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Posted by Jayelle (Member # 9745) on :

Rumour has it JK Rowling is finished the manuscript but doesn't have a title yet.

Some rejected ideas:

Harry Potter and the death of everyone

Harry Potter and it was all a dream

Posted by John Van Pelt (Member # 5767) on :

Happy Rotter and the Demon Wizards of Dyslexia

Posted by Dan_raven (Member # 3383) on :

Harry Potter and the hairy potter.

Harry Potter and the 15 minutes of fame.

Harry Potter and the Quest For More Money

Harry Potter and the Quest For Spaceballs II

Harry Potter Does Dallas

Posted by KarlEd (Member # 571) on :

Harry Potter and the Attack of the Clones

Harry Potter and The Artist Formerly Known as Prince

Posted by GaalDornick (Member # 8880) on :

Harry Potter and the DaVinci's Code (that's a bestseller right there)
Harry Potter and the laxative
Harry Potter and the evil unscrewed salt shaker
Harry Potter and Ron Weasley forever <3

Posted by MyrddinFyre (Member # 2576) on :

[ROFL]

Love them!

Posted by Will B (Member # 7931) on :

Harry Potter and the Stone in His Shoe
Harry Potter and Hermione Getting Punched (actually, that would be popular)

Posted by The Pixiest (Member # 1863) on :

Harry Potter and the Kidney's Stone.
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Pots.
Harry Potter Vs The Prisoner
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fiber. (refers a lot to the 2nd one)
Harry Potter and the Oder of the Phoenix ("Do you smell something burning?")
Harry Potter and the Half Bloody Glove. ("I swear professor, the glove doesn't fit. It couldn't have been me." "Oh, I believe you Harry, but will the Jury?")

Posted by Dan_raven (Member # 3383) on :

Harry Potter and the nymphomaniacs from the planet of the stewardess.

Harry Potter and the Potterettes

Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :

As further adventures from Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, Harry Potter and the Side Order of Fries. Or how about he graduates from Hogwarts, but wants another degree, so, Harry Potter and the Order of the University of Phoenix Online.

Posted by erosomniac (Member # 6834) on :

LOL @ Dan & Pix.

Pix, come back to Teh Venture Co, we miss you. [Frown]

Posted by KarlEd (Member # 571) on :

<nods vigorously>

Posted by aspectre (Member # 2222) on :

Harry Potter and the Typo Imps of Rowling

[ September 22, 2006, 03:03 PM: Message edited by: aspectre ]

Posted by Dan_raven (Member # 3383) on :

Harry Potter and the Hairy Palm

Harry Potter and the Hendersons

Harry Potter and the Brain Eating Pirate Ninja Robot Zombies From the Nth Dimension.

Harry Potter and the SAT Scores

Harry Potter and Hulk Hogan

Harry Potter and the Closet of Sexual Identity. ("I'm sorry Heromonie, but I think there is something special between me and Ron that you and Ginny really need to know about.")

Harry Potter and the Browning Automatic.

Harry Potter and the Magic Ring of Invisibility Which Is Actually The Source of Evil That Must Be Taken To Mount Doom and Destroyed

(Harry as Frodo, Ron as Sam, Snape as Boromir, Ginny as Gimli, Hermonie as Legolas...you can figure out the rest)

Posted by Jayelle (Member # 9745) on :

Dumbledore as Gandalf? That's a bit of a stretch.

Posted by Dan_raven (Member # 3383) on :

When the next book has Dumbledore come back from the dead as Dumbledore the White you'll see who is stretching.. yeah you will.

I think its time for my medicine again.

Never mind.

Posted by pooka (Member # 5003) on :

Harry Potter and the Goblet of Hemlock

Posted by Jon Boy (Member # 4284) on :

Harry Potter and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day.

Posted by Enigmatic (Member # 7785) on :

List One
List Two

I like Jon Boy's, though.

--Enigmatic

Posted by Dan_raven (Member # 3383) on :

In regards to Enigmatic's lists, I get the following result from my company's web-filter

quote:
The Websense category "Tasteless" is filtered.

Posted by Jon Boy (Member # 4284) on :

Thanks, Enigmatic. [Smile]

Posted by Nighthawk (Member # 4176) on :

Harry Potter and the Enormous Cash Cow

On a side note, according to a Newsweek report, Rowling was almost denied being able to take the Potter manuscript as carry-on luggage by security personnel. When asked what she would have done, she responded to the effect of "I would have sailed home."