And my sarcasm! Fear my sarcasm, lest it cut you down!
Posted by ElJay (Member # 6358) on :
You are SO going to get me in trouble for laughing like a maniac at work.
Posted by kmbboots (Member # 8576) on :
You are missing the whole point! Which is that evolution is just another theory.
Posted by Icarus (Member # 3162) on :
Doh! Posted by Primal Curve (Member # 3587) on :
A theoretical evolutionary curriculum for aborted gay Palestinian Cedrios-doppleganger clone babies with Global-Warming Nuclear Nipples?
Posted by Fluff (Member # 4835) on :
This thread is so wrong! Feel the love!!
Posted by Demonstrocity (Member # 9579) on :
Uh...your momis an aborted gay Palestinian baby in Israel.
Posted by Icarus (Member # 3162) on :
Do not trifle with me, Demonstrocity!!!
Posted by Dan_raven (Member # 3383) on :
Yes, but they and their bad grammar cause Global Warming.
Posted by Fluff (Member # 4835) on :
There are so many good smilies on this board, why limit yourself to just those two? Posted by Noemon (Member # 1115) on :
quote:Doh!
I am offended by the cavalier dismissal of newbies inherent in subtext of that post, Icarus! "Doh!" indeed! Why don't you just come right out and spell it in a way that will let the rest of the forum in on your little slight against kmbboots' relative newness to Hatrack: Dough. Even if she hadn't been around here with another username in the murky past, it still wouldn't be appropriate to refer to her (or anyone else) as a lump of unbaked proto-bread. Sheesh. Just because you have nearly 11000 posts, you think you can sling around epithets as you please.
You revolt me, sir.
Posted by Icarus (Member # 3162) on :
Fluff:
-o-
Dan, you leave my dear Grammer out of it!
Posted by Icarus (Member # 3162) on :
I believe, sir, that you have misspelled "Norman." If you look it up, you will see that I am right.
You can't begin to criticize me . . . you haven't been hating long enough. You are a rank amateur, and I resent your very presence in this thread.
Posted by FlyingCow (Member # 2150) on :
You have shown no support for your assertion, and I feel you're being very dismissive of other points of view!
Posted by Fluff (Member # 4835) on :
(((((other pointsof view))))
Posted by starLisa (Member # 8384) on :
<sigh> If only you'd spelled it "grammer"...
Posted by Icarus (Member # 3162) on :
quote:Originally posted by Fluff: (((((other pointsof view))))
What's a pointsof?
For your information, Fluff, most people of average or above-average intelligence use one right parenthesis for each left parenthesis used. Your post is incomplete, as you will note if you count carefully.
Posted by Nighthawk (Member # 4176) on :
Oh God, he's snapped. Thank God it'll take him four hours to drive down here with his assault rifle; maybe he'll calm down by then.
Of course, he could just buy one here at a street corner...
Posted by Icarus (Member # 3162) on :
I certainly don't appreciate your jingoist attitude, Nighthawk!!!
Posted by Noemon (Member # 1115) on :
Hitler!
Posted by Demonstrocity (Member # 9579) on :
quote:Originally posted by Icarus: Do not trifle with me, Demonstrocity!!!
If by "trifle," you mean "prove wrong through concerted storms of evidence," then too bad.
Clearly I was using the classical definition of "aborted Palestianian baby." Also, I was using a neoconservative definition of "Israel" and a Watersonian definition of "thbtptbtpt."
If you're going to sneer down your nose at me, at least proforead your posts for grammar & speeling; it makes you look like a jackass.
*thbtptptbtpt*
Posted by Icarus (Member # 3162) on :
Posted by Dan_raven (Member # 3383) on :
And here I was going to suggest Icarus replace the Sixth Sense kid in the Ender's Game movie.
Posted by Fluff (Member # 4835) on :
(((grammer)))
Posted by BannaOj (Member # 3206) on :
Posted by Fluff (Member # 4835) on :
No!!!!! That Anakin Skywalker kid would be teh best choice!!!!!1!!
Posted by Icarus (Member # 3162) on :
Classically speaking "aborted Palestinian baby" is an oxymoron for all manner of reasons--not unlike yourself, actually--and so clearly we are not using the classical definition yourself. When you grow up, you will understand this.
Bigot!
Posted by Icarus (Member # 3162) on :
Fluff, this is a discussion thread. You have no business here.
