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Posted by Puffy Treat (Member # 7210) on :

I have yet to read the book or see the film.

I get the feeling I don't need to, now. [Smile]

Posted by Goody Scrivener (Member # 6742) on :

That's hysterical!!

Posted by Corwin (Member # 5705) on :

[Big Grin]

Posted by Jon Boy (Member # 4284) on :

quote:
Originally posted by Puffy Treat:
I have yet to read the book or see the film.

I get the feeling I don't need to, now.

Same here.

Posted by Raia (Member # 4700) on :

Change "Powder" to "Spidermonkey," and you've got yourself a hit.

Posted by rivka (Member # 4859) on :

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Those are the Cullens. They avoid direct sunlight, they don't eat food, they sleep in coffins in a graveyard, and holy water burns them. I think they're Canadians.

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!

Posted by Wendybird (Member # 84) on :

That was funny!

Posted by Kwea (Member # 2199) on :

lol

Posted by Sachiko (Member # 6139) on :

I think that made my day.

Posted by ketchupqueen (Member # 6877) on :

[ROFL]

I picked up the book and glanced at it the last time I was at the bookstore. I rolled my eyes so much in the course of my 45 second perusal I decided to skip it, not as if I was really tempted to read it, lest my optic nerves detach and I lose my vision.

Posted by Carrie (Member # 394) on :

The part that made me actually laugh out loud:

quote:
EDWARD: You know what vampires love? Baseball!
BELLA: Really?
EDWARD: Sure! Haven't you ever heard of vampire bats?

(Crickets.)

Posted by romanylass (Member # 6306) on :

OMG. Hilarious.

Posted by Amanecer (Member # 4068) on :

That was great! Thanks for sharing.

Posted by Christine (Member # 8594) on :

Wow. That had me in fits. They really should have gone with that script...definitely better than the book! [Smile]

Posted by plaid (Member # 2393) on :

Eric Snider and Molly Ringwraith should have a kid. And name him "Super Awesome."

Posted by TomDavidson (Member # 124) on :

I dunno. "Super Snider" is a bit too alliterative for me.

Posted by rivka (Member # 4859) on :

Yes, but Super Awesome Snider would lead to an obvious nickname.

Posted by lobo (Member # 1761) on :

It is not great literature, but I didn't think it was THAT bad. I read it because both of my daughters wanted to.

She did mention Edwards chest too much. Is that really a turn on for women?

Posted by pooka (Member # 5003) on :

No, she's a fetishist.