Seriously, is anyone here crazy? I've never met a crazy person before. Do you hear voices? Do you hallucinate?
Are you crazy?
Am I for that matter?
Posted by Evie3217 (Member # 5426) on :
She's crazy.
No I'm not!
Yes, she really is.
She's only kind of crazy.
No, she just thinks that everyone else is crazy.
Does that answer your question?
Posted by Samprimary (Member # 8561) on :
I'm fleeing the spectre of dark anxiety!
Posted by Dr Strangelove (Member # 8331) on :
I'm crazy.
Posted by Altáriël of Dorthonion (Member # 6473) on :
quote:Originally posted by Dr Strangelove: I'm crazy.
orly?
Do I like your crazy?
Posted by ricree101 (Member # 7749) on :
I'm not crazy, but I'm not too sure about some of the voices in my head.
Posted by Dr Strangelove (Member # 8331) on :
quote:Originally posted by Altáriël of Dorthonion:
quote:Originally posted by Dr Strangelove: I'm crazy.
orly?
Do I like your crazy?
*Leans back and strokes chin*
I don't know. Do you? How do you really feel about my crazy?
Posted by Nighthawk (Member # 4176) on :
"What's the point of being crazy if you can't have fun?"
Posted by Little_Doctor (Member # 6635) on :
I love egg and cheese omlets! They're the best!
Posted by B34N (Member # 9597) on :
I wear tin foil hats.
Posted by Altáriël of Dorthonion (Member # 6473) on :
quote:Originally posted by Dr Strangelove:
quote:Originally posted by Altáriël of Dorthonion:
quote:Originally posted by Dr Strangelove: I'm crazy.
orly?
Do I like your crazy?
*Leans back and strokes chin*
I don't know. Do you? How do you really feel about my crazy?
I think I suffer a strangelove for your crazy.
Posted by Loren (Member # 9539) on :
Remember when you were young?
You shone like the sun.
Posted by Ecthalion (Member # 8825) on :
I can offer further proof of Dr. Strangelove's craziness.
1. hes not a doctor (he just thinks he is) 2. he coragiously charged what he thought was a fire breathing dragon (although in reality it was a chainsaw) 3. He really isnt joking when he asks if you have six fingers, even if his father isnt really dead 4. He thinks his name is Sue... or at least thats how he introduces himself... 5. And the killer.... he goes to FSU....
Posted by Dead_Horse (Member # 3027) on :
yes! Posted by Dr Strangelove (Member # 8331) on :
1. I could never be a doctor. I tend to pass out when around too much blood. Though I have been doing better. And I could go the PhD route to being a doctor.
2. You would charge a fire breathing dragon too if the situation presented itself. That massive blister I got was a great conversation starter.
3. You all may know me as Dr Strangelove, and my friends may know me as Josh, but in reality ... my name is Inigo Montoya.
4. See above, with the added addendum of "How do you do? Now you gonna die!"
5. I got nothin.
Posted by Dan_raven (Member # 3383) on :
To be sane in this crazy world is truly the mark of madness.
Posted by Nellie Bly (Member # 9129) on :
My dear former roomie, you are nuttier than my favorite banana nut bread. That is why I like you so much. The few sane people out there are just too dull for my taste.
Posted by Jeesh (Member # 9163) on :
The voices say I'm not crazy.
Posted by signal (Member # 6828) on :
I always thought that if someone was truly crazy, they didn't actually know it. If you thought you were crazy, you probably weren't... well at least not in the clinical sense.
Posted by James Tiberius Kirk (Member # 2832) on :
Seems like a Catch-22, signal.
--j_k
Posted by cmc (Member # 9549) on :
Robin Williams says that you're only given a little madness and you mustn't lose it...
Posted by Orincoro (Member # 8854) on :
Cute.
Posted by Dr Strangelove (Member # 8331) on :
Trivia time!
"The only difference between me and a madman is that I am not mad."
Who said it?
Posted by scifibum (Member # 7625) on :
I didn't give you the signal. Take it back before the drain opens.
Posted by Evie3217 (Member # 5426) on :
I said it.
