Colorado is calling!
Posted by Kwea (Member # 2199) on :
If you are going you shouldn't NEED the pizza and pasta.
Ask him to teach you, then just stand in the sun for two days and let us know how you feel after.
Posted by Robin Kaczmarczyk (Member # 9067) on :
'need' has nothing to do with it.
Posted by Bob_Scopatz (Member # 1227) on :
When he wants to lose weight, he puts on SPF 30.
I had him come by for a visit once and I caught him raiding the fridge -- he was staring at that little light bulb.
When he drives a convertible, does he get pulled over for drinking and driving?
In his teens he was bulemic. He'd sit all day in the sun and then rush into the bathroom to glow up.
Posted by Robin Kaczmarczyk (Member # 9067) on :
Bob..
Booooobbbb
Bobieske!
That one made me grin. It really did.
You know? A guy like this comes on saying all we need is sunlight to exist and ... only 3 replies on Hatrack?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE!?
Posted by MrSquicky (Member # 1802) on :
My spoon is too big.
Posted by erosomniac (Member # 6834) on :
Most of us are waiting patiently for you to either figure out that the way you behave isn't conducive to the community, or leave.
Posted by Jeesh (Member # 9163) on :
quote:Originally posted by MrSquicky: My spoon is too big.
There is no spoon.
Posted by Robin Kaczmarczyk (Member # 9067) on :
quote:Originally posted by erosomniac: Most of us are waiting patiently for you to either figure out that the way you behave isn't conducive to the community, or leave.
When Papa Janitor or our Great Scott decide for me to leave.. THEN I leave. Otherwise, yer stuck with me. Sorry.
Posted by MrSquicky (Member # 1802) on :
My spoon is too big.
Posted by TheGrimace (Member # 9178) on :
I AM A BANANA!
Posted by dantesparadigm (Member # 8756) on :
Shouldn't he be green, and have a flagellum, like a giant Euglena.
Posted by Robin Kaczmarczyk (Member # 9067) on :
Shouldn't the government be investigating this guy? I mean.. What if he is an alien?
Maybe he is illegal or something. Maybe there's a law against eating the sun.
Posted by Jeesh (Member # 9163) on :
quote:Originally posted by MrSquicky: My spoon is too big.
There is no spoon.
Posted by Ben (Member # 6117) on :
I'm feeling fat and sassy.
Posted by BlackBlade (Member # 8376) on :
Li Hong Zhi can fly, freeze his enemies, and block bullets. And he could do all that several years ago.
Posted by MyrddinFyre (Member # 2576) on :
Everybody dance!
Posted by Jim-Me (Member # 6426) on :
"rejected" bonus, +10 pts. to Grimace and Squicky.
edit: and everyone else...
Posted by MrSquicky (Member # 1802) on :
Ok, right now, at this very moment, I love you freaking guys.
Posted by Jeesh (Member # 9163) on :
Well, now I don't need to waste my money on food at the pool.
Posted by KarlEd (Member # 571) on :
quote:Originally posted by Robin Kaczmarczyk: Shouldn't the government be investigating this guy? I mean.. What if he is an alien?
Maybe he is illegal or something. Maybe there's a law against eating the sun.
Ultimately, we all eat the sun. All the energy in our food, no matter what it is, is ultimately converted solar radiation. Posted by TrapperKeeper (Member # 7680) on :
Now with more sodium!
Sweet Jesus!
Posted by KarlEd (Member # 571) on :
If it's with more sodium, shouldn't that be "salty Jesus"?
Posted by TrapperKeeper (Member # 7680) on :