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Posted by InarticulateBabbler (Member # 4849) on :
 
You decide
 
Posted by LAJD (Member # 8070) on :
 
OK, what or who are boffins? (Oh, wait Urban Dictionary to the rescue...ahhh Scientist)

I'm not a brit. But isn't the Sun right up there with The National Enquirer and Us magazine here in the states?

And finally, does that mean I have to go to work on the 10th?

8)


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Posted by Unwritten (Member # 7960) on :
 
I think someone needs a break from his computer. Well, you're in luck. 9 more days, and you're going to get one!

Edited to say: Oops! That was last week's news. 2 days and counting.

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Posted by extrinsic (Member # 8019) on :
 
I can't decide whether Professor Rossler is a crackpot scientist or a publicity seeker. Either way, the all-knowing phrase "It doesn't work like that" the bane of all crackpot ludites, leaves little doubt that the hadron collider will perform any other way than intended, ne the first atomic bomb (will start on unstoppable chain reaction), the first airplane flight of the Wright Brothers (man wasn't meant to fly), the first fire used by humankind (it'll burn the entire world after it burns you).

In trying to see what other scientists think of Professor Rosseler, I searched on his name and university of origin and hit on 32 sites with the identical phrase in the Sun article;

"Professor Otto Rossler, from the Eberhard Karls University of Tubingen in Germany, is one of the scientists mounting the legal challenge at the European Court of Human Rights . . . "

No joy on whether he's a publicity hound or a crackpot. What's he a professor of? Eberhard Karls University of Tubingen is best known for its theological and medicine departments, somewhat for humanities and liberal arts. There's some hard science in there somewhere, I'm sure.
 


Posted by extrinsic (Member # 8019) on :
 
Ah hah! Dr. Otto E. Rossler is a theoretical biochemist. That I share my birthday with him is somewhat of an embarrasment.
 
Posted by InarticulateBabbler (Member # 4849) on :
 
Isn't this fun?
 
Posted by Reagansgame (Member # 8149) on :
 
oooooh, neat. Makes for a sensational made-for-tv movie, eh? I think I'll pay may credit card, anyway. Just to be on the safe side.

I love end of the world scenarios. I have my favorite, but I can't say, cos its one of those plots that are living off of the state right now, I'm going to go back for it one day, I swear -- but I'm a total sucker for any and all armageddon schools of thought.

This Doomsday test does fall into my favorite category though: The Tree of Good and Evil --- People are so dang smart they've gone the other way on the intelligence scale and are retards! Mankind will destroy itself eventually.

Oh, and I got a link to this on the MySpace about two months ago. I know the article appearing in the Sun may take a little of its credit points away, but I remember reading into it in Wiki and a coupla other places. So, yeah, if the world ends, no big surprise there, it was bound to happen sooner or later.


(Look for my conspiracy newsletter coming soon to a discreet drop-off near you!)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Large_Hadron_Collider
http://uslhc.us/
 


Posted by TaleSpinner (Member # 5638) on :
 
According to "LHC Facts" the Collider has already started causing collisions--of Wikipedia writers. Its entry has been gotten at by supporters of the Collider; critical comments have been watered down or eliminated, and Rossler's bio has been messed with.
http://www.lhcfacts.org/

FWIW Rossler is with the University of Tubingen in Germany, a perfectly respectable academic institution. Yet he doesn't do his cause any favours with an elaborate, purple style of prose--granted, English is not his first language but edumacated Germans can usually write embarrassingly good English in my experience.

What strikes me about this is that our scientists do not truly know what will happen, on what the BBC has comfortingly dubbed "Big Bang Day".
http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio4/bigbang/

They dismiss Rossler as a crank--but Einstein, too, was rejected by peers who preferred not to rock the boat. Just because everyone agrees, doesn't make 'em right.

