Why will no one belive me.......
Posted by Samprimary (Member # 8561) on :
Because she was faithful to me.
Posted by aspectre (Member # 2222) on :
Hah! Gotcha beat. I am LukeSkywalker's father... ...or mother. Difficult to determine gender for a ghost in the machine.
[ February 17, 2007, 02:56 AM: Message edited by: aspectre ]
Posted by Nighthawk (Member # 4176) on :
I'm Spartacus!
Oh... wait...
Never mind.
Posted by Jay (Member # 5786) on :
Why don't we start a list of who isn't the father..... Might be shorter...
I can say for sure I am not the father!
Posted by Samprimary (Member # 8561) on :
I have some photographic evidence of you in a heavily inebriated state which could be used to cast severely legitimate doubt upon the veracity of your claim.
Posted by Darth Ender (Member # 7694) on :
Post it! Link! Give it up!
Posted by Jay (Member # 5786) on :
Can't be true! I haven't been heavily inebriated since I started going to church over 12 years ago.
Posted by Darth Ender (Member # 7694) on :
Gotta go to court today…. Dang judge doesn’t believe me either. Oh well.
Posted by BlueWizard (Member # 9389) on :
Congradulations!!!!!
...er...could I borrow a few thousand dollars? I promise to pay you back as soon as I parlay the money into a big score. I'm thinking 'Lottery Tickets'!
Steve/BlueWizard
Posted by Samprimary (Member # 8561) on :
quote:Can't be true! I haven't been heavily inebriated since I started going to church over 12 years ago.
Sure thing, "Jay." Or should I say, "The Jay-germeister"
Posted by pH (Member # 1350) on :
I'm the father. Maury Povich said so.
-pH
Posted by Altáriël of Dorthonion (Member # 6473) on :
Whatever anyone may say or believe. All that matters is that in truth...I am the mother of the nephew of the second-cousin's roommate's best friend.
Now, give me my money.
Posted by Darth Ender (Member # 7694) on :
It'll be all mine!
Posted by 4 8 15 16 23 42 (Member # 8708) on :
It doesn't add up
Posted by Jay (Member # 5786) on :
When is there going to be anything else in the news?!?!?!?!?!?!?! I can't stand it.
Posted by Darth Ender (Member # 7694) on :
So down here at the Bahamas today…. I’m really starting to hate going to courts all the time. There are more civilized ways to settle this.
Posted by RunningBear (Member # 8477) on :