Posted by Fluff (Member # 4835) on :
Posted by ElJay (Member # 6358) on :
(((Fluff)))
Posted by breyerchic04 (Member # 6423) on :
But are the aborted gay palestinan babies pro or anti George Bush?
Posted by Nighthawk (Member # 4176) on :
quote:Originally posted by Icarus: I certainly don't appreciate your jingoist attitude, Nighthawk!!!
You know, I'd expect to hear that... FROM A MAC USER!
(I had to look up the word "jingoist"...)
Posted by Fluff (Member # 4835) on :
ElJay
Don't worry--I never stay sad for long!
Posted by FlyingCow (Member # 2150) on :
Icarus, this is a perfect example of how the old guard has become a group of mean hecklers yelling "gerroff melawn!"
It's a shame hatrack has been so exclusionary and closed-minded. I feel insulted.
I'm going to go and make my own website forum where I'm more wanted and never post here again!
Posted by Icarus (Member # 3162) on :
quote:Don't worry--I never stay sad for long!
More's the pity.
-o-
@ FlyingCow for posting in my way
Thank you, sir, for increasing the IQ of Hatrack through your departure.
Posted by ElJay (Member # 6358) on :
quote:Originally posted by Fluff: ElJay
Posted by twinky (Member # 693) on :
I can't believe you outed me. Now everyone knows my terrible secret! Posted by Icarus (Member # 3162) on :
ElJay, don't you have anything to, you know, say?. Or is quoting someone and adding a smilie enough discourse for your little head?!
Posted by Fluff (Member # 4835) on :
((((twinky)))))
Posted by Icarus (Member # 3162) on :
quote:Originally posted by Nighthawk:
quote:Originally posted by Icarus: I certainly don't appreciate your jingoist attitude, Nighthawk!!!
You know, I'd expect to hear that... FROM A MAC USER!
(I had to look up the word "jingoist"...)
Don't you call me a Mac user, you . . . Puerto Rican!!
(I'm impressed, though, that you managed to work the dictionary without help . . . )
Posted by Scott R (Member # 567) on :
Don't care.
Posted by Demonstrocity (Member # 9579) on :
quote:Originally posted by breyerchic04: But are the aborted gay palestinan babies pro or anti George Bush?
They're Fascists, which means they're Anti-Anti-Anti George Bush's Daughters. And you. But especially Icarus for insulting my young age, which, I am sure, is not an indicator of intelligence, but a temporal accident which may result in the impending doom of my personal philosophy.
Posted by ElJay (Member # 6358) on :
quote:Originally posted by Icarus: ElJay, don't you have anything to, you know, say?. Or is quoting someone and adding a smilie enough discourse for your little head?!
Posted by Fluff (Member # 4835) on :
(((Puerto Ricans)))
Posted by Icarus (Member # 3162) on :
quote:Originally posted by ElJay:
quote:Originally posted by Icarus: ElJay, don't you have anything to, you know, say?. Or is quoting someone and adding a smilie enough discourse for your little head?!
Posted by Icarus (Member # 3162) on :
I think we can all* agree, at least, that it is self-evident that aborted gay Palestinian babies should not be permitted to marry.
*"all" meaning, in this case, those of us with brains. Posted by twinky (Member # 693) on :
IT'S "SMILEY." Posted by Icarus (Member # 3162) on :
NO IT'S NOT!!!!!
Posted by Nighthawk (Member # 4176) on :
quote:Originally posted by Icarus:
quote:Originally posted by Nighthawk:
quote:Originally posted by Icarus: I certainly don't appreciate your jingoist attitude, Nighthawk!!!
You know, I'd expect to hear that... FROM A MAC USER!
(I had to look up the word "jingoist"...)
Don't you call me a Mac user, you . . . Puerto Rican!!
(I'm impressed, though, that you managed to work the dictionary without help . . . )
Why do we even call a smiley. He's more of a "Growlie" or a "Meanie"
Posted by Icarus (Member # 3162) on :
Can you not see his teeth?!
Posted by Enigmatic (Member # 7785) on :
Would everyone please stop hugging the aborted or surviving gay Palestinian babies? You pedophiles disgust me.
--Enigmatic
Posted by Icarus (Member # 3162) on :
Seriously!