CERN's own safety assessment says the machine is likely to produce microscopic black holes which "are expected to decay" and "present no conceivable danger". Yet the purpose of the experiment is to discover the inconceivable. Just because they can't conceive danger, don't mean it ain't there.
(pdf of their report is here: http://lsag.web.cern.ch/lsag/LSAG-Report.pdf)

And, the report was written by CERN scientists--with how much real independence of view? Were they truly empowered to challenge the status quo? Could they really have said, "Wups, let's not switch it on. Sorry folks, we've just wasted 2.5 billion pounds."? Why didn't they invite the independent thinkers, the Einsteins of our world--Rossler for example--to join them and challenge their risk assessments, perhaps to conceive dangers they haven't thought of?

I guess we should have had a flash fiction contest with the trigger "Big Bang Day", closing date 10 Sept to coincide with the end of life as we know it--sorry, to coincide with when they switch it on. It might have been our last contest ever ...

If they're wrong, and our neck of the universe goes bang, I guess they will at least have solved our problems of climate change, overpopulation, terrorism, what to make for Wednesday night's dinner ...

Cheerfully defying the world to end,
Pat

P.S. on the Sun: yes, it's not one of our most intellectual papers. In fact, we tell jokes about Sun readers which are not complimentary about their intelligence, and consider "Sun reader" to be an oxymoron.
 


Posted by Rhaythe (Member # 7857) on :
 
Neat. I look forward to experiencing speghetti-ification for a fraction of a second before the world is compressed into the size of an atom.

On the plus side, if something like this DID happen, it's not like we'd have time to worry and fear it.
 


Posted by Robert Nowall (Member # 2764) on :
 
Damn. And my next vacation doesn't start till October.
 
Posted by Elan (Member # 2442) on :
 
Today I already suspected the impending doom of the world, before reading that article, since my computer just downloaded the install of Windows Service Pack 3. I am in the process of backing up my hard drive. I have traumatic memories of installing Service Pack 2.
 
Posted by AstroStewart (Member # 2597) on :
 
This may be a little technical, but if you want a thoroughly *scientific* answer to the question, "should we be worried about microscopic black holes created by the LHC" you should look here:

http://arxiv.org/abs/0806.3381

It's a roughly 100 page paper in which the authors (physicists) investigate everything we know about black holes of this nature, and, even if the collider DOES create stable mini-black holes, based on everything we know, the time it would take something like that to do any measurable impact on the earth would be longer than it will take for the sun/earth/solar system to essentially die anyway.

In short, there's really no reason to worry.
 


Posted by TaleSpinner (Member # 5638) on :
 
Hmmm ...

"this study finds no basis for concerns" -- carefully put, in the uncertainly-certain language of scientists covering their asses. It means that if there is a basis, they didn't find it, not that there is no basis at all for concern.

"there is no risk of any significance whatsoever from such black holes" -- to put it another way, there is a risk but only a small one--we think.

If physicists were that sure of their math, they wouldn't need to build the darn thing. They'd know the ultimate answer to life, the universe and everything. But according to the BBC TV show I watched hosted by a CERN engineer--one who had no concept at all of how what he said might be alarming to lay people--they have absolutely no idea what will happen when they switch it on.

At one point one of them said in a radio interview, "There's a less than 0.05 percent chance of a big bang." They've since stopped saying that because, I guess someone told them, if the chances of a jetplane landing safely were only 0.05 percent, nobody would fly--that statistic translates to roughly one crash per week at Heathrow.

And, do physicists never, ever make mistakes? I have enormous respect for NASA and their achievements, but even NASA makes mistakes--and it makes them after the thorough kind of risk analysis CERN claim to have done.

I've worked with too many large organisations with vested interests and too often heard "It'll be okay, trust me"--Bang--"Wups, sorry, didn't think o' that, won't happen again ..." to fully trust that we'll see Wednesday lunch-time.

There's a kind of supreme arrogance in saying, "We're going to create micro-black holes but don't worry folks, we done a risk analysis and the world is safe as far as we can tell and anyhow, there ain't nothing you can do to debate or stop it and anyone who disgrees is 'fringe'." None of our scientists appear willing to allay our fears by explaining themselves properly, instead contenting themselves with, "It's complicated, you don't understand."

