GWB and Company must have some use for the poor...Eat the Poor! Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
Posted by digging_holes (Member # 6237) on :
Hehehe. These disgruntled Democrats are so cute.
Posted by Zalmoxis (Member # 2327) on :
Come on people!
Whether you are a Democrat, Republican, Libertarian, LaRouchie or whatever -- that's a brilliant, hilarious Dobie.
Posted by digging_holes (Member # 6237) on :
It is. That's why I chuckled.
Also, I'm Canadian, so I get to poke fun at Democrats and Republicans alike.
Posted by Kwea (Member # 2199) on :
Who said that was reserved for non-Americans?
Posted by Teshi (Member # 5024) on :
That such a rip off of Swift's Modest Proposal. But it's funny, nevertheless.
Posted by Evie3217 (Member # 5426) on :
My instant reaction was "Hey! That's like A Modest Proposal!" *thanks english teacher for making her read it*
Posted by starLisa (Member # 8384) on :
The poor tend to be stringy.
Posted by Farmgirl (Member # 5567) on :
One of my kids had to read Swift's "Modest Proposal" for literature class.
Then each student had to submit their own, original "Modest Proposal" (something similar -- suggesting some outrageous 'solution' to a social problem)
I'm wondering how many of your (who had to read this in school) had to do a similar assignment, and what YOUR "modest proposal" was.....
FG
Posted by Belle (Member # 2314) on :
I read it but we didn't have to suggest anything of our own. It would be interesting to see what people came up with.
Posted by ssywak (Member # 807) on :
starLisa,
In the US, we also have a lot of fat poor, too.
Dig in, everybody!
Posted by romanylass (Member # 6306) on :
That must be why the government gives the poor subsidies for cheese and peanut butter instead of fresh produce.
Posted by Jon Boy (Member # 4284) on :
In my brief stint at a grocery store in a poor part of town, I was always saddened to see that the people on food stamps were buying the most expensive and least healthy food.
Posted by ssywak (Member # 807) on :
They're poor! They're depressed! They need comfort food!
So far, I know I can speak to at least 2 out of 3 of those statements!
Posted by The Rabbit (Member # 671) on :
The rich are far tastier and more nutritious than the poor. They are also lower in PCBs and heavy metals.
quote: Eat the Rich: there's only one thing that they're good for Eat the Rich: take one bite now - come back for more Eat the Rich: I gotta get this off my chest Eat the Rich: take one bite now, spit out the rest