"The only difference between me and a madman is that I am not mad."
See? I said it again! Can't argue with that one, can you?
Posted by Telperion the Silver (Member # 6074) on :
I am slowly going crazy...1 2 3 4 5 6 SWITCH! Crazy going slowly am I...6 5 4 3 2 1 SWITCH!
Posted by signal (Member # 6828) on :
Also, I've heard that most people that go crazy do so before the age of 30.
Posted by rivka (Member # 4859) on :
It's true.
I did.
Posted by dawnmaria (Member # 4142) on :
I waited until after 30, but then I always put things off until later!
Posted by Evie3217 (Member # 5426) on :
Telperion, I remember that song! I used to sing it all the time. Also, I used to annoy my friends with this:
Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a white, white room, with white, white walls. I died in that room. They buried me in the cold, cold ground. There were worms in the ground. I hate worms. They drive me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once?...and so on
Posted by Eduardo St. Elmo (Member # 9566) on :
quote:Originally posted by signal: Also, I've heard that most people that go crazy do so before the age of 30.
"Your mind gets dirty as you get closer to thirty"
Posted by ketchupqueen (Member # 6877) on :
I'm mad. You're mad. We're all mad here.
Posted by Euripides (Member # 9315) on :
quote:Originally posted by Dr Strangelove:
Trivia time!
"The only difference between me and a madman is that I am not mad."
Who said it?
Salvador Dali! There's a crazy person for you.
Posted by Dr Strangelove (Member # 8331) on :
*ding ding ding*. Euripides wins.
Posted by Nighthawk (Member # 4176) on :
"Poor people are crazy, Jack. I'm eccentric."
Posted by Lisa (Member # 8384) on :
quote:Originally posted by Evie3217: Telperion, I remember that song! I used to sing it all the time. Also, I used to annoy my friends with this:
Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a white, white room, with white, white walls. I died in that room. They buried me in the cold, cold ground. There were worms in the ground. I hate worms. They drive me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once?...and so on
I heard it as "Laugh? I thought I'd die. I did die. They buried me. The grass tickled. It made me laugh. Laugh? I thought I'd die..."
And there was one with peanuts that I can't for the life remember.
Posted by Lisa (Member # 8384) on :
quote:Originally posted by B34N: I wear tin foil hats.
Oh no! That can actually make it worse! Link.
Posted by pH (Member # 1350) on :
quote:Originally posted by Nellie Bly: My dear former roomie, you are nuttier than my favorite banana nut bread. That is why I like you so much. The few sane people out there are just too dull for my taste.
...I read that as "My dead former roomie..." and thought you were a cannibal.
-pH
Posted by vonk (Member # 9027) on :
When I was arrested (I'm innocent, I swear!) they asked if I heard sounds or saw things that weren't really there. The only thing I could come up with was "If I heard it or saw it, I probably thought it was real, so I really couldn't tell you." They didn't appreciate that too much and threw me in the drunk tank.
Posted by Altáriël of Dorthonion (Member # 6473) on :
quote:Originally posted by vonk: When I was arrested (I'm innocent, I swear!) they asked if I heard sounds or saw things that weren't really there. The only thing I could come up with was "If I heard it or saw it, I probably thought it was real, so I really couldn't tell you." They didn't appreciate that too much and threw me in the drunk tank.
I'm sorry it happened to you, but it's just so...funny!
Posted by Kacie_lala33 (Member # 9784) on :
Im not CRAZY, but I have OCD about cleaning my ears?
Posted by rivka (Member # 4859) on :
quote:Originally posted by Lisa: And there was one with peanuts that I can't for the life remember.
You don't by any chance mean "Found a Peanut"?
Posted by Enigmatic (Member # 7785) on :
vonk, to me that sounds like the only rational answer to what is an obviously stupid question. I can't for the life of me think of how they'd think a drunk person would answer so lucidly.
--Enigmatic
Posted by Lisa (Member # 8384) on :
quote:Originally posted by rivka:
quote:Originally posted by Lisa: And there was one with peanuts that I can't for the life remember.
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