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Topic: Hatrack Professional Wrestling -- Match One: Trogdor vs. Saruman
Trogdor the Burninator
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posted February 12, 2004 11:20 PM
Likes this thread title better.... [ February 12, 2004, 11:32 PM: Message edited by: Trogdor the Burninator ]
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Trogdor the Burninator
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posted February 12, 2004 11:27 PM
Saruman, you are the consumate copy catter. When I did the Saruman bit, I made the 'pull my finger' bit funny at least. And besides, I'm telling fortunes, the future... this is a better idea. Godric -- don't knock it tillyou try it.
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Saruman
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posted February 12, 2004 11:29 PM
quote: And besides, I'm telling fortunes, the future... this is a better idea. What do you think divination is? *turns Trogdor into a newt*
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Trogdor the Burninator
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posted February 12, 2004 11:30 PM
**gets better** You claim divination in that thread, yet provide something vastly different. **burninates wimpy little Sharkey**
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Saruman
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posted February 12, 2004 11:32 PM
Why are we fighting each other? Together, we can destroy the humans.
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Trogdor the Burninator
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posted February 12, 2004 11:34 PM
Because all previous attempts at world domination with you have resulted in utter disaster. **grabs Saruman, puts him in a big beefy arm headlock**
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Saruman
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posted February 12, 2004 11:36 PM
*hits Trogdor over the head with staff* *makes Trogdor spin on his head* [ February 12, 2004, 11:38 PM: Message edited by: Saruman ]
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Godric
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posted February 12, 2004 11:42 PM
C'mon fellas, be nice! I know! Let's try a group hug... Now wasn't that much better than fighting?
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Trogdor the Burninator
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posted February 12, 2004 11:45 PM
**Grabs Godric by hair, lifts him up with big beefy arm and throws him at the peasant Saruman, who is knocked into the second row by the blow** **Climbs up on the turnbuckle**
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Shigosei
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posted February 12, 2004 11:48 PM
Does Saruman still belong to Pat? If so, do we really need a thread where half the posts are Pat talking to himself?
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Saruman
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posted February 12, 2004 11:50 PM
*sics an army of ten thousand Uruk-Hai on Trogdor*
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Godric
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posted February 12, 2004 11:50 PM
Well, this is certainly the last time I will ever try to break up an argument between someone and themselves...
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posted February 12, 2004 11:54 PM
**jumps off turnbuckle high into the air, while coming down drops one leg down on Shigosei's shoulder, dropping her to the mat** **climbs up onto turnbuckle, again, waiting for Saruman**
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Saruman
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posted February 12, 2004 11:55 PM
*army of ten thousand orcs kills Trogdor*
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Trogdor the Burninator
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posted February 12, 2004 11:56 PM
quote: *sics an army of ten thousand Uruk-Hai on Trogdor* **The Referee, blocks the entrance of the Uruk-hai and Orcs, stating that the rules say only one may tag at a time** **And besides, this isn't a tag-team match** C'mon Saruman, do your own fighting! [ February 12, 2004, 11:58 PM: Message edited by: Trogdor the Burninator ]
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Saruman
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posted February 12, 2004 11:59 PM
*army of ten thousand orcs kills referee*
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Saruman
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posted February 13, 2004 12:01 AM
Evil never does its own fighting. That's what cronies, henchmen, and evil monster armies are for.
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Trogdor the Burninator
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posted February 13, 2004 12:02 AM
Pansy. I declare myself the winner by wimpiness of Saruman and await my next foe.
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Saruman
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posted February 13, 2004 12:04 AM
*slinks away and industrializes Trogdor's hometown.*
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Trogdor the Burninator
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posted February 13, 2004 12:09 AM
**is completely taken by surprise by the Teen Girl Squad.. especially what's her face.** [ February 13, 2004, 12:10 AM: Message edited by: Trogdor the Burninator ]
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Trogdor the Burninator
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posted February 13, 2004 12:12 AM
**is pinned** You girls look so good. I bow to your wrestling prowess.
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posted February 13, 2004 03:38 PM
Everyone's taken aback by What's-her-face.
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