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Posted by Blayne Bradley (Member # 8565) on :

http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv

Purgatory Repenting Believers Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Very High
Level 2 Lustful High
Level 3 Gluttonous Very Low
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Very Low
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Low
Level 7 Violent Low
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Very Low

Limbo here I go, Limbo here I come, oh ye oh uits Limbo here I come.

Posted by calaban (Member # 2516) on :

woot 5th level

at least its not the tenth level of hell

Posted by TheHumanTarget (Member # 7129) on :

Only level 2...go figure

Posted by kmbboots (Member # 8576) on :

Okay...7th level - even thought NOTHING I answered yes to was violent.

Huh?

Posted by Stephan (Member # 7549) on :

woo-hoo 7th level, they must know i'm jewish

Posted by Blayne Bradley (Member # 8565) on :

lol

Posted by littlemissattitude (Member # 4514) on :

Your fate has been decided....

You are one of the lucky ones! Because of your virtue and beliefs, you have escaped eternal punishment. You are sent to the First Level of Hell - Limbo!

First Level of Hell - Limbo

Charon ushers you across the river Acheron, and you find yourself upon the brink of grief's abysmal valley. You are in Limbo, a place of sorrow without torment. You encounter a seven-walled castle, and within those walls you find rolling fresh meadows illuminated by the light of reason, whereabout many shades dwell. These are the virtuous pagans, the great philosophers and authors, unbaptised children, and others unfit to enter the kingdom of heaven. You share company with Caesar, Homer, Virgil, Socrates, and Aristotle. There is no punishment here, and the atmosphere is peaceful, yet sad.

Could have been worse. And, hey, with that cast of charcters, there's sure to be a library there. [Wink]

Posted by El JT de Spang (Member # 7742) on :

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Second Level of Hell!

Man, me and my stupid morals.

Posted by Parsimony (Member # 8140) on :

Purgatory for me. Wahoo.

--ApostleRadio

Posted by socal_chic (Member # 7803) on :

I landed in Purgatory...

Posted by Blayne Bradley (Member # 8565) on :

Limbo, time to do the limbo danna dan ah dan danna dan ah.

Posted by Stephan (Member # 7549) on :

And here I assumed the questions were geared to send everyone to the darkest reaches. Maybe I am close to evil incarnate.

Posted by pfresh85 (Member # 8085) on :

I'm in Purgatory as well.

Posted by kojabu (Member # 8042) on :

Purgatory Very Low
Level 1 Limbo Moderate
Level 2 Moderate
Level 3 Low
Level 4 Low
Level 5 High
Level 6 Very High
Level 7 Extreme
Level 8-Moderate
Level 9 Low

huh. Apparently I'm violent.

Posted by no. 6 (Member # 7753) on :

quote:
First Level of Hell - Limbo

Charon ushers you across the river Acheron, and you find yourself upon the brink of grief's abysmal valley. You are in Limbo, a place of sorrow without torment. You encounter a seven-walled castle, and within those walls you find rolling fresh meadows illuminated by the light of reason, whereabout many shades dwell. These are the virtuous pagans, the great philosophers and authors, unbaptised children, and others unfit to enter the kingdom of heaven. You share company with Caesar, Homer, Virgil, Socrates, and Aristotle. There is no punishment here, and the atmosphere is peaceful, yet sad.

Purgatory Repenting Believers Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Extreme
Level 2 Lustful Very Low
Level 3 Gluttonous Very Low
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Very Low
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Very High
Level 7 Violent Low
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Low
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Low

Wow. Usually I'm placed squarely on the sixth level in the City of Dis, with the text explaining that I'm an apostate.

Posted by Frisco (Member # 3765) on :

Level 2. Big surprise.

Posted by Teshi (Member # 5024) on :

I did this before and I was among the virtuous non-believers...

*wanders sorrowfully*

Posted by kojabu (Member # 8042) on :

The last time I did this I was in the virtuous non-believers level. Oh how things have changed...

Posted by The Rabbit (Member # 671) on :

Purgatory Repenting Believers Very High
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers High
Level 2 Lustful Very Low
Level 3 Gluttonous Very Low
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Low
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Very Low
Level 7 Violent Very Low
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Moderate

I find it curious that I score highest on the deepest levels of hell.

Posted by ricree101 (Member # 7749) on :

I'm apparently wrathful and gloomy. Doesn't describe me all that well.

I also scored high on Prodigal and Avaricious. Mostly because I answered yes to most of the money questions that were about people in general. Apparently not projecting my own beliefs on others is enough to get sent to hell. At least according to this test.

Posted by kojabu (Member # 8042) on :

Woo bunbun we can chill in Level 7 together!

Posted by eslaine (Member # 5433) on :

No one chills on Level 7, apparently.

edit: please don't hurt me.

Posted by WntrMute (Member # 7556) on :

I was tied between Limbo and the Second circle (high for both), so I guess I get to do half and half. I'm not even especially lustful; I think the test is pretty puritanical.

What's amusing is that technically I'm a Heretic and bound for a deeper region -- unless Unitarian is so far off the charts that it counts as 'non-beliver' nowadays. Who knows.

Anyways, Helen of Troy is in the Second circle, supposedly, and I've heard she's easy. So bonus points for that.
w00t!
Well, maybe I'm a little bit lustful.

Posted by andi330 (Member # 8572) on :

Purgatory for me.

Posted by babager (Member # 6700) on :

Hmmm... 7th level [Angst]

Posted by Dante (Member # 1106) on :

I suppose I can live with Purgatory being lumped in with Hell. But could you at least correct the thread title?

Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :

quote:

Purgatory Repenting Believers Extreme
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Very High
Level 2 Lustful Very Low
Level 3 Gluttonous Moderate
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Very Low
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Very Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Very Low
Level 7 Violent Very Low
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Low
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Very Low

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