And doofus, why sign your posts "Enigmatic" when your username is there in plain site on the left of your post?! I mean, if it was a .sig, it would still be lame, because it's boring, but at least that would be understandable, I suppose. But to actively go through the trouble to type out "--Enigmatic" on the end of each post--how pathetic!! And "Enigmatic" is such a dorky name. Oh, look at you! You're so mysterious! No, wait! You're Enigmatic! Please--and I'm Batman.
Posted by BlackBlade (Member # 8376) on :
This threads subject sounds like the title of a classic Mad Magazine article.
Too bad the magazine is dead to me I LOVE MAD Posted by Demonstrocity (Member # 9579) on :
quote:Originally posted by Icarus: Seriously!
And doofus, why sign your posts "Enigmatic" when your username is there in plain site on the left of your post?! I mean, if it was a .sig, it would still be lame, because it's boring, but at least that would be understandable, I suppose. But to actively go through the trouble to type out "--Enigmatic" on the end of each post--how pathetic!! And "Enigmatic" is such a dorky name. Oh, look at you! You're so mysterious! No, wait! You're Enigmatic! Please--and I'm Batman.
It could be worse. Your screen name could be a pseudo-intellectual reference to a Greek Myth, or even worse: a reference to a really bad 8 bit video game.
Or even WORSE: a pathetic attempt at quasi-intelligence by fusing two words to appear hip or edgy, like "erosomniac" or "demonstrocity." Posted by Icarus (Member # 3162) on :
I just figured erosomniac's username was chosen by his poor, unsatisfied wife.
Posted by Dan_raven (Member # 3383) on :
Well, I've heard of "Toys R Us" and "Cars R Us" but "Ick R Us" just seems, icky.
Posted by pooka (Member # 5003) on :
:lol:
Posted by Demonstrocity (Member # 9579) on :
quote:Originally posted by Icarus: I just figured erosomniac's username was chosen by his poor, unsatisfied wife.
My wife, had I one, would be much more satisfied than yours, melting-wing-lad.
Alternately, you can send her to me, and I will show her how people with open-ended highschool educations prove to be better husbands and lovers.
Posted by Fluff (Member # 4835) on :
(((erosomniac's poor, unsatisfied wife)))
Posted by Jeesh (Member # 9163) on :
Dan- Posted by Icarus (Member # 3162) on :
quote:Originally posted by Demonstrocity: My wife, had I one, . . .
I'm sorry, what did you say?
quote:Originally posted by Demonstrocity: My wife, had I one, . . .
That's what I thought you said.
Not too much success with the ladies, eh, laddy?
Can't say I'm surprised.
Posted by El JT de Spang (Member # 7742) on :
quote:Originally posted by Fluff: (((erosomniac's poor, unsatisfied wife)))
Dude, someone's making time with your woman.
This thread is full of baby-killers, pedophiles, necrophiliacs, gays, and general mouth breathers.
The next person to post is teh loser.
Posted by Primal Curve (Member # 3587) on :
(((teh losers)))
Posted by Teshi (Member # 5024) on :
*throws flowers*
Posted by Juxtapose (Member # 8837) on :
None of this would have happened if it weren't for the laughable assortment of IPU wannabes that have a stranglehold over your brains. A stranglehold so tight that it must be cutting off circulation to your frontal lobes.
Plebs. Posted by Kwea (Member # 2199) on :
Posted by Icarus (Member # 3162) on :
None of what would have happened? The insecurity you feel when confronted by your intellectual superiors? I'm afraid that's going to happen every time you open a thread.
Or your front door.
Posted by Icarus (Member # 3162) on :
quote:Originally posted by Kwea:
Profound.
Posted by Fluff (Member # 4835) on :
This thread is everything that's wrong with Hatrack. Of course, look at who has the most posts in it.
Posted by Juxtapose (Member # 8837) on :
Talk about insecurity!
That's an awful lot of graemlins there, Icarus. Compensating for anything?
Posted by Icarus (Member # 3162) on :
Count them by yourself, or did you need a calculator?
Posted by Icarus (Member # 3162) on :
Heh. Got two losers with one post.
Posted by Demonstrocity (Member # 9579) on :
quote:Originally posted by Icarus:
quote:Originally posted by Demonstrocity: My wife, had I one, . . .
I'm sorry, what did you say?
quote:Originally posted by Demonstrocity: My wife, had I one, . . .
That's what I thought you said.
Not too much success with the ladies, eh, laddy?
Can't say I'm surprised.
