I'm 42 year old former runner up for the Heisman trophy. I finished second out of 4873 in my graduating class at Harvard. My hobbies are atom splitting, alligator wrestling, and checkers. My current career is as an editor for the Wall Street Journal. On the weekends I battle forest fires.
They'll be impressed,....or something
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RFW2nd
Here's a sanitized version of mine:
Name is an aspiring writer of numerous genres, including horror, speculative fantasy, and science fiction. He has work forthcoming in the February issue of Bob's Amazing Friggin Magazine. He lives in Snuffwump with his wife, daughter, and three brain-dead dogs. His favorite subjects in school were readin', writin', and 'rithmatic.
Generally, they want it around 100 words. 150 tends to be the top limit, unless you're Stephen King, Clive Barker, or Harlan Ellison.
Hope this helps,
T2
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That being said...if you feel the need to lie, make sure it's about something that can't be easily checked. I just read something the other month about the background of a prominent (and currently deceased) SF writer and editor---seems he, er, shoveled with both hands about where he came from. I don't know if it affects my opinion of his work...it does lower my opinion of him as a person somewhat. (It did take till recently to find him out, though.)
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That being said...if you feel the need to lie, make sure it's about something that can't be easily checked. I just read something the other month about the background of a prominent (and currently deceased) SF writer and editor---seems he, er, shoveled with both hands about where he came from. I don't know if it affects my opinion of his work...it does lower my opinion of him as a person somewhat. (It did take till recently to find him out, though.)
How would it effect your thoughts on the writer if it were a penname? Lets say for instance (me) I use a penname to keep crazy people away from my kids. Or at least that is why I tell myself I do it. Basically I am a very private person and if my writing ever does take off I don't necessarily want it to effect the rest of my life. So I have a persona that I created. Nothing outlandish, my persona has many parts or my life in him, but he is more or less someone else.
I suppose this could be a different thread entirely, but if you do have a penname how far should you take it? I know your real identity only needs to be known by you and your publisher ( since they will be signing the checks hopefully with lots of 0's), but in the case that you use a penname what would you do about a bio?
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gobi13x - Christine T's advice looks good to me. Think about what you want on that book jacket...
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Hey, I write under a pseudonym too. You wouldn't know it to look at me, though, would you?
No, I thought Babbler was your last name...
But I doubt you use that on your publications... If you do I will be heading to the books story right after work looking for you. So would you be under the B's the I's ?
My point or rather question is, how far would you go with developing that other persona. My original question to Robert Nowall, or really anyone who wanted to answer was, would that made up name and persona effect the way he views the author if it were done for legitimate reasons. Of course there is the whole question of what makes a legitimate reason, but forgoing that...
Edited because I referred the the wrong person of at least thier penname.
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...or am I the only painfully boring one here?
Heinlein and Asimov also, apparently, made a number of selective omissions in their respective reported biographies. (You wouldn't think Asimov would have, what with those thick autobiographies and all that autobiographic material in the rest of his work as well, but there was more, according to some posthumous biographies.)
One can tell less than the whole truth, but one could also call that "lying" as well.
A pet peeve of mine is listing all your pets, and their names. I so don't care. But that's just me.
My new bio is: Alethea Kontis was a child actress, Chemistry major, and student of Andre Norton and Orson Scott Card. Her current professions include: author, editor, publisher, fairy godmother, and goddess. Her sister was in Vogue, her father was on the Discovery Channel, her godfather's face was a Phish album, and her grandfather was a pirate. She hopes to one day be half so cool.
(I suppose I should have put were I was from, huh? Shoot.)
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A pet peeve of mine is listing all your pets, and their names. I so don't care. But that's just me.
Check out this timing. I recently submitted a piece of work, bearing a bio that ended...
"...a Labrador Retriever named Athena, and a guinea pig named Athena's Dinner."
S!
S!...C!
I'm tempted to get a pet, just so I can name it Peeve.
Back on Subject. I have to agree that I really think you are digging too deeply if you are listing your pets names.
-Jeff
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I have to agree that I really think you are digging too deeply if you are listing your pets names.
If it's an alphabetized list of 20 goldfish, I'd have to agree. But something always makes me smile when I read "Miss Author lives with her husband, John Doe in Generic Town, with their cat Mrs. Chippy."
Or even better, an author without a partner, and only a cat.
...I guess I like to have some confirmation that it's okay to be a crazy cat lady (or lad).
Semi-retired from technology consulting and educational software design/development while the wee folk are wee. Reading, writing, and blogging in my spare time between carpools and playdates. Flash Fiction Online slush reader. Coupon clipper. Vegetarian eater. Global warming worrier. Lifelong learner.
'Course the other slush readers are ribbing me about how I eat vegetarians. Sigh. It worked for me until they pointed that out.
An online bio is a different format/form than what some places are looking for with publications bios, I suspect most are interested in the "his/her work has previously appeared in..." but, since I don't have any of that to report, I just went for facts and humor.
I don't remember all of it, but I do recall one of them talking about their love of banana daquiris, and inviting any fans to buy him one. Or several.
Shoot, now I'm going to have to go find that book and reread the bios.
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My favorite bio ever is in Good Omens, by Terry Pratchett and Neil Gaiman.
Hahaha, that one was good. I don't have it on me, but I remember it amused.
From A Feast of Crows (was anyone else disappointed in that?)
"He has been in the Seven Kingdoms ever since. When he's allowed to leave he returns to Santa Fe, New Mexico where he lives with the lovely Parris, a big white dog named Mischa, and two cats named Augustus and Caligula who think they run the place."
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I don't know I'd care that the author of a submission is a petless vegetarian who studied sociology and trains in how to efficiently give other people boo-boos. Would a slush pile reader care?
Hmm, maybe the last bit is better if omitted.
What do magazines expect when they require a bio with a sub?
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Joe Schmoe is a graduate of XYZ college, holding degrees in botany and political science. He works in the kazoo industry, designing better and more efficient kazoos for kazoo bands across the country. He is from Kalamazoo, MI. (Couldn't help myself there, LOL)
Good luck - sounds like you have a reason to need a bio, which is great news!
All you need to say on a submission cover letter is something like "Here's my story, "Title," for your consideration. This isn't as simultaneous submission. I look forward to hearing from you in email and/or using the SASE I've enclosed."
Unless they ask specifically for a bio, in which case I suppose I'd mention where I live and what degree I have. Although I always worry that my degree will work against me. Since I do technical writing as part of my job, some might think that would work against my prose, because they are such different styles.