So, Tuesday night, I'm gonna raise a glass to guesswork, in the hope that this time, they're right.

Cheers,
Pat

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Posted by kings_falcon (Member # 3261) on :
 
Don't you hate getting messages like this late? Humm, two days left. Of course my vacation doesn't start until next week. Geez, I can't even be well rested for the end of the world!

Makes me think of the saying - "Just because we can, doesn't mean we should."
 


Posted by Zero (Member # 3619) on :
 
These "Scientists" who are trying to stop it are mostly just attention-starved idiots.

The black holes CERN may create are microscopic, and people who think they could destroy the world don't seem to understand what a black hole is.

At any rate the odds that CERN will destroy the world are zero. Or, I suppose technically, One in a Trillion.


 


Posted by Zero (Member # 3619) on :
 
Besides, who could think of a cooler way to destroy the world? If we're all going to die anyway let's do it style. It's not like the Sun is going to live forever.

In the meantime (at very little risk) we could prove the existence of other dimensions, test string theory, and chase after the elusive Higgs Boson.

That's sort of like betting 5 chips, with a potential yield of a million chips, using a deck you know is stacked in your favor.

No, no, wait, it's more like staring at the cards in your hand and seeing a royal flush, and just hoping that a car won't randomly fly into the casino and kill you before you can lay down your cards.

No, even that probability is magnitudes higher than the risk posed at Cern.

One might even say it's more like using an "atom-smasher" to get critical scientific data at no risk at all.

Yeah. That's more like it.
 


Posted by TaleSpinner (Member # 5638) on :
 
quote:
At any rate the odds that CERN will destroy the world are zero. Or, I suppose technically, One in a Trillion.

Quite.

Nobody is prepared to stake their reputation on its safety.

The best we've seen is the statement by someone claiming to be an independent reviewer that there's no significant risk.

If science wants to defend itself against superstition, ignorance and intolerance it should take opportunities such as this to explain itself in terms we can understand instead of branding critics as idiots who should be cast out like devils.

Foe years they've told us that black holes are big and bad. Then they blithely tell us they're going to make a few in a machine they don't fully understand.

We're told they're small--so are viruses; I want to know why I should trust scientists who admit they don't know what will happen when they switch it on.

I think science needs a course in avoiding PR collisions, curbing its arrogant dismissal of us ordinary folks, and making the costs of research proportional to expected learning. Because what I've learned from this is that we should probably have spent the money learning how to feed people, generate clean energy and convert CO2 into O2.

Cheers,
Pat


 


Posted by Elan (Member # 2442) on :
 
And what time zone is this planet-eater machine in? We who live on the west coast of the USA may not have as many hours left to live as we think we do...

Rats, my birthday is coming up later this month. You'd think they'd be polite enough to wait to begin the total annihilation of the world until AFTER I've gotten presents and cake.
 


Posted by Rommel Fenrir Wolf II (Member # 4199) on :
 
So we are going to be eaten by a tiny black hole?

SWEET I cant wait 7 more days.

RFW2nd

 


Posted by marchpane (Member # 8021) on :
 
I'll be in Geneva round about then. So I guess I'll be one of the first to go.

Elan: French/Swiss time is GMT + 1; I'm not sure how that translates to time zones in the US or elsewhere though...

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Posted by Rhaythe (Member # 7857) on :
 
Eastern Standard is GMT-5, I believe, for those curious.
 
Posted by WouldBe (Member # 5682) on :
 
Talespinner said:
Nobody is prepared to stake their reputation on its safety.

If you're playing the odds, then say it's perfectly safe. If you're wrong, who will know?

Good topic, IB. Someone on Baen Universe Slush did an cute flash story on this topic, called, "Comrades, do NOT try this at Home."
 


Posted by TaleSpinner (Member # 5638) on :
 
"If you're playing the odds, then say it's perfectly safe. If you're wrong, who will know?"

Well quite. But they don't.

Maybe they have a secret report that says there's a chance they'll blow us into the next plane of existence--which could involve those extra dimensions they've been muttering about. In which case we'd know, but on a higher plane ...

