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Posted by Noemon (Member # 1115) on :

The Shakespearean Insulter is just too great on a site not to post.

[ March 07, 2006, 06:28 PM: Message edited by: Noemon ]

Posted by Teshi (Member # 5024) on :

quote:
Thou art the best o' th' cut-throats.

Posted by mr_porteiro_head (Member # 4644) on :

Were I like thee I'd throw away myself.

Posted by Brinestone (Member # 5755) on :

My favorites are the ones that actually come from the plays.

Posted by Noemon (Member # 1115) on :

Yeah, mine too. I didn't even realize that they weren't all taken from the plays until you mentioned it.
This one

quote:
[Thou art] a most notable coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.

is my current favorite.

Posted by Narnia (Member # 1071) on :

ooh, it's online now? I've had the book of all of them for a few years. The way the insults are categorized and indexed make for hours of hilarity. [Smile]

Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :

quote:
[Thine] breath stinks with eating toasted cheese.

Taken from: Henry VI, part 2

Limburger?

Posted by Tinros (Member # 8328) on :

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Thou crusty botch of nature!

See also: Darwin Awards.

Posted by ketchupqueen (Member # 6877) on :

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quote:
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Thou crusty botch of nature!
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I read that as "busty crotch", not "crusty botch"... [ROFL]

Posted by SteveRogers (Member # 7130) on :

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Thou clay-brained guts, thou knotty-pated fool, thou whoreson obscene greasy tallow-catch!

Taken from: Henry IV, part I

Posted by Evie3217 (Member # 5426) on :

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Thou art unfit for any place but hell.

Too true.

Posted by Carrie (Member # 394) on :

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Idol of idiot-worshippers!

Hey, wait - I've never even been on "American Idol"...

Posted by dantesparadigm (Member # 8756) on :

quote:
Thou wert best set thy lower part where thy nose stands.

Taken from: All's Well That Ends Well

Oh no he didn't!

Posted by TheHumanTarget (Member # 7129) on :

Thou art some fool, I am loath to beat thee.

Posted by TheHumanTarget (Member # 7129) on :

If you spend word for word with me, I shall make your wit bankrupt.

Taken from: The Two Gentlemen of Verona

Posted by Chris Kidd (Member # 2646) on :

quote:
Your virginity breeds mites, much like a cheese.

Taken from: All's Well That Ends Well

Posted by Rich Lewis (Member # 9192) on :

Thou hast more earwax than brains.

Posted by Chris Kidd (Member # 2646) on :

Wha I can't hear you speak up.
[Big Grin]

Posted by oolung (Member # 8995) on :

I think thou wast created for men to breathe themselves upon thee
(all's well that ends well)

ketchupqueen: LOL!!!! [Big Grin]

Posted by xnera (Member # 187) on :

My bots have a Shakespeare Insulter built in to their code. [Big Grin]

Alas, my bots are offline at the moment. Those mewling dread-bolted nut-hooks! [Mad]