quote:Man, I wanna replace Chuck Norris's name with my own in these facts.
Wouldn't work. Scientists have magically discovered that "Chuck Norris" is actually a supremely funny name (it rates a 9.73). I don't think they've run "Kitsune" through the machine (cardboard box) yet, but I wouldn't hold my breath. After all, it's Chuck Norris.
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"Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar instantly exploded killing everyone except Chuck Norris and Mr. T. The crime scene investigators decided that the cause of the explosion was an overload of awesomeness."
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"Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month."
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Oh my gosh. Do NOT get me started on Chuck Norris and WoW.
Literally 90% of the chat in the Barrens on Stormscale, a relatively low-level zone in a relatively new server, is about Chuck Norris. Either quoting various Chuck Norris "facts", or just talking about him. It makes me sick.
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quote:Chuck Norris originally appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch."
Ha ha ha! Wow, if a beta tester ever attempted to remove a feature from one of my games, I'D be delivering a roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris's roundhouse kick is so powerful and swift that the sound waves created from it caused all the snakes and frogs other icky reptiles to go into the sea and disappear from Ireland.
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That said, Chuck Norris once went back in time and wrangled an asteroid into hitting the Earth just so he could claim to have killed the dinosaurs.
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