Not marrying allows me to frolic with such unwholesome ladies like your mother, daughters and sisters without reducing my morality to your level.
And your feet smell.
Posted by Dan_raven (Member # 3383) on :
Got a runny nose? Smelly feet? Chances are you were born upside down.
Posted by Icarus (Member # 3162) on :
quote:Originally posted by Demonstrocity: Not marrying allows me to frolic with such unwholesome ladies like your mother, daughters and sisters without reducing my morality to your level.
"Frolicking" with your grandmother, sisters, and aunts like you say you are doing is incest, you know, and probably illegal.
Posted by Icarus (Member # 3162) on :
Way to misdeliver a joke, clown.
Posted by Juxtapose (Member # 8837) on :
Never stopped you though, has it?
EDIT - Never stopped Demonstrocity either, for that matter... Posted by Icarus (Member # 3162) on :
quote:Originally posted by Juxtapose: Never stopped you though, has it?
EDIT - Never stopped Demonstrocity either, for that matter...
Actually, Demonstrocity is proof it was a mistake.
[ July 31, 2006, 06:17 PM: Message edited by: Icarus ]
Posted by TheGrimace (Member # 9178) on :
Can I nominate this as the best thread ever?
and in closing: Think of the Children!
Posted by ElJay (Member # 6358) on :
Nope. It doesn't have any dingles in it, so it doesn't qualify.
Posted by Morbo (Member # 5309) on :
Quod Erat Demonstrocity?
Posted by Icarus (Member # 3162) on :
Get your dirty dead languages out of here!!!
Posted by Nighthawk (Member # 4176) on :
Speak English, damn you! This is America!
(Well, OK, so I'm in Miami, which isn't part of the United States. But that's neither here nor there, 'cause you're wrong and I'm right. Just shut up and let me drink my coffee, OK?)
And, hey, Icarus! Why I oughta... er... doo... uh...
Aw, forget it. Go set yourself on fire like you're supposed to.
Posted by lem (Member # 6914) on :
= + = which becomes
Icarus, I and you so that you can get out the negative emotion, feel the love, and start the healing process.
Posted by Juxtapose (Member # 8837) on :
quote:Get your dirty dead languages out of here!!!
This reminded me of the holograms of the dead in Red Dwarf that marched for equal rights. "Deadies! Dirty deadies!"
Crap, I haven't insulted anyone yet.
I'll just steal Icarus's graemlin gimmick, since I expect his retaliation to be feeble and cliche.
Posted by Icarus (Member # 3162) on :
**** THE HEALING PROCESS!!!
Posted by Juxtapose (Member # 8837) on :
I keep expecting The Peek to show up at any moment...
Posted by Icarus (Member # 3162) on :
quote:Originally posted by Juxtapose: I'll just steal Icarus's graemlin gimmick, since I expect his retaliation to be feeble and cliche.
Shall I take your stealing from me as an indication that feeble and cliche [sic] would be a step up for you?
Posted by Icarus (Member # 3162) on :
quote:Originally posted by Juxtapose: I keep expecting The Peek to show up at any moment...
Great. Because we need more vapidity in this thread.
Posted by Juxtapose (Member # 8837) on :
I was right!
Posted by imogen (Member # 5485) on :
There's a first time for everything.
Posted by Dan_raven (Member # 3383) on :
quote:we need more vapidity in this thread.
Rapid Vapid is my middle name.
Posted by Dan_raven (Member # 3383) on :
I recieved these in my e-mail today, and they just seem to fit so nicely:
"He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire." - Winston Churchill
"A modest little person, with much to be modest about." - Winston Churchill
"I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
"He has never been known to use a word that might send a reader to the dictionary." - William Faulkner (about Ernest Hemingway)
"Poor Faulkner. Does he really think big emotions come from big words?" - Ernest Hemingway (about William Faulkner)
"Thank you for sending me a copy of your book; I'll waste no time reading it." - Moses Hadas
"He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man I know." - Abraham Lincoln
"I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it." - Groucho Marx
"I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain
"He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends." - Oscar Wilde
"I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play, bring a friend... if you have one." - George Bernard Shaw to Winston Churchill
"Cannot possibly attend first night, will attend second... if there is one." - Winston Churchill, in reply
Gladstone, debating Disraeli: "You, sir, will either hang from a gibbet or die of a loathsome disease!"
Disraeli, in reply: "That depends, sir, upon whether I embrace your principles or your mistress."
