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Posted by Orincoro (Member # 8854) on :

But they both died years ago. [Cry]

What does no-one here know about YOU? No alternate names in this thread!

Posted by MightyCow (Member # 9253) on :

I've never been a porn star*, although for a brief period of time in college, it seemed like a good idea.

Edit: *professionally [Eek!]

Posted by Bob_Scopatz (Member # 1227) on :

My real name is Chester Drawers.

Posted by Dagonee (Member # 5818) on :

Did you spend a lot of time under there?

Posted by suminonA (Member # 8757) on :

I've *once* crossed the street on a red light...
[phew! Glad to get that off my chest [Big Grin]

]

A.

PS: "A." is short for "suminonA", so no altname involved

Posted by Uprooted (Member # 8353) on :

I once got a ticket for jaywalking. In DC. Murder capital of the country (at the time, don't know if it's still true), and the cops have nothing better to do than hand out tickets to pedestrians?

I threw it out, never paid it, and no one has ever come after me for my $5.

Posted by rollainm (Member # 8318) on :

Hah! I shall report you, you felon!

*frantically looks up "uprooted" in the phone book*

Posted by breyerchic04 (Member # 6423) on :

it was $5? When I was in DC we were threatened with $50 fines for jaywalking.

Posted by Uprooted (Member # 8353) on :

quote:
Originally posted by rollainm:
*frantically looks up "uprooted" in the phone book*

Whew, I knew there was a good reason I didn't use my real name as my screen name!

Yeah, just 5 bucks. Sure glad it wasn't 50! It made me laugh. I was the idiot who showed her my i.d. when she asked for it -- I mean, is it illegal to walk down the street w/o your DL? I shoulda said my name is Barbra Streisand or something. Too danged honest, I guess, even if I do have an evil "run across the street on the red when no cars are coming" streak! (is that jaywalking? or is it only when you cross at a non-intersection?)

Posted by Dagonee (Member # 5818) on :

If they can't ascertain reliable ID when issuing a summons, they can arrest you.

Posted by Flaming Toad on a Stick (Member # 9302) on :

Flaming Toad is actually my real name.

(JK!)

Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :

I wear socks that have holes in them. But I keep a pair of slippers in my glove compartment in the event that I might have to go inside an Asian person's house.

Posted by Palliard (Member # 8109) on :

I'm chatoic evil, and no-one suspects. MUHUHAHAHAA!

Wait... what I meant was... I like ferrets! Or I still would if all their attempts on my life hadn't left me allergic...

Posted by mr_porteiro_head (Member # 4644) on :

I wore mismatched socks on my wedding day.

Posted by Nathan2006 (Member # 9387) on :

I, not used to having a dress code on Sunday mornings, accidentally put my muddy gym shoes on instead of my dress shoes, and tracked mud all through the sanctuary... You know, It is true... I feel as if I can face this now... And I couldn't until I acknowledged it. After all, Monsters live in the dark.

Posted by MightyCow (Member # 9253) on :

quote:
Originally posted by Dagonee:
Did you spend a lot of time under there?

Underwear? [Dont Know]

Posted by Celaeno (Member # 8562) on :

I wore khaki capris and a white tank top to my department's end of the year reception. No one knows because when I walked past the window I snuck a peak. Everyone was dressed significantly more formally. I ran home and threw on a skirt and heels. So instead of being underdressed, I was a half hour late.

Posted by Scott R (Member # 567) on :

I really am selectively apathetic.

Posted by Kwea (Member # 2199) on :

So am I.

See?

That was me not caring.

Posted by vonk (Member # 9027) on :

When I was 12 I convinced my little brother that I was trying to shoot out the window of my uncles tractor with a pellet gun, but I just kept missing. Bragging about what a good shot he was, he shot out the window and got in a whole heckuva lot of trouble.

haHA [Evil Laugh]