If no, what would I have to do to get you to date me?
If "there's nothing you could ever do to get me to date scum like you", would you be willing to date my identical but charming twin, jehus202?
If "I'm not falling for that, you loser", would you kindly DROP DEAD.
No, I'm sorry I didn't mean that. Don't drop dead. Love me... please.
Posted by Lyrhawn (Member # 7039) on :
I knew that somewhere, hovering near the surface of his psyche, jebus is just deperate for love.
Just didn't think it would materialize like that.
Posted by breyerchic04 (Member # 6423) on :
No
Move to the US, produce a picture
Oh that would help too
Posted by ElJay (Member # 6358) on :
Nope. You're too young for me and I'm happy with who I'm dating now. So there's really nothing you could do about it.
Posted by jebus202 (Member # 2524) on :
Ok two "No"s, not so bad yet.
::crosses fingers::
Posted by breyerchic04 (Member # 6423) on :
mine would be closer to a yes if you posted a picture, but i go for @ss holes (it's a bad habit)
Posted by Kama (Member # 3022) on :
If you were 10 years older.
Posted by kojabu (Member # 8042) on :
Erm. No. I don't date boys, sorry. Posted by ketchupqueen (Member # 6877) on :
No. You'd have to kill my husband, perform a lobotomy, and drug me.
Posted by jebus202 (Member # 2524) on :
quote:mine would be closer to a yes if you posted a picture, but i go for @ss holes (it's a bad habit)
Awesome, I go for girls who go for @ssholes (as a matter of necessity, though). We're like perfect for each other.
Posted by Kama (Member # 3022) on :
he's extremely cute, breyer.
Posted by breyerchic04 (Member # 6423) on :
work on the picture thing before I come to my senses.
Posted by jebus202 (Member # 2524) on :
Yea I'll get right on that after I move to America.
Posted by ketchupqueen (Member # 6877) on :
Now, how do you expect to get any "yes"es when we can't judge you by your appearance?
Posted by jebus202 (Member # 2524) on :
Well ::shuffles feet:: I figured I'd go on my winning personality.
Posted by ketchupqueen (Member # 6877) on :
No, no. See, Frisco's got it right. He posts half-nude pictures of himself and all the women of Hatrack fall in love with him, no matter what he says to them.
Posted by Lyrhawn (Member # 7039) on :
Seriously, if he's going to go after American women, he should know he has to sate their shallow tendancies.
Wait a minute, that's not American women, that's women in general.
Posted by ludosti (Member # 1772) on :
Half nude? The pic I remember of Frisco has full backal nudity....
But then again he's a cutey even without his hiney flapping in the wind.
Posted by katharina (Member # 827) on :
Frisco's Rule strikes again. Posted by ketchupqueen (Member # 6877) on :
Yeah, that too, ludosti. But the topless ones will suffice for me.
Posted by jebus202 (Member # 2524) on :
Yes we all like Frisco's bum, but let's just keep every single post be about me, kay?
Posted by ketchupqueen (Member # 6877) on :
Sorry, jebus, but Frisco is the reigning king of hotness threads.
Posted by pH (Member # 1350) on :
You know it, jebus.
Your place or mine?
-pH
Posted by Jim-Me (Member # 6426) on :
Didn't you just say you needed a male roomie? your place, obviously...
Posted by jebus202 (Member # 2524) on :
quote:Your place or mine?
Probably yours.
I mean, the basement of my parent's house is pretty much like my domain, ya know, but it'd just be akward sneaking you in and out.
Posted by Kama (Member # 3022) on :
I'm sure Nate would date you. If he wasn't married, that is.
Posted by pH (Member # 1350) on :
Awesome. Be here at 10pm sharp.
-pH
Posted by mackillian (Member # 586) on :
Well, if Nathan wanted to date jebus, I'd date him too. Posted by Noemon (Member # 1115) on :
quote:But then again he's a cutey even without his hiney flapping in the wind.
Somehow, I don't see the word "flapping" as being descriptive of an ass I'd find attractive. That could just be me though.
Posted by kojabu (Member # 8042) on :
How about ass shaking?
Posted by Noemon (Member # 1115) on :
shaking=okay flapping=not okay
Posted by breyerchic04 (Member # 6423) on :
No pictures, you remain a no, but talk sometime k?
Posted by Teshi (Member # 5024) on :
Don't you live in Ireland or somesuch? Do you have an accent of any kind that isn't plain ol' American? Shouldn't that be on your list of recommendations?
Posted by Enigmatic (Member # 7785) on :
quote:Originally posted by ketchupqueen: No, no. See, Frisco's got it right. He posts half-nude pictures of himself and all the women of Hatrack fall in love with him, no matter what he says to them.
Pfresh, are you listening? I told you scantily clad pictures on the internet was the way to go!
--Enigmatic
Posted by pfresh85 (Member # 8085) on :
Genius! Pure genius!
Posted by Kama (Member # 3022) on :
ah. Irish accent. Indeed.
Posted by breyerchic04 (Member # 6423) on :
Sorry Ladies, he's taken
Posted by Narnia (Member # 1071) on :
This thread is killing me.
I'd date you jebus. How tall are you anyway? Posted by pH (Member # 1350) on :
Okay, everyone back off. jebus already asked me to have sex with him a few weeks ago.
I am the WINNAR. With an AR.
-pH
Posted by breyerchic04 (Member # 6423) on :
But we're having TomD marry us on the Moon in 2012 with space ponies!
Posted by ketchupqueen (Member # 6877) on :
You're both going to marry Tom? And space ponies? I guess you're assuming that polygamy is legal on the moon, then.
