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Posted by Darth_Mauve (Member # 4709) on :

You might be a Klingon if you shoot someone for insulting you, and insult someone for shooting you.

You might be a Klingon if everyday is a good day to die.

You might be a Klingon if you like your food to writhe and wiggle like a gutted enemy on the battlefield.

You might be a Klingon if you like your opera like you like your women--loud, lyrical, and leather clad.

Posted by Lyrhawn (Member # 7039) on :

You might be a Klingon if you prefer your revenge served cold.

Posted by Samprimary (Member # 8561) on :

You might be my last roomate if you are pretty much everything that you might be a klingon for in these lists

Posted by advice for robots (Member # 2544) on :

You might be a Klingon if you have a high, wide forehead with a bony ridge running up it.

Posted by rivka (Member # 4859) on :

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Originally posted by advice for robots:
You might be a Klingon if you have a high, wide forehead with a bony ridge running up it.

But only after 1970.

Posted by Geraine (Member # 9913) on :

You might be a Klingon if you think a straight, hard surface is more comfortable to sleep on than a mattress.

Posted by Dan_Frank (Member # 8488) on :

You might forever be called "That guy that played a Klingon" if you play a Klingon for over a decade across two TV shows.

Posted by ladyday (Member # 1069) on :

You might be a Klingon if you prefer your Shakespeare in its original (Klingon) language.

(I just did a marathon of the original movies; they were even better than I remembered [Big Grin]

Posted by Orincoro (Member # 8854) on :

quote:
Originally posted by Dan_Frank:
You might forever be called "That guy that played a Klingon" if you play a Klingon for over a decade across two TV shows.

And 5 films. He even appeared in Star Trek 6.

Posted by Glenn Arnold (Member # 3192) on :

You might be a Klingon if you were married to Barbara Eden.

Posted by Darth_Mauve (Member # 4709) on :

You might be a Ferengi if you sell stuff you don't own to people you don't like for a price they can't afford and smile the entire time.

Posted by The Rabbit (Member # 671) on :

quote:
Originally posted by Darth_Mauve:
You might be a Ferengi if you sell stuff you don't own to people you don't like for a price they can't afford and smile the entire time.

Or you might just be a banker.

Posted by Dr Strangelove (Member # 8331) on :

You might be a Klingon if this song is incredibly offensive to you.

Posted by Darth_Mauve (Member # 4709) on :

Rabbit--there is a difference?

Posted by advice for robots (Member # 2544) on :

quote:
Originally posted by rivka:

quote:
Originally posted by advice for robots:
You might be a Klingon if you have a high, wide forehead with a bony ridge running up it.
But only after 1970.

Outgeeked by rivka again. [Grumble]

Posted by rivka (Member # 4859) on :

I would apologize.

But a) I'm not really sorry, and 2) those years of my life have to be good for SOMETHING! [Wink]

Posted by Stone_Wolf_ (Member # 8299) on :

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Tah pagh, tah beh!