Well let's be honest with eachother. I don't get many pimples, but when I do, their honkers.
When you get a really big pimple, there is a part of your inner Curious George that says: ooh, yippie!
Once I got a pimple on my earlobe that yeilded what seemed like a teaspon of "white gold." I walked around chuckling gleefully to myself all day. I had produced something unique and meaningful. The best ever, though, was directly on the center of my chest, that actually made an audible sound when it finally surrendered. Now thats memorable.
Some may call me gross, immature, horrifying immature, disgusting, childish... But darnit, I am proud of my pimples.
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
.....That is disgusting. You actually take pride in popping your zits? What do you also keep the puss you sicko? Use some facial ointment or something, I mean seriously that is Nasty with a captiol N!
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
quote:Originally posted by Orincoro: Some may call me gross, immature, horrifying immature, disgusting, childish... But darnit, I am proud of my pimples.
Well, since you so generously gave permission, you are gross, immature, horrifying immature, disgusting and childish.
But I'm glad that you are proud. Maybe with some luck and effort, you can proudly sport a carbuncle or a boil. Posted by romanylass (Member # 6306) on :
I have paid my kid to let me pop his pimples.
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
quote:Originally posted by romanylass: I have paid my kid to let me pop his pimples.
*shudders violently* That is just wierd.
Posted by Dr Strangelove (Member # 8331) on :
Confession time:
I've been thinking I should shave my goatee but am afraid if I do my chin will be revealed to be pimply. I've earned a reputation as notoriously pimple free and would like to keep that reputation.
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
Hmm, I never think about doing that to mine. But I suggest that you trim the hairline on the underside of your chin and get a small scale example.
Posted by Orincoro (Member # 8854) on :
quote:Originally posted by Advent 115: .....That is disgusting. You actually take pride in popping your zits? What do you also keep the puss you sicko? Use some facial ointment or something, I mean seriously that is Nasty with a captiol N!
Ha, advent you know you're proud of your zits, who's sick?> at least I admit it!
Posted by clod (Member # 9084) on :
no immaturity is allowed. please.
Posted by Altáriël of Dorthonion (Member # 6473) on :
quote:Originally posted by Advent 115: .....That is disgusting. You actually take pride in popping your zits? What do you also keep the puss you sicko? Use some facial ointment or something, I mean seriously that is Nasty with a captiol N!
With all capitals, as in "NASTY".
Posted by clod (Member # 9084) on :
well, if I had my druthers, I'd rather pop 'em myself than have someone "conduct" the service.
[ February 19, 2006, 09:41 PM: Message edited by: clod ]
Posted by pH (Member # 1350) on :
quote:Originally posted by Dr Strangelove: Confession time:
I've been thinking I should shave my goatee but am afraid if I do my chin will be revealed to be pimply. I've earned a reputation as notoriously pimple free and would like to keep that reputation.
Your goatee could be contributing to the pimples, you know. I suggest a facewash with Triclosan, or however you spell it. The antibacterial kind.
One of my exes used to make me pop his backne. Gross gross gross gross.
Me, after I had that steroid injection in January, I got a little more pimply than usual, but now I'm all clear again. Antibacterial stuff works wonders. I stole my brother's ex-girlfriend's clindamycin(sp?) foam, gel, and cream. Hey, she left it in our bathroom.
...unfortunately, I've gotten sick again and may need another steroid shot.
-pH
Posted by Orincoro (Member # 8854) on :
quote:Originally posted by pH: One of my exes used to make me pop his backne. Gross gross gross gross.
-pH
Haha. Burn. And IM the sick one advent??? Next to that guy I'm a gentleman and a prince, thanks very much.
Posted by Steev (Member # 6805) on :
quote:Originally posted by Advent 115: .....That is disgusting. You actually take pride in popping your zits? What do you also keep the puss you sicko? Use some facial ointment or something, I mean seriously that is Nasty with a captiol N!
...a capitol N and that rhymes with M and that stands for Mmmmmmmmm.
Right here in Hatrack River city.
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
Orincoro, I think you might be right. That guy sounds even more sick. But I would advise you learn not to keep up your...... disgusting ritual, otherwise you'll never get date.
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
I once had a boyfriend who would get the peeling skin after he went out in the sun. And then he would beg me to peel him. But he didn't need to beg. I could barely resist peeling him.
I left any pimples alone.
Posted by clod (Member # 9084) on :
well, when I feel like an onion, I'll let you know.
*contorts self into knots of fire-breathing comedy*
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