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Topic: Begging the Question (a game)
Megan
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posted April 17, 2005 12:50 PM
And just how do you propose to pay for your extravagent jewelry purchases?
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MEC
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posted April 17, 2005 02:19 PM
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Orson Scott Card
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posted April 17, 2005 03:36 PM
Where did you say that wart was growing?
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Beanny
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posted April 17, 2005 03:38 PM
Oi Vey Iz Mir, is the dog eating the Kneidelluch?
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Orson Scott Card
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posted April 17, 2005 03:41 PM
Every word I've ever said to you is a lie.
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rivka
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posted April 17, 2005 03:43 PM
Have you seen the last donut?
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Beanny
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posted April 17, 2005 03:44 PM
EDIT: Drat, you beat me to it![ April 17, 2005, 03:44 PM: Message edited by: Beanny ]
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MEC
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posted April 17, 2005 04:39 PM
what happened when you asked the recycling man to give you back your bottle?
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Orson Scott Card
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posted April 17, 2005 04:41 PM
Why is all your sexy lingerie so ... pastel?
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SteveRogers
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posted April 17, 2005 05:46 PM
Q: There is this nice little resturuant on Church Street that has cat burgers. You ever been?
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MEC
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posted April 17, 2005 07:57 PM
Why are you eating that mattress?
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BryanP
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posted April 18, 2005 12:37 AM
I've had these strange, insatiable urges lately...I keep wandering around the neighborhood aimlessly, attracted to anyone I see...It's strange, you'd think that when you leave yourself open to anyone, you'd have a better chance of satisfying that hunger...but it's all for nothing. Do you have any experience with this?
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Raia
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posted April 18, 2005 02:24 AM
You think this tuna's ok for making a salad later?
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Stan the man
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posted April 18, 2005 02:27 AM
But..but..You just screwed him over while you get everything. That's just not fair.
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Raia
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posted April 18, 2005 02:31 AM
What exactly did you hope to gain by cheating on your girlfriend with her sister?
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SteveRogers
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posted April 18, 2005 08:32 AM
Q: Have you ever dressed up like the Loch Ness monster?
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MEC
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posted April 18, 2005 08:48 AM
But I thought it said "can i have three fity."
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SmoG
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posted April 18, 2005 09:19 AM
Q: Hey, aren't you Rosie Odonald?
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rivka
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posted April 18, 2005 10:44 AM
The garbage can's overflowing -- what should I do?
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MEC
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posted April 18, 2005 02:24 PM
Hi, we're john and beth baa-ack.
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Orson Scott Card
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posted April 18, 2005 11:25 PM
How does the melody of "Strangers in the Night" go?
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mimsies
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posted April 18, 2005 11:28 PM
Will you please retrieve my basketball from the slimeroom?
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Peek
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posted April 18, 2005 11:57 PM
where did you put my pet emu named dew?
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Dead_Horse
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posted April 19, 2005 12:25 AM
How long is a Southern Hairy-Nosed Wombat's eyelash?
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Orson Scott Card
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posted April 19, 2005 01:46 AM
You watch out, mister, or I'll give you what for!
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SteveRogers
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posted April 19, 2005 04:22 PM
Q: Would you like a pie? Its not just any pie, its a key lime pie. Sound good?
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MidnightBlue
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posted April 19, 2005 04:25 PM
What's wrong, you get botox or something?[ April 19, 2005, 04:26 PM: Message edited by: MidnightBlue ]
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SteveRogers
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posted April 19, 2005 04:32 PM
Q: What ar e you doing? Counting rice grains? How many you have left?
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Morbo
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posted April 19, 2005 04:53 PM
What were you bickering with that strange Ent about?
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Sartorius
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posted April 19, 2005 07:22 PM
[EDIT] Double post. [ April 19, 2005, 07:26 PM: Message edited by: Sartorius ]
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Sartorius
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posted April 19, 2005 07:23 PM
My finger nail bed on my right index finger is .008 inches longer than the one on my left. Do you think that's why I'm not getting any modeling gigs?
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mimsies
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posted April 19, 2005 08:34 PM
Would you like some worms and grubs with your teriyaki chicken?
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Sartorius
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posted April 19, 2005 09:44 PM
You're not eating day-old boogers are you?
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ProverbialSunrise
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posted April 19, 2005 09:49 PM
Did you enjoy your time at Hatrack today?
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BryanP
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posted April 20, 2005 12:25 AM
I think they did something funny when they milked this cow...this cottage cheese is sort of crunchy...
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Orson Scott Card
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posted April 20, 2005 12:39 AM
If you're so determined to build that horrible wall, I hope they never make you king!
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BryanP
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posted April 20, 2005 12:50 AM
I hate shaving the hair off your back...my Lord, man, you're like a gorilla!
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HesterGray
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posted April 20, 2005 01:24 AM
Wait a second. How in the world is your Human Sacrifice Club at all like my Voice-Throwing Club?!
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Beanny
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posted April 20, 2005 04:08 AM
What on earth were you thinking about when you locked me inside a "special needs" school?![ April 20, 2005, 04:52 AM: Message edited by: Beanny ]
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MEC
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posted April 20, 2005 07:55 AM
I'm going to the bathroom.
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Megan
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posted April 20, 2005 10:36 AM
So you accompany your trips to the bathrooms with sound effects...may I ask for a demonstration?
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Beanny
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posted April 20, 2005 10:39 AM
Did you ever see that odd shade of yellowish-purplish?
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advice for robots
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posted April 20, 2005 10:48 AM
You want me to quote some more Radiohead?
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MEC
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posted April 20, 2005 03:38 PM
to my cat - "Don't bite 'the hand that feeds' you"
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SteveRogers
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posted April 20, 2005 04:12 PM
Q: I need to be utterly confused. Are you up to the task?
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rivka
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posted April 20, 2005 04:16 PM
He hates matzah, and he's a vegetarian. WHAT am I supposed to feed him all Pesach?
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Zalmoxis
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posted April 20, 2005 04:24 PM
What's the best thing to smuggle in to a Cher concert?
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SteveRogers
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posted April 20, 2005 04:34 PM
Q: Why are you scared of that line?
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Zalmoxis
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posted April 20, 2005 04:38 PM
Why are you afraid of my disarming good looks and charming manner?
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