Hatrack River Forum: For the Gentlemen of Hatrack

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Posted by Storm Saxon (Member # 3101) on :

I think we can all agree that, after reading the 'For the Ladies of Hatrack' thread, it's pretty awesome to be a man.

In commemoration of this amazing fact, let's celebrate by having a rousing chorus of Monty Python's "The Not Noel Coward Song"

quote:

Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis,
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?
It's swell to have a stiffy,
It's divine to own a dick,
From the tiniest little tadger
To the world's biggest prick.

So three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas,
Hooray for your one eyed trouser snake,
Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend,
Your Percy or your cock,
You can wrap it up in ribbons,
You can slip it in your sock,
But don't take it out in public
Or they will stick you in the dock,
And you won't come back.

*cheer*

Posted by quidscribis (Member # 5124) on :

What, you're not going to talk about your prostates? [Wink]

Posted by Telperion the Silver (Member # 6074) on :

mmmm.... prostate...

Posted by KarlEd (Member # 571) on :

Not only am I rather fond of mine, but I'm pretty thrilled that other guys have them too. [Wink]

Posted by Bob_Scopatz (Member # 1227) on :

[ROFL]

Posted by Bob_Scopatz (Member # 1227) on :

I'm just glad this isn't an onanism thread.

um...

it isn't, is it?