This evil little kitty must be related to my cat Helen. Cuz I know that Murder is what's lurking behind every one of her hateful stares.
Posted by human_2.0 (Member # 6006) on :
You gotta watch out for murderous kittens... Posted by no. 6 (Member # 7753) on :
It wasn't Oswald???!!!
Posted by B34N (Member # 9597) on :
quote:Originally posted by human_2.0: You gotta watch out for murderous kittens...
then * thinks to himself * then Go Here Posted by Lalo (Member # 3772) on :
Thankfully, we can counter. Teenagers do nothing but murder kittens all day.
Posted by B34N (Member # 9597) on :
Posted by Belle (Member # 2314) on :
Couldn't we just turn the Mormons on them? Mormons eat kittens right?
Or is that babies?
Posted by theamazeeaz (Member # 6970) on :
quote:Originally posted by Belle: Couldn't we just turn the Mormons on them? Mormons eat kittens right?
Or is that babies?
I thought they kicked puppies.
Posted by ketchupqueen (Member # 6877) on :
All of the above, actually. Then we go get naked, worship Satan, and kill people who tell our secrets.
Posted by cmc (Member # 9549) on :
Oh My Gosh... I'm converting (or is it ascribing, i don't know, cause i'm exploring at present moment) because I LOVE naked, satan worshiping, kitten eating, baby devouring, people-telling-secret killing people!!! I may have found my belief set...
Posted by TheTick (Member # 2883) on :
I can smell your brains.
Posted by ssasse (Member # 9516) on :
Vampires eat kittens. Well, more the demons, but you know -- for the poker games.
Posted by B34N (Member # 9597) on :
quote:Originally posted by TheTick: I can smell your brains.
Posted by Dagonee (Member # 5818) on :
BTW, the storyline in the comic I linked is one of the best parodies of horror films I've ever read.
It starts here. The only continuity you have to know to get everything is that the character Torg is in love with Zoe, but she is up there with another guy named Dex.
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