The most wonderful things about Tiggers Is Tiggers are wonderful things Their tops are made out of rubber Their bottom's are made out of springs. They're (deep breath) bouncy flouncy pouncy trouncy fun, fun, fun, fun, FUN! But by far the most wonderful thing about Tiggers Is IIIIIIIIIIII'mmmmmmmm the only one.
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I'm curious about which kind of valet you're accepting applications for. The kind that helps you get dressed? Or the kind that parks your car? Because while I often come to this forum naked, I never, never come in a car.
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Can you imagine, Pops - lots of forum jockeys with insomnia in varying states of deshabille chatting back and forth visibly?
I dunno - the whole image of forum folk becoming visible IRT just amused me. Particularly in the wee hours of the night/early morn/post afternoon nappy . . .
Apologies if I offended -
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"Like your real friends, only with less clothing."
Didn't offend me, but I'm pretty thick-skinned. I was just making a joke, and you couldn't tell simply because it wasn't that funny. You'd think after experiencing that for so many years I'd've learned either to be funnier or not to make jokes. But no, no....
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Now see, if you had included *grin* at the end of that statement, Pops, I'd have known it was okay. And just putting in the word *grin* is not the same thing as using a smiley - oh no, not at all . . .
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I could use a tour guide. I've been lost for days on end here with only my wits end to protect me, and that failed within the first three minutes.
I don't like the idea of a bouncer. Bouncers are big, scary, and mean. I will never be one of those guys to walk at the entrance of a club, nod my head to the bouncer, he nods back, and lets me in. Though... aren't the mods like bouncers? Great, now I fear them.
And valet's steal cars. Unless... can I have that job? Anyone parks a Delorean they won't be seeing it again. I hope they won't be doing background checks after the interviews and end up finding this post.
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