So, here's what we're gonna do. I am opening up this thread to you, the Pat fans to tell me about your favorite Pat story while here at Hatrack, or before.
And I will be the guest of honor.
Oh, and here's the list of my logins. Maybe someone will figure out what my TRUE post count is.
Login Name: ObiWanKenobi
Login Name: Angry Caribou
Login Name: Shadowfax
Login Name: Saruman
Login Name: Gruk
Login Name: dude
Login Name: DefenderoftheForce
Login Name: Wormwood
Login Name: Pix
Login Name: Pixiest
Login Name: The Pixeist
Login Name: The Pixi-est
Login Name: Anakin Skywalker
Login Name: BoisePoliceOfficer
Login Name: John Keat's bodyguard
Login Name: Patricia
Login Name: Anonymous Hatracker
Login Name: ThePointAfter
Login Name: ceddy
Login Name: Cedrois
Login Name: LINKMAN
Login Name: Anonyhatracker
Login Name: Manwithnoarms&nolegs
Login Name: Mr. Virgin Lips
Login Name: Mr. Virgin iips
Login Name: StrongBad
Login Name: BarbaraCher
Login Name: Pat
Login Name: Obi-Wan Kenobi
Login Name: Ben Kenobi
Login Name: Screwtape
Login Name: Count Dooku
Login Name: Sharkey
Login Name: Jimmy Osmond
Login Name: George Clooney
Login Name: TheSnitch
Login Name: PARAKCT
Login Name: Patrick
Login Name: Cap'n Pat!
Login Name: Trogdor the Burninator
Login Name: Patrack
Amen.
[Edited subject at request of author. --PJ]
[ January 07, 2009, 05:37 PM: Message edited by: Papa Janitor ]
Posted by Head Ditch Digger (Member # 5085) on :
What a load of crap!
There is no way that I am going to feed your ego. Posted by Pat (Member # 879) on :
Feed by ego n00b.
Posted by Belle (Member # 2314) on :
I fondly remember when you debuted DefenderoftheForce, it caused me to register ElvenWench. We had a nice little bout, back and forth.
Of course, I won. You need only compare Attack of the Clones to the Two Towers to see that you had virtually no chance.
You're one of the few people that I feel comfortable saying "I love you, as much as a married woman can love another guy" to. Posted by Frisco (Member # 3765) on :
Hrm...nope, can't really think of any good Pat stories.
Congrats on 1000 posts, though. You join an elite group of...probably under 100 people.
I actually had a funny story, but then I noticed from your list that it must've been someone else's alias that I had assumed was you. Ahh, well.
[ June 30, 2003, 07:22 PM: Message edited by: Frisco ]
Posted by celia60 (Member # 2039) on :
At least one of those is a recent aquisition from another member. The totals will not reflect an accurate total post count.
Posted by Pat (Member # 879) on :
Which one? Saruman? Leto maybe posted 10 times with that one.
Oh and Trogdor? It maybe has been used 20 times other than myself?
Posted by Saruman (Member # 2275) on :
what a great idea for a thread.
Posted by Pixie (Member # 4043) on :
Why so many "Pix"s? Posted by Head Ditch Digger (Member # 5085) on :
OK, Seeing how I have known this man for a long time. I will tell you my favorite story.
A little back ground: Pat's and my grandfather was very short fused man. It is something that Pat and I have learned to tone down, just to give you an idea. When he was mad he was scary and everyone ran. Due to family situations, Pat ended up living with our grandparents.
Pat was given a sweater for his birthday or Christmas, not important. Days later he was spending the night over at my house. When we decided to go meet some of my friends. We stopped by a friends house. I knew that she was alone and was deathly afraid that someone would break in and kill her, it way beyaond normal fear. I, of course, being the kind human being I am decided to play on this fear. We decided to do the old knock-and-run routine. So we knocked and ran.
Pat ran past me and into a barbed wire fence that, being night without lights, we could not see. I remember laughing so hard that I could not stand. To see Pat tangled in the wire.
Back to the point. Pat was wearing his brand new sweater and had torn a few hole in his sweater. Rightfully so, Pat was mortified what my grandfather would do to him. There is no fear till you realize your life is about to end over a sweater.
After that nothing was fun anymore so we went home. Lukily my mother who kinew her father very well wall calm and darned all the holes. My Grandfather never found out.
So,Pat,does your conscience weigh on you about lying to your Grandfather?
I have many other stories but they are for Pat to tell. I will tell you all that if you knew his life your respect for him would only increase.
Your Cuz, Scott
Posted by Jon Boy (Member # 4284) on :
Pat's my role model. Unfortunately, I don't think I could pick just one favorite story. Maybe that time he drank a bottle of soy sauce and tried to eat Bob's concession stand. Or that time that he and Cedrios got in a knife fight on the stone bridge. Or that time that he owed me five bucks.