Posted by breyerchic04 (Member # 6423) on :
Posted by pH (Member # 1350) on :
I want a space pony!
How come I never got a space pony?
-pH
Posted by Avadaru (Member # 3026) on :
How old ARE you, jebus?
Posted by breyerchic04 (Member # 6423) on :
you have to ask, pearce, but he says you can marry us too!
Posted by pH (Member # 1350) on :
Yay! We shall all get married.
Are we living on the moon, or shall we relocate to a planet?
Jupiter is cool.
-pH
Posted by breyerchic04 (Member # 6423) on :
Jupiter works with me. Ponies are a requirement! And tom isn't going to be married to us, just performing the ceremony (had to pick someone).
Posted by rivka (Member # 4859) on :
you aren't invited to visit us then rivka
Posted by ketchupqueen (Member # 6877) on :
Really, rivka, as long as polygamy and bestiality are legal, I don't think they'll mind the temperature.
Posted by rivka (Member # 4859) on :
But then who will come get your poached remains?
Posted by ketchupqueen (Member # 6877) on :
Well, duh, they'll live in a refrigerated house.
Don't you have any imagination, rivka? Posted by breyerchic04 (Member # 6423) on :
Well are you willing?
and there will be no beastiality, we just require the ponies be there.
Posted by starLisa (Member # 8384) on :
I think you'd have to have a sex change.
Posted by rivka (Member # 4859) on :
That is also resistant to the pressure and caustic gases? Um . . . not enough imagination, I guess. Posted by breyerchic04 (Member # 6423) on :
Who's having a sex change?
Posted by ketchupqueen (Member # 6877) on :
Rivka, space ponies produce special forces and substances which counteract high pressure and caustic gases. I thought you knew that.
Posted by rivka (Member # 4859) on :
*head asplode*
Posted by ketchupqueen (Member # 6877) on :
Posted by breyerchic04 (Member # 6423) on :
Rivka, you have to let us hope for the future we want.
Posted by rivka (Member # 4859) on :
I think the word you want is "fantasize." Or maybe "hallucinate" . . . Posted by breyerchic04 (Member # 6423) on :
You have some nice hallucinations too
Posted by rivka (Member # 4859) on :
Who told?! Posted by breyerchic04 (Member # 6423) on :
you sleep posted again
Posted by rivka (Member # 4859) on :
Again? Posted by ketchupqueen (Member # 6877) on :
Oh, rivka, it's okay. We all know why you have bad feelings toward space ponies. We won't judge you for it. That was a horrible experience, after all.
Posted by rivka (Member # 4859) on :
O_O
Um . . .
Posted by ElJay (Member # 6358) on :
This thread got really weird.
Posted by ketchupqueen (Member # 6877) on :
(Really fast.)
Posted by jebus202 (Member # 2524) on :
::huffs and puffs and blows the fluff away::
I can't help but notice the lack of rejections.
Come on girls, you know you want smack me down, all pompous and arrogant and sh!t.
Posted by El JT de Spang (Member # 7742) on :
This thread left weird in the dust.
The weird line, from here, looks like a dot.
Posted by ketchupqueen (Member # 6877) on :
Friends reference! Right on! *high fives*
Posted by rivka (Member # 4859) on :
quote:Originally posted by ElJay: This thread got really weird.
You're telling me!
Posted by Uhleeuh (Member # 6803) on :
*smacks and rejects Jebus* Feel better?
Posted by mackillian (Member # 586) on :
--I--
Posted by Olivet (Member # 1104) on :
Okay, then. Jebus, I'd date you, but for you being all jailbaity and stuff.
And me being married, and...
wait!?! Space ponies? Jupiter? I'm SO there!
Posted by romanylass (Member # 6306) on :
Space ponies and Jupiter are not enough- jebus can only wear kilts.
Posted by breyerchic04 (Member # 6423) on :
I knew you'd come Olivet!
Posted by ketchupqueen (Member # 6877) on :
Jebus, would you look hot in a Utilikilt? Posted by foundling (Member # 6348) on :
Dude, if your name was Willy, and you were a 5ft 6 greased up scotsman, I'd be so all over that.
Hmmm... how good an actor are you?
Posted by Goody Scrivener (Member # 6742) on :
quote:Originally posted by jebus202: Yes we all like Frisco's bum, but let's just keep every single post be about me, kay?
Jebus likes Frisco's bum????? That settles it, I won't be dating Jebus anytime soon!
Posted by romanylass (Member # 6306) on :
They really need to post a warning on the Utilikilt site. Warning: Really fat guys with no shirt interspersed with the hotties.
Posted by Narnia (Member # 1071) on :
Posted by Farmgirl (Member # 5567) on :
jebus
No.
1) you're too young for me.
2) you're all pompous and arrogant and all those things you said..
3) you have a potty mouth
other than that -- I think the Irish are pretty hot!
FG
Posted by Goody Scrivener (Member # 6742) on :
quote:Originally posted by romanylass: They really need to post a warning on the Utilikilt site. Warning: Really fat guys with no shirt interspersed with the hotties.
"Fat guy in little coat... fat guy in little coat *rrrrrip*"
Posted by Dragon (Member # 3670) on :
quote:Somehow, I don't see the word "flapping" as being descriptive of an ass I'd find attractive.
agreed.
jebus. I told you to put a picture up like, three years ago. if you had, clearly you wouldn't be having this problem.
my criteria: 1. picture 2. make me like you better than my boyfriend 3. airfare to ireland
p.s. this thread made me laugh out loud several times. well done.
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So there's really nothing you could do about it.
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