Posted by Lyrhawn (Member # 7039) on :
Oh snap!
Posted by Nighthawk (Member # 4176) on :
"I crap bigger than you." - Curly
Posted by rivka (Member # 4859) on :
quote:Originally posted by imogen: There's a first time for everything.
Hey im, I think you forgot the rest of your sig. (Which would give me an excuse to pull out mine . . . )
Posted by Icarus (Member # 3162) on :
Does it involve liking to post meaningless context-free posts that will only make sense to one person on the forum?
What, can't you figure out e-mail? Is it too much for you?! Posted by El JT de Spang (Member # 7742) on :
quote:Originally posted by imogen: There's a first time for everything.
Speaking of which, did you dirty ex-cons down under ever get running water?
America rules!!!!11!
Posted by Icarus (Member # 3162) on :
quote:Originally posted by Dan_raven: I recieved these in my e-mail today, and they just seem to fit so nicely:
"He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire." - Winston Churchill
"A modest little person, with much to be modest about." - Winston Churchill
"I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
"He has never been known to use a word that might send a reader to the dictionary." - William Faulkner (about Ernest Hemingway)
"Poor Faulkner. Does he really think big emotions come from big words?" - Ernest Hemingway (about William Faulkner)
"Thank you for sending me a copy of your book; I'll waste no time reading it." - Moses Hadas
"He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man I know." - Abraham Lincoln
"I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it." - Groucho Marx
"I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain
"He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends." - Oscar Wilde
"I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play, bring a friend... if you have one." - George Bernard Shaw to Winston Churchill
"Cannot possibly attend first night, will attend second... if there is one." - Winston Churchill, in reply
Gladstone, debating Disraeli: "You, sir, will either hang from a gibbet or die of a loathsome disease!"
Disraeli, in reply: "That depends, sir, upon whether I embrace your principles or your mistress."
quote:Originally posted by Nighthawk: "I crap bigger than you." - Curly
Other people's wit.
The last refuge of the witless.
Posted by rivka (Member # 4859) on :
Senility has struck early? It's hardly my fault if you don't recall the context to which I refer.
Posted by Fluff (Member # 4835) on :
::steals last post::
Posted by Dr Strangelove (Member # 8331) on :
BURGLEFLICKLE!
Posted by Jeesh (Member # 9163) on :
Oh, you guys are mean...
Posted by Icarus (Member # 3162) on :
Children, isn't it past your bedtime?
Posted by James Tiberius Kirk (Member # 2832) on :
Crazy folk in here.
--j_k Posted by El JT de Spang (Member # 7742) on :
It wasn't until this thread that I realized it was erosomniac and not ersomaniac.
I guess I've just dissed myself.
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
I am taking the high road and not posting in this thread.
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
Doh!
Posted by Fluff (Member # 4835) on :
(((kmbboots)))
Posted by imogen (Member # 5485) on :
quote:Originally posted by El JT de Spang:
quote:Originally posted by imogen: There's a first time for everything.
Speaking of which, did you dirty ex-cons down under ever get running water?
America rules!!!!11!
Pshaw. Our water runs rings around your water, and then kicks sand in your water's face.
Posted by Morbo (Member # 5309) on :
quote:Originally posted by imogen: Pshaw. Our water runs rings around your water, and then kicks sand in your water's face.
Just what the thread needs, a G-rated pissing contest. Posted by Kwea (Member # 2199) on :
quote:Originally posted by Icarus: Heh. Got two losers with one post.
Three. Don't forget yourself, even though everyone else tends to.
Posted by suminonA (Member # 8757) on :
How come nobody noticed yet that the result of the evolutionary curriculum for the aborted gay Palestinian babies in Israel leads to the WRONG religious beliefs ?
A.
Posted by Kwea (Member # 2199) on :
We did , we just didn't think you were smart enough to contribute to the conversation so we took it to PM's.
Posted by pH (Member # 1350) on :
You're all racists. I am so offended.
-pH
Posted by Teshi (Member # 5024) on :
quote:It's christmas...
*decks the halls with boughs of holly*
Posted by Demonstrocity (Member # 9579) on :
quote:Originally posted by Teshi:
quote:It's christmas...
*decks the halls with boughs of holly*
What is this, some sort of pathetic jab at those of us who are red/green colorblind?