Posted by Jon Boy (Member # 4284) on :
Or that time he tried to register the name Mr. Virgin Lips, but I'd already taken it, and then he registered Mr. Virgin iips before realizing that he had the L/i thing backwards. Or the time he registered the name Jimmy Osmond and sang the same song three times in one thread. Good grief, that thread cracked me up. Or the time that he registered the name Sharkey and then I registered Snarky and got everyone to think that I was Pat, spoofing himself. Ah, so many usernames, so many memories.
Posted by Zevlag (Member # 1405) on :
Pat, now I miss The Pixiest again!
And Cedrois, that was classic...
I have had lots of great times with Pat. Mafia Games, ooh I remember the first. I also have had the oppertunity of mistaking 'Pat' for a female, thus kicking off the registration of Patrick, and Patricia.
[ June 30, 2003, 08:52 PM: Message edited by: Zevlag ]
Posted by No Life (Member # 5355) on :
[ June 30, 2003, 09:33 PM: Message edited by: Frisco ]
Posted by No Life (Member # 5355) on :
What's the link for DefenderoftheForce?
Posted by Kayla (Member # 2403) on :
The Snitch 60.
Posted by Kayla (Member # 2403) on :
Damnit!
Posted by Zevlag (Member # 1405) on :
*considers 'whistle-blower'ing this post and getting the Janitor to clean up all this mess*
Pat, that's a ton of names..
[ June 30, 2003, 09:23 PM: Message edited by: Zevlag ]
Posted by Trogdor the Burninator (Member # 4894) on :
I am not Pat.
*Burninates Patricia*
Posted by Trogdor the Burninator (Member # 4894) on :
Yes you are!
Posted by No Life (Member # 5355) on :
Oh quiet you two. Now I have to go change post counts Posted by mackillian (Member # 586) on :
I think the standing-on-head photo is my first and best memory of Patrick. Posted by Amy Wong (Member # 5345) on :
G'uh! Did you have a dedicated RAID system for all those aliases?
Congrats on 1000 posts.
=MORBO Posted by Kayla (Member # 2403) on :
Amy Wong = Morbo?
I thought Morbo was a 39 year old guy?
Posted by Jeni (Member # 1454) on :
I also remember fondly the standing-on-head photo, as well as trying to stalk down Pat's relatives on the first day of Survivor.
Oh yes, and getting one of Pat's many logins banned. Another good memory.
[ June 30, 2003, 09:56 PM: Message edited by: Jeni ]
Posted by Head Ditch Digger (Member # 5085) on :
Oh patrick, my wife says you wanted to talk to me about alot of things. wassup?
Posted by Olivet (Member # 1104) on :
One of my fondest memories of Pat, outside of mafia, was when Saruman came to harrass me in the Wenches' Tavern Jail. That thread made me laugh a lot. Especially when the love-struck Obi-wan came to rescue him. LOL
The whole "pull my finger" thing, which should not have been funny, but was.
Thanks, Pat.
[ June 30, 2003, 10:33 PM: Message edited by: Olivet ]
Posted by No Life (Member # 5355) on :
::coughs:: 12 to go
Posted by Kayla (Member # 2403) on :
Hey, I can only sneak on for a minute or two while my husband is in the bathroom!
I'll figure out the rest tomorrow, though.
Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :
Pat's a cool guy. Thats why whenever I want a private little chuckle to myself, I think of him falling off the tramp. Cool guys falling down is fundamental comedy at its best.
And thats my favorite Pat memory.
Posted by filetted (Member # 5048) on :
T, do you have it on tape?
Posted by Anti-Chris (Member # 4452) on :
Unfortunately, no. I think someone took a picture of it. I'm too lazy to find it, though.
Posted by Jeni (Member # 1454) on :
Favorite Post: The one that listed what he believes and why.
Best Quality: A twisted sense of humor
Why he's on my Personal Favorites List: He indulges my husband's smart-aleck, sarcastic side with grace and wit.
I'd be interested in seeing him fall off a tramp. Just a few questions: How tall was the tramp? Were you standing on your head when you fell off him? Was he really a tramp, or just a misunderstood hobo?
Posted by Jeni (Member # 1454) on :
Papa Moose looked up the rest of these in a matter of minutes in a fancy database he has. . .
[ July 01, 2003, 12:12 AM: Message edited by: Jeni ]
Posted by Anti-Chris (Member # 4452) on :
3'6 (hey, just about the right size for...)
I didn't fall off him, he did. Whether or not he was standing on his head is beyond me. I didn't get that good of a look.
Could have been a misunderstood hobo. I don't know. I was too busy laughing.
Posted by Jeni (Member # 1454) on :
I think that brings us up to 5694.
Posted by No Life (Member # 5355) on :
Posted by No Life (Member # 5355) on :
Grand Post Total as July 1, 2003, 1:36:48 is 5694 posts
Each name, as of July 1, 2003, 1:36:50, has an average post count of 138.8780488
Posted by Anti-Chris (Member # 4452) on :
Pat, it wouldn't let me read this thread but it sounded like an interesting story and I would like you to explain. Just why would you rather shave your scrotum with a rusty razor than to go inside another Walmart?