Cheers,
Pat

P.S. Here's the most useful layman's description of it I've found so far.
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2008/08/08/lhc_preps_to_open_fire/

 


Posted by Rhaythe (Member # 7857) on :
 
Come to think of it, at least this end-of-the-world scenario is more appealing than what came before in recent years:

- Shoemaker-Levy 9
- Y2K Bug
- Bird Flu
- Global Warming
- Hale-Bopp Comet's alien Spaceship

Although, aren't the magnetic poles supposed to shift in 2012 and send us all back into the stone age?
 


Posted by marchpane (Member # 8021) on :
 
According to the Aztec calendar, the world is due to end on the 21st of December 2012. Think of all the Christmas presents you won't have to buy.
 
Posted by extrinsic (Member # 8019) on :
 
The LHC passed the first significant phase of startup testing successfully in August. Wednesday, September 10th is when a beam of hadrons will be circulated through the entire LHC. In late October, the first proton-proton collisions are scheduled in a full scale operation. So "we" won't really know any earlier than October 21st if we are, in fact, doomed. Don't sell all your assests and take off for Tahiti yet.

Hom many Large Hadron Colliders does it take to light a campfire?

One, but it must intend to light the campfire.
 


Posted by InarticulateBabbler (Member # 4849) on :
 
I don't know about any of you, but I have been trying my damndest to get in those 64 Kama Sutra positions. (Almost threw my back out on the last one.)
 
Posted by kings_falcon (Member # 3261) on :
 
IB, if you get through that, there's always the Manga Sutra, books 1 and 2.


 


Posted by Robert Nowall (Member # 2764) on :
 
I once read a book that said Nostradamus predicted the end of the world, by nuclear war, by the end of that year. I remember worrying at the end of the year that it would break out then...I thought in the last half hour that it would happen any time.

Midnight came and went, as did many other years. I haven't believed in the end of the world since.

Should the Rapture come, I'll take this matter up with the Lord...until then, I'm not believing anyone's prediction.

As for this...at most, it'll create a couple of black holes that evaporate in billionths of seconds...more likely it'll break up some of the smallest-known particles in predictable and predicted ways.
 


Posted by InarticulateBabbler (Member # 4849) on :
 
quote:

it's more like staring at the cards in your hand and seeing a royal flush, and just hoping that a car won't randomly fly into the casino and kill you before you can lay down your cards.

...except you'd be playing in traffic. (Regardless of whether they were penny racers going around the table--they'll be doing 11,245 trips around the table every SECOND.)

What if the Black Holes collide?

Don't Black Holes grow?

Billions of Black Holes, might make those odds significantly less.

How are they going to prove anything (besides loud noises) happened?

And...the most relevant question I can pose: If they cannot find, see or show a Higgs Boson in an existing atom, how will that be different if they create one?



 


Posted by TaleSpinner (Member # 5638) on :
 
That Higgs boson thing is also called a God particle, so if they create one, what does it all mean?

I think that, when they switch it on, it'll say, "Forty-two."

Cheers,
Pat
 


Posted by Rhaythe (Member # 7857) on :
 
quote:
it's more like staring at the cards in your hand and seeing a royal flush, and just hoping that a car won't randomly fly into the casino and kill you before you can lay down your cards.

I'll see your miniscule quantum singularities and raise you one q-ball.
 


Posted by Rommel Fenrir Wolf II (Member # 4199) on :
 
6 more days till we all get eaten by a tiny black hole. The only thing guns and nukes cant fix once it happens.

RFW2nd

 


Posted by Zero (Member # 3619) on :
 
Supposedly the Higgs-Boson was originally called the "Goddamn Particle" but the editor of the book demanded a name change.

I guess, Talespinner, what I'm unclear about is whether you just want to make the technical point that there is a danger, regardless how small, or if you want the entire experiment set called off altogether.

