit into one of my suits yet, though. Hmmm....
I'm doing a chapter from Lake Wobegon Days as a humrous interpretation at the Speech Meet on Saturday. Wish me luck.
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My brother ran into him the other day as he was working.
The conversation went like:
My brother: "Don, how are you."
Don: "Well, I was in the hospital last week."
Brother: "Oh? What happened?"
Don: "I hurt myself. Had some plumbing problems."
Brother: "Are you OK now?"
Don: "Yeah, but THEY TOOK A NEEDLE AND STUCK IT UP MY @#$@#$@"
Every person within three aisles heard this last remark. Everyone of them groaned and grabbed their crotches as if they were protecting themselves from a similar fate.
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Did you know that the average teenager will eat, at least, 1,750 peanut butter and jelly sandwhiches before they graduate high school?
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I was gonna look for this thread. A gas station in my town is called Sav a Step. Not save, sav. Irks me. Last weekend my husband and I were on the south side of Louisville when I noticed a gas station called Sav a Stop. Clearly it's spreading.
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(ya know, I really hoped someone would recognize my last one LOL... I can't possibly be the only ALW fan here?)
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