At least I'm not a woman. Posted by Dan_raven (Member # 3383) on :
Witless? Let me tell you that I have a masterful wit. I use my words carefully and with precision, knitting strings of deep thoughts and wise observations into a powerful and beautiful lace of intellectual humor, obviously too fine for your brute sensibilities.
I am not witless.
I am a knit-wit.
And darn proud of it.
Posted by ketchupqueen (Member # 6877) on :
The real question is, do aborted gay Palestinian babies speak Klingon and Jaffa?
I rest my case.
Posted by rivka (Member # 4859) on :
No, they speak Esperanto.
Posted by Flaming Toad on a Stick (Member # 9302) on :
Ya ibn'l shromeet.
Speak English or die, aborted gay Palestinian babies in Israel! Get with the program! Posted by Belle (Member # 2314) on :
I declare the views of everyone in this thread absolutely, completely WRONG.
Except mine, of course.
Posted by Icarus (Member # 3162) on :
Posted by rivka (Member # 4859) on :
Posted by imogen (Member # 5485) on :
Posted by rivka (Member # 4859) on :
They made friends! Posted by suminonA (Member # 8757) on :
quote:Originally posted by Kwea: [...] we took it to PM's.
BTW, using (I mean "utilizing") short-hand acronyms is the worse practice on the net. IIRC. IMHO. FWIW.
A.
Posted by imogen (Member # 5485) on :
What, you'd prefer long-hand acronyms? Why not just wait for the unthaw while you're at it?
Posted by suminonA (Member # 8757) on :
Your insinuation that the length of people's hands has anything to do with the unthaw is reprehensible. As is the misinterpretation of other people's posts.
A.
Posted by Dan_raven (Member # 3383) on :
I heard, from an indesputable internet source, that all AGPB's are secret Mel Gibson fans.
Just saying, is all
Posted by suminonA (Member # 8757) on :
I’ve read on a site that is an indisputable source on the matter (I won’t provide a link, look for it for yourself!) that claiming something without any more backing than a “reliable source”, a source that you won’t even provide a link to, is a malpractice in open debates. IIRC. FWIW.
A.
Posted by Morbo (Member # 5309) on :
AGPBs=All-Gentile Police Bureaus?
Posted by Dan_raven (Member # 3383) on :
AGPB--Anti-Governmental Peanut Butter.
Posted by rivka (Member # 4859) on :
I thought my peanut butter looked a bit off! It must be fomenting.
Posted by suminonA (Member # 8757) on :
Puh-lizz, people, can't you read an acronym? AGPB = Whatever I Want to Write Here.
Repeat your ABCs...
A.
Posted by Flaming Toad on a Stick (Member # 9302) on :
How dare you let this thread fall off the first page. I for one am disgusted. Posted by Kwea (Member # 2199) on :
Disgusting you mean.
I concur....you cur!
Posted by Juxtapose (Member # 8837) on :
Ugh, how dare you bring it back.
Posted by Shawshank (Member # 8453) on :
I don't see what the conrtoversy is....
I thought everyone on Hatrack loved babies?
Posted by Juxtapose (Member # 8837) on :
Pssh, not me. Insipid things. They look like aliens.
Glad I was never one. Posted by Dr Strangelove (Member # 8331) on :
Hey! I'm ridiculously offended by that remark! Some of the nicest people I know were babies at one time. I have personal experience in the matter!
Posted by rivka (Member # 4859) on :
Good night, he said. Going to sleep, he said.
Do you think we're BLIND?!?
Posted by Juxtapose (Member # 8837) on :
I'm sorry if you were offended by my statement.
*cough*clearlyyourfailingandnotmine*cough*
Posted by suminonA (Member # 8757) on :
Let's not forget that babies world-wide are plotting against us! They plan to REPLACE us all!
Of course, given my mental and physical abilities, I'm already lost, as a baby could replace me any day now!
A.
PS: the scary part is that I still love them! Must be part of their plot. Posted by Dr Strangelove (Member # 8331) on :
quote:Originally posted by rivka: Good night, he said. Going to sleep, he said.
Do you think we're BLIND?!?
Is not a guy allowed one last post before he goes to bed?
or, in keeping with the spirit of the thread ...
Who do you think you are, my mother? psh, first giving me permission to pursue destructive martyr tendencies, then condemning me for one last post before I go to bed? Someone needs a chill pill .