Regarding blackholes, all a blackhole is (basically) is an event horizon where nothing can escape its gravitational pull, not even light. But that doesn't mean a black hole has infinite range of effect. For example, the nearest blackhole to our sun isn't sucking us in. Or better yet, the center of our galaxy is thought to be an enormous black hole, yet the galaxy survives just fine. A microscopic black hole just can't effect such a huge amount of mass at such a great distance.

But the odds of any blackholes being created at all are very small. But should we be able to create a few microscopic ones that would be very exciting, and we would learn a lot, so you ought to cross your fingers that we can. Also these blackholes will vanish the instant they are created.

Should the world come to an end it would be instantaneous, so we'd all die at exactly the same time. But that's ridiculous.

Playing the odds is something we do every day. Within the next 24 hours you will probably drive, or ride in, a car on a city street and/or a major highway. The probability you will die in a horrific car wreck is minor, though plausible, yet you risk that event every day, even for things as insignificant as a quart of milk, or a fastfood hamburger.

The risk here is significantly smaller, and probably non-existent, and we stand to gain a lot more than a quartt of milk or a cheeseburger here. Even though the potential loss is much higher, the risk factor is zero--despite the whining of some attention-starved pseudo-scientists.
 


Posted by Zero (Member # 3619) on :
 
quote:
I'll see your miniscule quantum singularities and raise you one q-ball.

Hmm... do you have spades or diamonds here?
 


Posted by Zero (Member # 3619) on :
 
I just double checked my facts, again, and this is basically what we have.

1. Let's not forget that it will take months to get the LHC up to full power.

2. The Particle Accelerator is unlikely to create any black holes. We hope that it will because we could learn a lot, and there is no threat. But just as likely no black holes will form.

3. If a particle accelerator can create a black holes large and strong enough to harm us, then cosmic rays have been doing that since forever, and they have yet to destroy us.

4. If a black hole forms it will be microscopic and disappear almost instantly due to hawking radiation.

5. If they form, and hawking radiation happens to not exist, then the blackholes (which will be moving at relativistic speeds) will escape earth and basically fly away before any harm could be done.

6. If a stable blackhole forms and stays, it would take a long time to be large enough to effect us, perhaps over a million years.

7. But should everything go wrong, somehow, then we all go out in style. But the odds here are approximately 1 in 50 Billion, though the figure I read might have been 1 in 500 Billion, can't remember.)

The only thing scientists are somewhat concerned about is if there is a power failure or a magnet failure, and the beam is not discharged properly, the machine itself might be damaged in the sum of hundreds of millions of dollars. But that's no threat to you, except for maybe losing some tax money.

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Posted by Rommel Fenrir Wolf II (Member # 4199) on :
 
So we are not going to die from a Black Hole. Damn I was going to listen to Black Hole Sun and drown my fears with Vodka strait from the bottle all day next Monday until it happened.

RFW2nd
 


Posted by Zero (Member # 3619) on :
 
Good song. I suggest you listen to it anyway.
 
Posted by TaleSpinner (Member # 5638) on :
 
I'm a passionate believer in science, rationale and education, and using such for the collective benefit of humanity.

I teach risk management for information security and I know for a fact there ain't no such thing as zero risk, especially when dealing with new science and engineering. NASA's engineering risk management processes are amongst the best in the world, but even they screw up from time to time--and they aren't risking the whole planet, nor even a large chunk of France and Switzerland: they point their rockets over the Atlantic in case of mishap. (Anyone remember the Titanic, or the Zeppelins?)

Everyone seems to agree, sooner or later, that there is indeed a risk, and then they claim it's a small one. Given that they have no idea what will happen when they switch it on, I do not believe they have any basis for saying it's a small risk. But, be that as it may, what qualifies scientists to decide to take the risk, however small, on behalf of all of us? Right now, since they can't tell us the expected benefit, I'd say don't take the risk. Spend the money instead on research that will help the poor eat, or the rich make energy cleanly.

What pains me is that scientists have squandered an opportunity to explain their science, and allowed the rumour mill to take over. They should not be surprised that people are scared of black holes. Nobody notices the details, they just hear 'black holes' and think of being sucked into an impossibly deep gravity well.

