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Topic: Women! Answer my survey and be honest!
Narnia
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posted October 24, 2005 05:24 PM
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pH
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posted October 24, 2005 05:38 PM
Okay, everyone back off.
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breyerchic04
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posted October 24, 2005 05:40 PM
But we're having TomD marry us on the Moon in 2012 with space ponies!
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ketchupqueen
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posted October 24, 2005 05:46 PM
You're both going to marry Tom? And space ponies? I guess you're assuming that polygamy is legal on the moon, then.
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pH
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posted October 24, 2005 05:49 PM
I want a space pony!
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Avadaru
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posted October 24, 2005 05:49 PM
How old ARE you, jebus?
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breyerchic04
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posted October 24, 2005 05:51 PM
you have to ask, pearce, but he says you can marry us too!
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pH
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posted October 24, 2005 05:53 PM
Yay! We shall all get married.
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breyerchic04
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posted October 24, 2005 05:56 PM
Jupiter works with me. Ponies are a requirement! And tom isn't going to be married to us, just performing the ceremony (had to pick someone).
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breyerchic04
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posted October 24, 2005 05:58 PM
you aren't invited to visit us then rivka
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ketchupqueen
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posted October 24, 2005 05:59 PM
Really, rivka, as long as polygamy and bestiality are legal, I don't think they'll mind the temperature.
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rivka
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posted October 24, 2005 06:00 PM
But then who will come get your poached remains?
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ketchupqueen
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posted October 24, 2005 06:02 PM
Well, duh, they'll live in a refrigerated house.
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breyerchic04
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posted October 24, 2005 06:02 PM
Well are you willing?
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Lisa
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posted October 24, 2005 06:02 PM
I think you'd have to have a sex change.
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rivka
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posted October 24, 2005 06:03 PM
That is also resistant to the pressure and caustic gases? Um . . . not enough imagination, I guess.
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ketchupqueen
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posted October 24, 2005 06:05 PM
Rivka, space ponies produce special forces and substances which counteract high pressure and caustic gases. I thought you knew that.
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rivka
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posted October 24, 2005 06:06 PM
*head asplode*
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breyerchic04
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posted October 24, 2005 06:12 PM
Rivka, you have to let us hope for the future we want.
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rivka
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posted October 24, 2005 06:14 PM
I think the word you want is "fantasize." Or maybe "hallucinate" . . .
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breyerchic04
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posted October 24, 2005 06:15 PM
You have some nice hallucinations too
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rivka
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posted October 24, 2005 06:15 PM
Who told?!
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rivka
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posted October 24, 2005 06:18 PM
Again?
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ketchupqueen
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posted October 24, 2005 06:19 PM
Oh, rivka, it's okay. We all know why you have bad feelings toward space ponies. We won't judge you for it. That was a horrible experience, after all.
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rivka
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posted October 24, 2005 06:21 PM
O_O
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ElJay
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posted October 24, 2005 06:22 PM
This thread got really weird.
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jebus202
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posted October 24, 2005 06:23 PM
::huffs and puffs and blows the fluff away::
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El JT de Spang
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posted October 24, 2005 06:24 PM
This thread left weird in the dust.
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ketchupqueen
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posted October 24, 2005 06:25 PM
Friends reference! Right on! *high fives*
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rivka
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posted October 24, 2005 06:26 PM
quote: Originally posted by ElJay: This thread got really weird. You're telling me!
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Uhleeuh
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posted October 24, 2005 06:30 PM
*smacks and rejects Jebus* Feel better?
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Olivet
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posted October 24, 2005 08:08 PM
Okay, then. Jebus, I'd date you, but for you being all jailbaity and stuff.
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romanylass
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posted October 24, 2005 08:17 PM
Space ponies and Jupiter are not enough- jebus can only wear kilts.
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foundling
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posted October 24, 2005 08:35 PM
Dude, if your name was Willy, and you were a 5ft 6 greased up scotsman, I'd be so all over that.
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Goody Scrivener
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posted October 24, 2005 09:14 PM
quote: Originally posted by jebus202: Yes we all like Frisco's bum, but let's just keep every single post be about me, kay? Jebus likes Frisco's bum????? That settles it, I won't be dating Jebus anytime soon!
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romanylass
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posted October 25, 2005 04:32 PM
They really need to post a warning on the Utilikilt site. Warning: Really fat guys with no shirt interspersed with the hotties.
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Farmgirl
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posted October 25, 2005 04:49 PM
jebus
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Goody Scrivener
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posted October 25, 2005 05:14 PM
quote: Originally posted by romanylass: They really need to post a warning on the Utilikilt site. Warning: Really fat guys with no shirt interspersed with the hotties. "Fat guy in little coat... fat guy in little coat *rrrrrip*"
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Dragon
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posted October 25, 2005 08:59 PM
quote: Somehow, I don't see the word "flapping" as being descriptive of an ass I'd find attractive. agreed.[ October 25, 2005, 09:09 PM: Message edited by: Dragon ]
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