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Posted by Lisa (Member # 8384) on :

Link.

Posted by brojack17 (Member # 9189) on :

I though we just had to send Bruce Willis and Ben Afleck to break it apart.

Posted by aspectre (Member # 2222) on :

Preparation H

Posted by Uprooted (Member # 8353) on :

aspectre: What do Eskimos get from sitting around on the ice?

Posted by steven (Member # 8099) on :

Iceteroids?

Posted by Juxtapose (Member # 8837) on :

It's more likely to work if you use a guitar.

Posted by Uprooted (Member # 8353) on :

Polaroids!

Posted by brojack17 (Member # 9189) on :

Don't worry. The asteroid will burn in the atmosphere and when it lands, it will be no larger than the head of a chihuahua.

Posted by MightyCow (Member # 9253) on :

I just started reading Lucifer's Hammer so when I get to the end, I'll let you know if they figure out how to stop the comet.

Posted by stihl1 (Member # 1562) on :

Take away his charge card?

Oh wait, wrong joke. SOrry.