Scientists have only themselves to blame for this. Instead of labelling critics as cranks they should seize the opportunity to get us, the people paying their enormous bills, as excited as they are about finding out some new stuff.

But what do we get? On BBC TV, an enginner leaping about in subterranean tunnels with a crazed look in his eyes, waxing lyrical about megavolts and terrabytes, low temperatures and high investments, and then some nonsense about first there was nothing, then there was a big bang--like he knows!

I find the arrogance of too many scientists, their disdain for popularising science, their assumption that their work deserves large gobs of money (it's the most expensive machine ever, apparently) profoundly annoying, especially at a time when in the UK at least, kids are less and less interested in scientific education--because it's made to seem so difficult.

I looked for risk assessments, found a couple, and found myself unable to verify their independence. If they'd called Feynman I'd have been happy, but sadly, he's gone. I've noticed that large organisations only do rigorous risk assessments after something goes bang, and in this case that might be too late.

Also, humans are not controlling it, software is, and a more unreliable means of control I cannot imagine. (Look at the London Stock Exchange yesterday. Biggest trading day anyone can remember for a long time and the system packs up.)

The fuss has drawn my attention to how much it cost--billions--and for what? I have yet to hear a scientist explain the benefits of these colliders beyond raw knowledge. Knowledge is fine, and worth spending money on--the American space programme is a fabulous testament to that--but billions? On God particles? If it's going to help us understand fission, or develop a space drive, or deal with climate change, then I'm for it. But to develop an abstract theory that few understand and even fewer can explain to the rest of us--right now, I don't believe we can afford the luxury.

So yeah, if it were me, I'd tell 'em to keep it switched off for three months, get a properly and transparently independent risk assessment done, go on a PR course and explain themselves to educated laymen--and then, having explained the benefits of their expensive new toy to us wot paid for it, ask, kindly please, if they could switch it on.

But, I know, they'll switch it on, the TV presenters will go 'Oooh' and 'Aaah', the scientists will grin crazily and frown thoughtfully, and the rest of us will be none the wiser.

Edited to add: if anyone can explain in lay terms what we expect to learn from it, I'd be fascinated.

Cheers,
Pat

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Posted by Rommel Fenrir Wolf II (Member # 4199) on :
 
“Anyone remember the Titanic, or the Zeppelins?)”

Who can forget Jimmy Page, Robert Plant, John Paul Jones, and John Bonham. They were the best band in the world and still are.

Anyway I would like to ask for donations to help me build a starship just in case the world dose end due to the tiny black holes.

RFW2nd

 


Posted by Zero (Member # 3619) on :
 
Talespinner, thank you for the thoughtful response.

The better we understand the natural rules that govern reality the better we can manipulate our resources for the benefit of all. Understanding chemistry allowed for better mining, understanding biology allows for better medicine, and understanding physics has allowed faster, safer travel across the world and beyond it.

From these experiemnts we can make inferences regarding the plausibility of time travel, and the beginning of the universe, and the existence of other dimensions, just to name a few.

Or what about antimatter? Why is the majority of the universe's make up matter and not anti-matter? Where did it all go? Understanding the nature of antimatter, and possibly developing it, could provide a source of extreme energy.

We always stand to gain from scientific discovery.

I find it interesting that a party of individuals could trust scientists when they say a black hole exists, but not trust scientists when they say (under specific conditions) that no danger exists.

I agree with you that nothing is "no risk" on an ultimate level. Everyone stands to lose something in any situation. But looking at it through a specific lense, some things actually are no risk.

If you were to do a hundred jumping jacks there is no risk that you will destroy the world.

Sure you'll be moving around particles, and perhaps in a great deal of time that event will be significant based on chaos theory, but your actions have no probability (or at least negligible probability) of destroying the world.

So what about two hundred jumping jacks? Three hundred? A thousand? A million?

Some effects are just impossible based on certain causes.

The LHC cannot cause the effects people are blathering about. It cannot destroy the world.

When they say mini black holes could form their talking about insignificant blips of reality that light cannot bounce off of. These are so small and moving so fast that before they could mature into something larger they will be far far away. Assuming they don't disappear instantly, as they're expecting to do.

