Here are some criteria:
It should be easy to read, meaning that it should flow well. As mentioned in other posts, I am easily confused. If I have to go back and re-read to understand what going on, I drop it.
It should be intelligent, but does not have to be serious or pound you over the head with morals or deep, thought provoking, earth-shaking questions. Actually, for my purposes, I'd rather it didn't.
The main characters should be well developed
It should not begin with a description of the weather or a person waking up (unless said character is coming out of a coma or back to life).
It should incorporate at least some humor. More is better.
It should not have a dark tone.
It should have few or no fight or battle scenes--unless they are funny or absolutely essential to the plot. (Even then, they should be short.)
It should have a happy ending, but not sappy or contrived.
It should be free of anachronisms, unless that is the setting for the story. (For instance, a man goes back in time or enters and alternate universe.)
If it doesn't have a good deal of dialogue, it should have an entertaining narrative style.
It should have very little and preferably no crude language, profanities or crude humor. No graphic sex or violence. I don't mind if it's a fantasy or sci-fi and the characters have their own slang profanities, completely different from our own.
I prefer non-formula plots (hence one of the reasons I don't care for romance novels). But if the rest of the book is well done, I can live with a formula.
Let's see. Anything else? You probably think I'm bonkers. This is for reading before I go to sleep at night, to unwind. I do actually read things that are meaty and profound, as well-it's just not what I'm looking for now.
I'm really looking for a novel, but short stories would be okay, too.
So, does anything come to mind?
Read them! They are great!
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Yes, my reaction was, "this guy's bonkers!"
Really, your list is far too specific. What floats one person's boat will sink another's.
And so on.
I read a lot of the darker stuff, but some lighter things I've enjoyed that you might consider:
To be honest, I'm not sure about the whole "deep book" versus "not deep book" schism. Seemingly simple books can be deceptively difficult to write and contain a great deal more than they seem to on the surface.
Phanto--in this case I'm only worried about my boat. Selfish, I know.
Gen--thanks. I agree about the simple books. It kind of depends where your mind is at as to how far deep they take you.
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Yes, you're bonkers.
(And on your 'deep' journey I recomend "Ferenheight 451" it's me favorite.)
Shawn
Have you read "Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" by Douglas Adams? It has sequels. Only read if you are prepared to wrap your arms around your stomach to keep your guts from pouring out due to laughing (drink a Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster and you won't care if you have guts any more...).
How about the 'Phule' books and the 'Myth' books by Robert L. Asprin?
Piers Anthony's 'Xanth' books might be right up your alley. Also his 'Apprentice Adept' series is quite good, and would be enjoyable by your standards. He also has an 'Incarnations of Immortality' set that is wonderful, but have some serious stuff too (but not anything that would break your head).
I'm just mentioning really good books that I would consider light reading without things you would object to. They are all in the sf/f genre.
You'll find it in the "horror" section, but it is NOT a horror novel. McCammon started out as a horror writer, so that's where they put his non-horror novels.
It's a fantasy of sorts. But the dramatic question that unites the novel would make is a mystery. But really the novel is about boyhood, and growing up, and how to keep a sense of innocence and a believe in magic.
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All in all, however it is a very interesting and entertaining series. You get swept into the crisis that they main character must solve without feeling like you have to solve it yourself, and the creativity that Anthony displays in both the science-fiction as well as the fantasy aspects of the series is impressive. The first book is great, the second really good, and the third finishes the series (i.e. you have to read it, but it isn't nearly as compelling). Anything after the original trilogy is great... for kindling.
So I thought I would be original by telling you to read The Apprentice Adept books (in order: Split Infinity, Blue Adept, and Juxtaposition), but I see that I am a few hours late and a few thousand dollars short (anyone have any cash I can borrow?)
-Braden-
Oh, and of course, I would recommend just about anything by our friend Mr. Card (of course, I guess that if you have found your way to this site, it is likely because you are already an OSC fan), most particularly the Ender/Bean books or for interesting religiously themed books, try The Women of Genesis series or Folk of the Fringe. (Orson, if you read this, I really liked the first four sections of FotF, but the last one was just a little out there for me. Just one man's opinion).
I recommend the following for light reading:
"The Moon is a Harsh Mistess" Robert A. Heinlein
I've made a note of those I haven't read yet--which is most. This should keep me going for quite some time.