Posted by pooka (Member # 5003) on :
:pukes in the lap of the Japanese ambassador just like the president who shares her birthday:
Call me crazy but I find that repulsive. Ahem. I was going to respond to something...
I like the feeling I get whenever I see "Pat" and wonder if it is my mom and I'll have to watch my mouth around here.
Posted by Jeni (Member # 1454) on :
Anti-Chris, I SO remember that quote! I want to be reminded of the story behind it, too...
Posted by Saruman (Member # 2275) on :
This thread is not allowed to fall to the second page.
Posted by Ethics Gradient (Member # 878) on :
Bah. Fall away. I never liked that Patrick guy.
Posted by Kayla (Member # 2403) on :
Pat, you are one cool guy. You have too many screen names, but you are cool. I need you address sometime too, by the way. It's almost done (you wouldn't believe me if I told you what the hang up has been) but I think it will be done this weekend. Your work addy is fine, or where ever you want it sent. (You know, if you give me your work address, you could save it for a holiday or some other time when you get in trouble. If you like it, of course.)
I'm always afraid that I'm weirding you out, or your wife. I hope not, and I don't mean to. Though, if she started posting here, I have a feeling I'd like her a lot (and probably take her side when you're wrong, so maybe that isn't a good idea for you, but it would work for me. )
I'm also going to use this to respond to posts from my landmark thread. I certainly don't want it dragged back up to the top again.
HDD, I enjoy you being at Hatrack also. Sorry I gave you a hard time when you first showed up, but Patrick has been so nice to me that I figure anyone in must be cool too. I'm perfectly harmless (unless you're Jon Boy and then it's really a matter of personal paranoia. ) Hope I didn't frighten you, either. The research is really just because I have nothing better to do most days. Anyone could do it, they just need too much time on their hands.
Dio, you are cool, but I know you knew that from before. I still wish you'd finish your book, or at least write a summary for me!!
Jon Boy, yeah, I hire newbies to bump old threads. Seriously, when would I have time to do that? Tracking all your posts and alias's is a full time job!
(Sorry for hijacking your thread Pattycakes.)
[ July 01, 2003, 08:34 PM: Message edited by: Kayla ]
Posted by Head Ditch Digger (Member # 5085) on :
See pat nobody likes you enough to post nice things I tried to get it started even Jon Boy tried.
The problem is you are an enigma to most people. You can't stay in true character long enough for anyone to form a true picture of who Pat is. So either post a story about your life, or don't expect those, who know you simply as the man who pops in and out of threads to fluff them up, unless of course it's aquestion about how you can survive in an 'R' rated society, to post about you.
Besides don't you think its time for some 'Shock and Awe'.
[ July 01, 2003, 08:40 PM: Message edited by: Head Ditch Digger ]
Posted by Head Ditch Digger (Member # 5085) on :
Thanks Kayla
Posted by Saruman (Member # 2275) on :
But everyone around here already knows about my life. I'd just be boring them.
Posted by Papa Moose (Member # 1992) on :
I like you, Pat, and you make a good burger.
Wasn't your little guy the Ender of the infamous broccoli and milk episode? I can't recall for sure....
[Edited at request of original poster. --PJ]
[ January 07, 2009, 05:38 PM: Message edited by: Papa Janitor ]
Posted by Saruman (Member # 2275) on :
That was him alright. Except he's starting to go soft. He doesn't threaten the other kids anymore.
Posted by Jon Boy (Member # 4284) on :
You're letting your own children grow soft? Pat, I have to say that I'm a little disappointed.
Posted by Ryuko (Member # 5125) on :
Wow. I didn't think I knew Pat, but it turned out, I did know Pat. What a crazy world.
Posted by katharina (Member # 827) on :
Pat is brilliant, intelligent, as cool a cat as ever came along, and Hatrack's treasure.
Specifically, Pat's an example of what a good, heroic, LDS guy should be, and I feel privilege to be around when he lets us see that. Thanks for being here, Magnus.
Posted by BebeChouette (Member # 4991) on :
The funniest thing that I have seen on Hatrack was Pat's post to Josh Groban under the alias David Bowles. I was laughing to myself for days.
Posted by BannaOj (Member # 3206) on :
Well for laughs I thought saruman and snarky were the same person. Sorry Jon Boy.
And how the heck did Pat get ahold of DB's user name. That has to be a hatrack legend I've never heard.
AJ
Posted by BebeChouette (Member # 4991) on :
The post was on a Groban fan forum. Pat provided a link to it in the Groban thread.
Posted by Saruman (Member # 2275) on :
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You need only compare Attack of the Clones to the Two Towers to see that you had virtually no chance. ![[Big Grin]](biggrin.gif)
You're one of the few people that I feel comfortable saying "I love you, as much as a married woman can love another guy" to. ![[Confused]](confused.gif)
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