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Posted by Marlozhan (Member # 2422) on :
 
After much peer review and rigorous rewrites to qualify this as a standardized test, I present the Official Hatrack Psychological test designed to reveal how your subconscious self feels about this website and its community. Simply fill in one and only word for each blank, remembering to write the words that come to your mind first. But beware, you will no longer be able to keep your true intentions toward Hatrack hidden any longer.

I ________ Hatrack. If it wasn't for Hatrack, I would _________ my __________ and finally get ________ _________. Ever since I started visiting this ________ website, my entire _________ has started to _________ and I just ________ _________ __________ right now.

I just wish to say to all of you ________ Hatrackers that __________ ___________ __________. My advice to you is to stop __________ and start _________ __________.

And before I end, I need to make it clear that all of you have a _________ place in my heart. Every day, in my quiet moments, I can't help but _________ __________ your __________ ways of looking at the world. If I could just make one request, please send all of your _________ to ________ and send the bill to _________.


*Note - this test is entirely serious. Any facetious or inappropriate responses will be discarded to maintain the integrity of the data. Of course, preliminary data has indicated that 98.5% of Hatrackers strictly maintain serious, non-sarcastic responses in this forum, thus making the likelihood of this request being violated almost nonexistent.

Copyright 2008 by a hopeful Friend of a potential Distant Relative of Orson Scott Card

[ November 07, 2008, 01:57 PM: Message edited by: Marlozhan ]
 

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Posted by rivka (Member # 4859) on :
 
I <3 Hatrack. If it wasn't for Hatrack, I would have to actually do my job and finally get rid of everything on my desk. Ever since I started visiting this website, my entire face has started to tingle and I just felt the tingle spread to my neck right now.

I just wish to say to all of you Hatrackers that life is beautiful. My advice to you is to stop and start .

And before I end, I need to make it clear that all of you have a thickened place in my heart. Every day, in my quiet moments, I can't help but be afraid of your O_o ways of looking at the world. If I could just make one request, please send all of your extra cash to me and send the bill to Marlozahn.
 

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Posted by ketchupqueen (Member # 6877) on :
 
I grok Hatrack. If it wasn't for Hatrack, I would pick my nose in public and finally get a citation for public lewdness. Ever since I started visiting this benighted website, my entire armpit has started to swell and I just love tabby cats (and I mean that in a COMPLETELY platonic way) right now.

I just wish to say to all of you bodacious Hatrackers that awesomeness is awesome. My advice to you is to stop shaving and start wearing togas.

And before I end, I need to make it clear that all of you have a secret place in my heart. Every day, in my quiet moments, I can't help but snort up your frizzy ways of looking at the world. If I could just make one request, please send all of your Palestinian suicide bombers to Antarctica and send the bill to Lisa.
 

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Posted by KetchupPrinceConsort (Member # 8047) on :
 
I luv Hatrack. If it wasn't for Hatrack, I would eat my pants and finally get a boy child. Ever since I started visiting this addictive website, my entire foot has started to itch and I just can't seem to sneeze right now.

I just wish to say to all of you happy Hatrackers that life is pain, and anyone who tells you different is trying to sell you something. My advice to you is to stop posting and start FedExing.

And before I end, I need to make it clear that all of you have a tiny place in my heart. Every day, in my quiet moments, I can't help but secretly record your conspiratorial ways of looking at the world. If I could just make one request, please send all of your DNA samples to the FBI and send the bill to the IRS.
 

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Posted by Mucus (Member # 9735) on :
 
I survive Hatrack. If it wasn't for Hatrack, I would greatly increase my productivity and finally get cracking on my software engineering project. Ever since I started visiting this crazy website, my entire web browser has started to fill up with tabs and I just read crazy things right now.

I just wish to say to all of you minority Hatrackers that you should continue to fight for equality. My advice to you is to stop infighting and start making yourselves heard.

And before I end, I need to make it clear that all of you have a funky place in my heart. Every day, in my quiet moments, I can't help but model and puzzle out your strange and conservative American ways of looking at the world. If I could just make one request, please send all of your money to me and send the bill to Secretary Paulson.
 

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Posted by rivka (Member # 4859) on :
 

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Originally posted by ketchupqueen:
If I could just make one request, please send all of your Palestinian suicide bombers to Antarctica and send the bill to Lisa.

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Posted by Lisa (Member # 8384) on :
 
This thread should be called Hatrack MadLibs.
 

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Posted by Marlozhan (Member # 2422) on :
 

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This thread should be called Hatrack MadLibs.

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