No disrespect, but believing that any microscopic event horizons formed by the LHC, which is still a huge maybe, could consume the world is insanely misinformed.

Accelerating particles involves a lot of energy, but the only danger of this highly focused energy is what it might do to damage the instruments and equipment. And that is the risk. Will millions of tax dollars be wasted by destroyed high-precision equipment? Probably not. There are multiple fail-safes in place.

And I would trust computers over people any day, when it comes to tracking and managing things smaller than I can see, and moving around 300,000 kilometers per second, and making hundreds of thousands of decisions in no time at all. When computers err it's only because the people behind them design them poorly. Computers are not capable of independent mistakes. Faulty hardware yes, badly designed software yes, but not mistakes. Mistakes belong to us.

I will buy into the argument that perhaps the money could have been used better in another way. I really can't defeat that argument. Because it's opinion. I happen to believe this is one of the most exciting things of our time, like building a modern wonder of the world, no something far beyond that. And when a trillion dollars can be wasted fighting wars abroad, I don't see why a few billion dollars can't be spent on a machine that science has only dreamed of. Especially when the cost is shared by several nations, and the entire experiment set is a great example of multi-national cooperation.


 


Posted by extrinsic (Member # 8019) on :
 
"The main purpose of the LHC is to explore the validity and limitations of the Standard Model, the current theoretical picture of particle physics." Wikipedia: LHC.

The God particle, the theoretical Higgs Bosun is the only elementary particle that has never been observed. It is notable that a quarter century of evolving colliders have observed all the other predicted particles. Better understandings of particle physics have influenced a googleplex of improvements in the everyday human condition, from more efficient manufacturing processes, to compounds syntheses, to how we communicate and live and breathe in our everyday lives, everyone. Even feeding the hungry when politics allows.

Like any scientific process the LHC will raise more questions than it will answer, some it will eventually answer. A proposed theoretical upgrade will answer some more. A new generation of colliders will answer more, and raise more questions.

Since before Galileo, scientists have sought answers both in the macro and the micro cosmos. Galileo's observations led to new horizons and the ability to map them, navigate them. This too shall be navigated. The future is bright, the LHC will illuminate some of it. Science progresses forward. Is it a progress trap? Yep, but then any other direction leads to stagnation.
 


Posted by Zero (Member # 3619) on :
 
The discovery of controlable fire and the original wheel were the beginnings of a progress trap, but not one any of us regret.

With progress comes the inevitable hunger to seek further progress. I imagine there is no end.
 


Posted by TaleSpinner (Member # 5638) on :
 
Thanks, zero and extrinsic--I wish you were journalists, or spokesmen for CERN.

Pat
 


Posted by Rhaythe (Member # 7857) on :
 
Well, it fired. And unless we're all in a state of suspended consciousness as we are sucked into oblivion, I guess we're still around:

http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/B/BIG_BANG?SITE=AP&SECTION=HOME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT&CTIME=2008-09-10-03-46-16

Kudos!
 


Posted by Zero (Member # 3619) on :
 
Well, it still takes months to get it to full power. Basically they shoot the particle around this huge ring, compelled by magnets, and it takes a while to build momentum and speed. It's kinda cool actually.

So, in short, we're not "safe" yet.
 


Posted by InarticulateBabbler (Member # 4849) on :
 
Well, we're not dead...yet. So, it must have been flatulation.


 


Posted by Rommel Fenrir Wolf II (Member # 4199) on :
 
I thought it was going to be tested on Monday. Oh well.

RFW2nd

 


Posted by Robert Nowall (Member # 2764) on :
 
This is what happened when they fired it up:

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,425405,00.html
 


Posted by snapper (Member # 7299) on :
 
God said 'Let there be Light!' and there was...

Oh, shucks. Let's try this again later.
 


Posted by aspirit (Member # 7974) on :
 
Ooh, maybe the parts' manufacturers didn't like the project. Conspiracy!
 