Posted by Nighthawk (Member # 4176) on :
quote:Originally posted by Shawshank: I don't see what the conrtoversy is....
I thought everyone on Hatrack loved babies?
"I love children, particularly their young supple organs..."
Posted by rivka (Member # 4859) on :
quote:Originally posted by Dr Strangelove: Who do you think you are, my mother?
God forbid!
Posted by suminonA (Member # 8757) on :
quote:Originally posted by rivka:
quote:Originally posted by Dr Strangelove: Who do you think you are, my mother?
God forbid!
Now now, let's not turn this into a religious debate!
A.
Posted by rivka (Member # 4859) on :
It already was one.
Don't you realize by now that every thread is a religious debate, whether you acknowledge that fact or not?
Posted by TheGrimace (Member # 9178) on :
but when will you dupes stop and realize that anyone who even entertains the notion of some small benefit or truth to any religion is just that, a dupe to the highest degree, and obviously incapable of rational thought.
Also, I once knew a baby that screamed for an entire 6 hour car-ride. Thus I put forth that all babies are in fact communists plotting to overturn democracy and force us all to be poor potato farmers!
Posted by Shawshank (Member # 8453) on :
Gosh darnit you evil-doers.
Anyone such as myself (that is one who is intellectually superior to every one else) knows that jocularity is the tool of those who seek to destroy society.
And yet I find myself upon reading this thread to be in throes of this evil process.
Fie upon you! Fie upon you all!
Posted by Jeesh (Member # 9163) on :
Y'all evil
Posted by Flaming Toad on a Stick (Member # 9302) on :
Posted by Kwea (Member # 2199) on :
Constipation?
Take it outside, you smell enough as it is.
Posted by Flaming Toad on a Stick (Member # 9302) on :
quote:Originally posted by Kwea: Constipation?
Take it outside, you smell enough as it is.
What kind of backwards society do you live in, where you "Take it outside". An animal-rights activist should sue you people for damage to the environment. Posted by Kwea (Member # 2199) on :
Says the burning thing on a stick.
Check yourself, fool.
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
I am shocked, shocked at the goings on in this thread. Don't you people understand that we are guests in someone's living room? And you are all acting like boors, setting down your drinks on the end table sans coaster.
I am gravely disappointed. You can be assured that I won't be coming back into this thread any more. Unless, of course, you beg me excessively. Then, I might consider it.
Posted by suminonA (Member # 8757) on :
Tante, if you want to be insulted, go on to some other forum. Here everybody likes you (even the babies!) so don't even try.
A.
Posted by ketchupqueen (Member # 6877) on :
You big A.!
You have no right to presume to speak for the rest of us, whether or not what you say is true. Sheesh.
Posted by suminonA (Member # 8757) on :
quote:Originally posted by ketchupqueen: [...] for the rest of us [...]
I knew this would become an "us vs. them" issue. Sooo typical.
A.
Posted by ketchupqueen (Member # 6877) on :
I can't help it if you're "Other". Posted by Flaming Toad on a Stick (Member # 9302) on :
quote:Originally posted by ketchupqueen: I can't help it if you're "Other".
Which makes you what? Posted by ketchupqueen (Member # 6877) on :
I'm special.
Posted by Flaming Toad on a Stick (Member # 9302) on :
I am going to bump this thread. My justifications for doing so are my own, and are none of your buisness. In fact, I resent your feeble attempts to pry into my thougts. How dare you. Posted by Brinestone (Member # 5755) on :
I never saw this the first time around. What a dumb (read: great) thread.
Posted by Kwea (Member # 2199) on :
feeble attempts for feeble thoughts.
Posted by Flaming Toad on a Stick (Member # 9302) on :
feeble poster.
Posted by Kwea (Member # 2199) on :
glad you admit it...knowing your weaknesses is a good thing, although I doubt you have the brainpower to remember them all.
Posted by Nighthawk (Member # 4176) on :
Die, thread... DIE! Posted by Kwea (Member # 2199) on :
What do you have against living, huh?
Posted by Scott R (Member # 567) on :
Braaaaains...
Posted by ketchupqueen (Member # 6877) on :
Every time I see this thread title I can't help but grin. Sometimes even laugh.
Posted by Icarus (Member # 3162) on :
Wow . . . the cockles of my heart feel warm.
Is there a pill for that?
Posted by Kwea (Member # 2199) on :
Yeah, but your wife asked up not to give it to you.
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