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Originally posted by JonHecht:
What's ulta?

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What ISN'T it?
 

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Posted by T:man (Member # 11614) on :
 
Ulta Is All!

*bows before the power of ULTA*
 

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Posted by Xann. (Member # 11482) on :
 
....Hey... Wheres my towel?!?!?!?!
 

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Posted by Elmer's Glue (Member # 9313) on :
 
It will be mailed to you.
Just post your full address and credit card number. You have to pay for shipping.
 

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Posted by dantesparadigm (Member # 8756) on :
 
Yes. I believe we were promised free towels. You don't want an incident on your hands, do you?

*Wheels in cart of pitchforks and torches.*
 

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Posted by Samprimary (Member # 8561) on :
 
n/t
 

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Posted by Orincoro (Member # 8854) on :
 
It's ok, just post a major credit card, two alternate credit cards, 6 valid emails, your social security number, your passport number, and participate in at least 3 FREE TRIALS, and recruit at least 3 friends and we'll zip that towel right out to you in 8-12 weeks, no free shipping.
 

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Posted by Lyrhawn (Member # 7039) on :
 

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Originally posted by dantesparadigm:
Yes. I believe we were promised free towels. You don't want an incident on your hands, do you?

*Wheels in cart of pitchforks and torches.*

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That's so European.

The American way is to sue for false advertisement.
 

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Posted by Raia (Member # 4700) on :
 
Hehe... it's funny how much "free towels" sounds appealing when you're a college student...
 

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Posted by Orincoro (Member # 8854) on :
 
Yeah, I got a little giggle out of it myself.
 

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