Something like "Satan's gotten so good, he doesn't need to tempt people any more; they're fighting for a chance to pay to get in." Possibly combined with "Hell's successful strategy: Charging admission."
If not, I want to claim it.
Posted by Will B (Member # 7931) on :
When I used to teach how to use spreadsheets, I'd use hell's operating expenses as an example. Ever-increasing costs for heating oil; ever-decreasing costs for recruitment; $0 for refreshments.
Posted by aspectre (Member # 2222) on :
I posted something very similar here with a link to the quote from McEldowney's first or second Pibgorn tale, I think. With a slight chance it was from 9ChickweedLane. Either way, definitely McEldowney.
I've a feeling that MarkTwain or AmbroseBierce also wrote something similar.
Posted by sndrake (Member # 4941) on :
At the risk of being the subject of ridicule for some of my really guilty pleasures in reading, it also sounds a lot like something that would have been said somewhere in the Incarnations of Immortality series by Piers Anthony.
But you wouldn't admit to reading it, would you Squick?
Posted by Kwea (Member # 2199) on :
It is far from an uncommon theme, actually.
And it is specifically alluded to in the Incarnations of Immortality series more than once.
Posted by sndrake (Member # 4941) on :
::Hits head::
I remember now!
It was in that same movie/tv show as that other quote and was a direct response to this:
"It doesn't DO anything. That's the beauty of it."
Posted by Kwea (Member # 2199) on :
quote:Originally posted by sndrake: ::Hits head::
I remember now!
It was in that same movie/tv show as that other quote and was a direct response to this:
"It doesn't DO anything. That's the beauty of it."
At first I thought this thread was going to be about THAT quote, to be honest.
Posted by MrSquicky (Member # 1802) on :
It may have been Incarnations of Immortality. I have things pop into my head at times and I often can't tell if they're from somewhere or whether the little men who work inside me sent them up.
I don't have to do anything to get these ideas though. That's the beauty of it.
[ March 06, 2007, 04:56 PM: Message edited by: MrSquicky ]
Posted by Corwin (Member # 5705) on :
quote:Originally posted by sndrake: ::Hits head::
I remember now!
It was in that same movie/tv show as that other quote and was a direct response to this:
"It doesn't DO anything. That's the beauty of it."
I knew that this would come up somehow!
Posted by TheGrimace (Member # 9178) on :
is it not from Devil's Advocate? (at least that's what it made me think of, but I could be wrong)