Jackalope, shmack-a-lope; this thing is the devil.
Posted by brojack17 (Member # 9189) on :
Run away! Run away!
Posted by MandyM (Member # 8375) on :
O Lord, bless this Thy hand grenade that with it Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits, in Thy mercy.
Posted by Jon Boy (Member # 4284) on :
Whistled.
Posted by Scott R (Member # 567) on :
What???
Why?
Posted by Jon Boy (Member # 4284) on :
Because your dobie offends me. And my religious beliefs. Or something.
Posted by Scott R (Member # 567) on :
I have no control over how you interpret my words, you hypocritical, pustulent, toadie. If you're going to take offense at every little thing, I would have hoped you'd have had the good grace to let us know before you pranced onto the scene, Mr. Sissy McPantywaist.
Posted by Jon Boy (Member # 4284) on :
Is that really the best you can do? I thought you were a published author or something. I'd offer to edit your work for you, but I don't know if I can handle that much suck.
Posted by Scott R (Member # 567) on :
You call a relatively competent command of MS-Word's autocorrect feature "editing?"
Posted by Jon Boy (Member # 4284) on :
It still trumps your relatively incompetent grasp of everything else.
Posted by camus (Member # 8052) on :
quote:you hypocritical, pustulent, toadie
Jon Boy causes blisters and swelling?
*runs and hides from Jon Boy*
Posted by Scott R (Member # 567) on :
quote:It still trumps your relatively incompetent grasp of everything else.
Relative to God, you're absolutely correct.
Relative to you, I'm an immortal genius ninja wizard, riding an armored shark/bear hybrid to glory.
Posted by ElJay (Member # 6358) on :
I was going to dobie that thread with The Apocalypsos of Hatrack, but I was too lazy.
Posted by TomDavidson (Member # 124) on :
What would be the functional advantage of crossing a shark with a bear and putting armor on it? Is it just the look of the thing?
Posted by Scott R (Member # 567) on :
To defend against Slash.
Posted by Primal Curve (Member # 3587) on :
The only way to adequately protect any cross-bred combat species against the Slashmeister is to give it a hot wife. Without the hot wife, Slash always wins.
Posted by TheTick (Member # 2883) on :
quote:Originally posted by TomDavidson: What would be the functional advantage of crossing a shark with a bear and putting armor on it? Is it just the look of the thing?
You just gave me a new avatar project...
Posted by Jon Boy (Member # 4284) on :
quote:Originally posted by Scott R: Relative to you, I'm an immortal genius ninja wizard, riding an armored shark/bear hybrid to glory.
So in other words, you're living in a ridiculous fantasy world. Sounds about right to me.
Posted by Scott R (Member # 567) on :
Yes, but you're so far beneath me, in order to even equate us-- in order to even begin to make the formula-- we have to step outside of the realms of possibility to the fantastical.
Posted by anti_maven (Member # 9789) on :
Well, that's no ordinary rabbit.
Ohh.
That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on!
Ahem. Couldn't help myself.
Ni.
Posted by brojack17 (Member # 9189) on :
I need shrubbery.
Posted by ClaudiaTherese (Member # 923) on :
*giggle-snort*
Posted by Jon Boy (Member # 4284) on :
quote:Originally posted by Scott R: In order to even equate us-- in order to even begin to make the formula-- we have to step outside of the realms of possibility to the fantastical.
Finally, something we can agree on!
Posted by Orincoro (Member # 8854) on :
I've been dobied...
:tear:
Posted by Orincoro (Member # 8854) on :
quote:Originally posted by TomDavidson: What would be the functional advantage of crossing a shark with a bear and putting armor on it? Is it just the look of the thing?
Nerrrding.
Posted by Scott R (Member # 567) on :
quote:Originally posted by Jon Boy:
quote:Originally posted by Scott R: In order to even equate us-- in order to even begin to make the formula-- we have to step outside of the realms of possibility to the fantastical.
Finally, something we can agree on!
...and Jon Boy shows his editorial prowess by editing out the qualifying statement.
Truly. Magnificent.
Posted by JonHecht (Member # 9712) on :
"There cannot be a God, because if there were one, I could not believe that I was not He" Nietzche said that, but I think that it applies equally to me.
Posted by Jon Boy (Member # 4284) on :
quote:Originally posted by Scott R: ...and Jon Boy shows his editorial prowess by editing out the qualifying statement.