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Topic: Pun Smackdown VIII: A cheap reproduction
Bob_Scopatz
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posted June 10, 2004 10:24 PM
In honor of all the babies being born around here, and the kids born not that long ago, and the ones that have been born again -- birthin' puns. Well, more like puns about reproduction, cloning, pregnancy, the whole shootin' match.
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Elizabeth
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posted June 10, 2004 10:27 PM
We canal have a lot of fun.
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Jalapenoman
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posted June 10, 2004 10:31 PM
I don't like this thread idea. I think I'll just head out!
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Elizabeth
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posted June 10, 2004 10:32 PM
Uh, sorry, but you signed a contract, shun me not!
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Jalapenoman
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posted June 10, 2004 10:38 PM
Then I guess I hold my placenta thread and stay here.
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Dagonee
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posted June 10, 2004 10:39 PM
This thread should be seminal, if there isn't a breech of ettiquette.
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Jalapenoman
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posted June 10, 2004 10:41 PM
The we should be happy to speak with one a cord!
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Jalapenoman
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posted June 10, 2004 10:41 PM
was your beating me to the breech joke premature injection?
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Dagonee
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posted June 10, 2004 10:42 PM
Maybe we should adopt some ground rules to avoid all ova problems that result from dilate night puns.
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Dagonee
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posted June 10, 2004 10:44 PM
There's a vas differens between us.
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Elizabeth
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posted June 10, 2004 10:44 PM
This Gy knows something.
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Dagonee
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posted June 10, 2004 10:45 PM
Don't get teste about it.
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Elizabeth
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posted June 10, 2004 10:48 PM
I'll just sac you anyway, Dag.
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Jalapenoman
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posted June 10, 2004 10:51 PM
Let's not be premature with our comments. We can all be pro-creative here .
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Jalapenoman
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posted June 10, 2004 11:46 PM
Is anyone on here, by the way, posting their comments from a Pubic Library or from a Penile Colony?
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punwit
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posted June 11, 2004 07:19 AM
I believe Bob has challenged us. Uterus, we respond.
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punwit
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posted June 11, 2004 07:23 AM
I know it is a bit tacky but I just realized that I have a new definition for sodomy, it's miss conception.[ June 11, 2004, 07:26 AM: Message edited by: punwit ]
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punwit
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posted June 11, 2004 07:28 AM
"A cheap reproduction" Is this tantamount to a knockoff? I've always wondered where the term "knocking off a piece" came from.[ June 11, 2004, 07:30 AM: Message edited by: punwit ]
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Dagonee
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posted June 11, 2004 07:33 AM
So, my trap has been sprung!
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punwit
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posted June 11, 2004 07:39 AM
You know, sometimes the effectiveness of a pun hinges on delivery. If you are too soon, premature, you lose impact and people mentally disregard your effort. I quess you could say premie puns are pruny.[ June 11, 2004, 07:45 AM: Message edited by: punwit ]
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Sopwith
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posted June 11, 2004 07:44 AM
Well, smack my butt and make me cry, this was a great idea Bob!
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Dagonee
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posted June 11, 2004 07:45 AM
Stick a stork in me, I'm done!
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punwit
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posted June 11, 2004 07:52 AM
I would have posted 'fore cep I went to bed early last night.
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Dagonee
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posted June 11, 2004 07:59 AM
You know, Shakespeare said some puns could be repeated in this thread: Once more into the breech, my friends!
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Dagonee
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posted June 11, 2004 03:12 PM
Hmm, this thread's been incubating while I was out getting my begat from the bakery.
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advice for robots
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posted June 11, 2004 03:32 PM
I really wanted to sleep in the front of the ship, but all that was left was the after berth.
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sndrake
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posted June 11, 2004 03:33 PM
Well, I had lots of fun with the last smackdown, but I think I'll give this one a wide birth.
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ClaudiaTherese
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posted June 11, 2004 03:37 PM
I gestate my lunch, and y'all are making me nauseated with all this baby talk. Nobody here has gained much weight in my esteem, although I might as well make a clean breast of it: I love the fertile ground that Bob has provided.
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punwit
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posted June 11, 2004 03:40 PM
With a little help we can keep this thread kicking. It just needs nursing along. Hopefully it won't suck le.
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sndrake
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posted June 11, 2004 03:41 PM
quote: I gestate my lunch, and y'all are making me nauseated with all this baby talk. Well, stay away from the caesarian salad next time and maybe you won't get nauseated.
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ClaudiaTherese
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posted June 11, 2004 03:52 PM
I'll feed on my own schedule, sndrake, thank you very much. My bun's in the warmer, and you have no say-so about it. I can't even conceive of such cockiness.
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sndrake
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posted June 11, 2004 04:11 PM
Well, I can see I cord have been a preemie bit hasty about this thread.Femme Natal.
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sndrake
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posted June 11, 2004 04:15 PM
Scientists have figured out why babies cry so hard after delivery.
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sndrake
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posted June 11, 2004 05:05 PM
It's getting so that groups are developing their own specialized vocabularies, leading to unnecessary confusion.
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Bob_Scopatz
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posted June 11, 2004 05:29 PM
Unfortunately, there's no virgin territory left in this thread.
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Dagonee
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posted June 11, 2004 05:30 PM
Political slogans like that are so formulaic. Seems it's the non-lechers who need our support.
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sndrake
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posted June 11, 2004 05:40 PM
Good idea, Dag. Let's put out the caul now!
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Bob_Scopatz
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posted June 11, 2004 07:17 PM
This is like making hydrogen and oxygen from H20 -- you broke your water.
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Jalapenoman
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posted June 11, 2004 08:29 PM
I really don't think that this thread is Hatrack's crowning achievement.
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BlueJacsFan
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posted June 11, 2004 08:33 PM
Oh, but there's still more to come.
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Dagonee
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posted June 11, 2004 09:06 PM
If scientists ever make it so men can give birth, we'll have to legalize polygamy, and each father will have to get married to 3 women.
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Elizabeth
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posted June 11, 2004 09:53 PM
Dang, I just read about the irish Potato Famine. It was so sad that so many people lacked taters.
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Elizabeth
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posted June 11, 2004 09:56 PM
Already this thread seems to be lasting for a maternity.
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Jalapenoman
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posted June 11, 2004 10:06 PM
Are you insinuating that a change of topic is overdue?
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sarcasticmuppet
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posted June 11, 2004 11:01 PM
You need to come to term with it, Jalepenoman. Try C-ing it the way everyone else does.
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SirReal
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posted June 11, 2004 11:08 PM
I believe that would be quite premature. With all of these cunning linguists around we could keep it UP for a Long time
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punwit
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posted June 12, 2004 12:17 AM
Sir! I'll ask you to please hold your tongue. Think of it as an oral contraceptive.
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BlueJacsFan
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posted June 12, 2004 12:58 AM
See, I knew these folks would keep Trojan on.
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