Posted by InarticulateBabbler (Member # 4849) on :
 
Or maybe the guys wanted to up their paychecks without really accomplishing anything...

Or they've been reading this thread and heeded TS's and my warning...(Nah, probably not)
 


Posted by dreadlord (Member # 2913) on :
 
my philosophy is why worry?

either we die and meet budha, or allah, or god... or even zeus, or whoever made us, or we wont and all that worrying will have been for nothing.
 


Posted by TaleSpinner (Member # 5638) on :
 
I dunno. Of all the alternative universes available to us, we pick the one where it breaks.

Pat
 


Posted by LAJD (Member # 8070) on :
 
Since I'm in the middle of a ginormus IT systems project, I pick the one where the dufus that bought the hardware saved 0.35 cents on the memory for the $4M of systems hardware they bought from Dell. The memory was purchased from Morty's Memory Market and had been refurbed from a power plant in Ukraine. So the service that managed power to the transformer crashed.

Either that or used a functional naming convention for their systems and were using DEV for TEST or PROD and a junior level IT droid dropped the new, untested code on the production system, that was actually named TEST but really last week was used for DEV.

Or they were using a single mid '90s era Gateway box that the Program Director's son was using to host WOW games and installed 15 virtual slices.....

But wait I have more! Maybe I should write a book.....

LOL.


 


Posted by philocinemas (Member # 8108) on :
 
Doesn't all of this have the makings of a great sci-fi story!

You have the reckless scientific organization with a insideous acronym for a name (CERN) trying to do an experiment where no one is sure what will happen. Maybe it will reveal the Higgs-Boson particle, maybe it will create micro black holes, or maybe it will create a means for us to travel across the 8th dimension!

You have the "crazy" Dr. Otto with an (honorary) Advanced Studies in Systems Research and Cybernetics degree warning the world that CERN spells DOOM and could create black holes that grow into planet-swallowers! He petitions, he pleads, he gets to meet the president of Switzerland - Wow!

- He is ignored, his con-CERN dismissed, he alone can dis-CERN.

The day drawls nigh, the protons accellerate, they're about collide...

kaput

silence...


Later, they find one of the supermagnets has malfunctioned. Suddenly, Dr. Otto crashes through the wall with four mechanical tenticles attached to his body. He shouts, "I shall show you all!"

Unbeknownst to us all, many years ago he did this very experiment and crossed over to the 8th dimension and was taken-over by a red electroid. Now, the only one who can save us is Buckaroo Banzai!

[This message has been edited by philocinemas (edited September 20, 2008).]
 


Posted by Kathleen Dalton Woodbury (Member # 59) on :
 
Wait! Buckaroo Banzai is copyrighted.

Don't let yourself get carried away there, philocinemas.
 


Posted by philocinemas (Member # 8108) on :
 
I know he is, so is Dr. Otto (different last name). It was meant to be a satire - not an actual story proposal.

On a more serious note, I recently read an article (can't find it now) by Stephen Hawking dismissing Doc Ot's conCERNs. Of course, many of the theories of what will happen are based on the Hawking effect, but the good news is Hawking's one of the smartest people (200+ IQ) on the planet - let's hope he's also one of the most right.
 


Posted by Rommel Fenrir Wolf II (Member # 4199) on :
 
why dont we just all get drunk and waite for the miny black holes to eat the earth and everyone and everything in this system. that sounds like a much better idea to me.

RFW2nd
 


Posted by BenM (Member # 8329) on :
 
I see that the LHC webcams are up and running what with them starting a bunch of tests today.

http://www.cyriak.co.uk/lhc/lhc-webcams.html
 


Posted by tnwilz (Member # 4080) on :
 
Awesome link Ben. For a moment my brain went, wait, really? No, that has to be a joke. What's the chance that the moment I look... and then I just felt stoopid. Thanks!
 
Posted by rich (Member # 8140) on :
 
You think you felt stupid? I had the kids in the car, water and cans of food in the trunk, and shot six people who were trying to calm me down and I thought were trying to take my stuff...boy, was my face red when the cops showed up.
 


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