For all the crap the guy gets, you have to respect his innate ability to latch onto famous, not-too-savvy woman and serially impregnate them to tighten his iron grip around their pocket-book.
Kevin Federline is the ultimate hustler.
To quote the man himself: "Never been to Denver but I rock them nuggets; one earring cost more than your budget."
Posted by Storm Saxon (Member # 3101) on :
Keven Federline is this decade's, wossname, the O.J. guy? Cato? Taco? Something.
Posted by mr_porteiro_head (Member # 4644) on :
I appreciate that he and his wife have always left me alone.
Posted by A Rat Named Dog (Member # 699) on :
I wonder ... what if K-Fed and Britney are actually human beings with feelings and stuff? Wouldn't that be weird?
Posted by BlackBlade (Member # 8376) on :
quote:Originally posted by mr_porteiro_head: I appreciate that he and his wife have always left me alone.
If he got a haircut and removed the grease from his hair, that would be a step in the right direction.
Posted by MrSquicky (Member # 1802) on :
quote:I wonder ... what if K-Fed and Britney are actually human beings with feelings and stuff? Wouldn't that be weird?
That's silly. They're members of the homo celebritae species. As such, they exist to make us regular people feel both better and worse than them, so we are both fascinated by them and feel no compunction about their feelings. If this weren't true, our culture would be a very sick one indeed.
Posted by Gecko (Member # 8160) on :
I'm rolling with a team, that roll so deep We in and out the club everyday of the week
~Kevin Federline
Posted by Architraz Warden (Member # 4285) on :
quote:Originally posted by BlackBlade:
quote:Originally posted by mr_porteiro_head: I appreciate that he and his wife have always left me alone.
If he got a haircut and removed the grease from his hair, that would be a step in the right direction.
... and stopped trying to do anything musical. You need to add that stipulation.
In my weaker moments, I do feel bad for celebrities on occasion. A few years ago, my parents and some friends from Tucson got to spend 4 or 5 hours with Brittney Spears without any press or groupies around. Their impression was that she seemed fairly down to earth and entertaining. Half the people didn't even know who she was until after the fact (she just used her first name). So, somewhere under all the papparazi cameras there might be actual people... who knew.
Posted by Gecko (Member # 8160) on :
For all the naysayers who berate this man, there are a niche few who see the true greatness in his aloof demeanor.
His main talent is his profound lack of any and all shame, which, in and of itself, is an accomplishment paramount to his success.
Kevin Federline is the ultimate hustler.
What other man can build a career on not paying alimony while rapping (and rapping well, mind you) that he's "In the club like a felon, hanging with the ladies twenty-four/seven?" A very unique man, that's who. A man named Kevin Federline.
A man who wrought two Mulatto children from the loins of one semi-wealth sitcom actress, and then two more from the oft-masturbated to vaginal canal of Britney Spears. A man who turns not spending time with his children into an art form, epitomized by the lyrics, "I roll on dubs that shine so tight, I'm in the clubs night after night."
I salute Kevin Federline.
Posted by Elmer's Glue (Member # 9313) on :
Kevin and Britney are the classiest hillbillies ever.
Posted by Storm Saxon (Member # 3101) on :
MTV2 had a pretty good celebrity smackdown involving Federline and some Backstreet Boy.
Posted by Jon Boy (Member # 4284) on :
quote:Originally posted by mr_porteiro_head: I appreciate that he and his wife have always left me alone.
Sometimes, that's all you can ask for.
Posted by mr_porteiro_head (Member # 4644) on :
For me, it's enough.
Posted by Sterling (Member # 8096) on :
Do you know what I like about Kevin Federline?...
...No, it's not a rhetorical question. Do you know what I like about Kevin Federline. Really. I'm drawing a complete blank.
Posted by Lyrhawn (Member # 7039) on :
Dude puts himself out there, she puts herself out there. I have little sympathy for smack talk about celebrities.
I disagree when people hunt them down during their personal time, but other than that, they make millions to be public figures, suck it up and take it, or get out of the biz.
Eminem made millions singing a song about how pissy he was that people wouldn't leave him alone. You want to be left alone Marshall? Stop singing. If that's what you call it.
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