OK. So I saw one to many green signs stating simply, "Jesus Saves"
and my first thought was,
"Well, the Flying Spagetti Monster Invests"
(and usually in a well balanced portfolio of stocks, bonds, and Nigerian Banking scams)
Is there more Flying Spaghetti Monster dogma out there?
Posted by Lyrhawn (Member # 7039) on :
No Pasta on Wednesdays during the wheat harvest.
Posted by BlackBlade (Member # 8376) on :
Ho Ho Dan, if a, "Jesus Saves" sign grabbed your attention. DO NOT move to Taiwan. Here are some of THEIR takes on the "Jesus Saves" sign.
"When you repent, call 555-****"
"Every Knee Shall Bow At His Coming!"
"Nobody can escape God's wrath without Jesus."
"Idols are an Abomination to God"/"God hates idol worshipers." (Taiwan has a huge Buddhist/Taoist population who all have alters complete with idols and images)
oh and as a nod to the pornography thread,
"God hates pornography." ----
Those are just the ones I could recall in 5 minutes of thinking. They had some positive ones like, "God loves all his children." but for every happy one there were at least 9 angry themed ones.
I can't tell you how many people said to me as a missionary, "Oh the Mormons yeah you are the guys with those idiotic lamp post signs, I doubt you have anything you could say that I'd care about <SLAM!>"
It was infuriating.
But I hear the Flying Spaghetti Monster does not tolerate misspelling the word, "Spaghetti."
Posted by Euripides (Member # 9315) on :
There is always the gospel, and the eight 'I Really Rather You Didn'ts'.
I'm ok with most bumper stickers, even provocative ones, unless they ask people to honk. Really, that's annoying.
Posted by dawnmaria (Member # 4142) on :
He demands our pirate regalia! I too have been touched by his noodley appendage!
Posted by Euripides (Member # 9315) on :
Has anyone heard of any traffic accidents caused by bumper stickers agitating drivers, or causing people to honk and confusing drivers at an intersection?
Posted by Juxtapose (Member # 8837) on :
Jesus returns.
The FSM regifts. I hear he's pretty obvious about it too.
Posted by ketchupqueen (Member # 6877) on :
Sometimes I miss hanging out with college kids. (Most of my friends have graduated now. I never went.) This is just the kind of silliness I would get a kick out of.
Posted by Storm Saxon (Member # 3101) on :
"God is real, and he is made of pasta!"
Posted by Juxtapose (Member # 8837) on :
<3 teh theory of Intelligent Falling.
Posted by Tatiana (Member # 6776) on :
Modern physics is in full agreement with Pastafarianism, too! Ever heard of string theory? At it's most basic level, the universe is noodly.
Posted by Celaeno (Member # 8562) on :
BlackBlade, my neighbor's car says:
TRY JESUS if you don't like him, the devil will take you back.
I'm in California.
And KQ? That was a fantastic video.
Posted by aspectre (Member # 2222) on :
As Bast told Sekhmet, "Relax...have a beer. Why be dogmatic when ya can use a catspaw instead?"