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Posted by Narnia (Member # 1071) on :

Oh my gosh, this is killing me. [ROFL]

Molly Ringwraith didn't write it, but she and her fans did help to compile the quotes. [Smile]

Teaser:

quote:
The Inn of the Prancing Pony:
STRIDER: I am waiting for Gandalf! You told me to go back to the beginning, so I have. This is where I am, and this is where I’ll stay. I will not be moved.
[...]
STRIDER: I do not mean to pry, but you don’t by any chance happen to have a Ring of Power on your right hand?
FRODO: Do you always begin conversations this way?
[...]
HOBBITS: Who are you?
STRIDER: No one of consequence.
HOBBITS: We must know.
STRIDER: Get used to disappointment.
HOBBITS: Okay.

Posted by katharina (Member # 827) on :

quote:
Rivendell:
ELROND: Who is he? Another elf like that one? Pretty, rich and fair?
ARWEN: No. A ranger. Poor. Poor and perfect, with eyes like the sea after a storm.
[...]
ELROND: Ewiw jewewly. Ewiw jewewly is what bwings us together today...
ARAGORN: Fellowship! Say Fellowship!
ELROND: I pwonownce you The Fewwowship of the Wing!
ARAGORN: Finally! Boromir, keep an eye on Frodo. Legolas, come with me!

Posted by Narnia (Member # 1071) on :

quote:
EOMER: I tell you once again, surrender!
GIMLI: It will not happen.
EOMER: For the last time, surrender!
LEGOLAS and GIMLI: Death first!
ARAGORN: Do you promise not to hurt them?
LEGOLAS and GIMLI: What was that?
ARAGORN: If we surrender, and I introduce you, do you promise not to hurt my friends?
EOMER: May I live a thousand years and never hunt orcs again!

quote:
Dunharrow:
ELROND: Aragorn, Arwen is dying.
ARAGORN: She’s immortal. She can’t die.
ELROND: Whoo-hoo-hoo! Look who knows so much, heh? Well, it just so happens that your love here is only mostly immortal. There’s a big difference between mostly immortal and all immortal. Now, mostly immortal is slightly mortal.

Posted by katharina (Member # 827) on :

quote:
Mount Doom, After It Erupts:
[Screen goes black]
PETER JACKSON: Frodo and Sam don’t get burned up by the lava.
AUDIENCE: What?
PETER JACKSON: Frodo and Sam don’t get burned up by the lava. I’m explaining to you because you looked nervous.
[Movie continues]

*giggles*

quote:
End Credits:
PETER JACKSON: "The End." Now I think you oughta go to sleep.
AUDIENCE: Okay...
PETER JACKSON: All right. Okay, okay, okay. All right. So long.
AUDIENCE: Maybe we could come over and watch it again tomorrow?
PETER JACKSON: As you wish.

Awww....

Posted by Jim-Me (Member # 6426) on :

*laughs*
*dies of asphyxiation*

Posted by Enigmatic (Member # 7785) on :

quote:
FRODO: Gardener!
SAM: Yes, master Frodo?
FRODO: Come with me to Mordor?
SAM: As you wish.

So very, very true.

--Enigmatic

Posted by romanylass (Member # 6306) on :

***snort***

Posted by romanylass (Member # 6306) on :

quote:
EOWYN: Hello. My name is Eowyn. You killed my uncle. Prepare to die!
[...]
EOWYN: I admit it, you are better than I am.
WITCH KING: Then why are you smiling?
EOWYN: Because I know something you don’t know.
WITCH KING: And what is that?
EOWYN: I am not a man!

Posted by Uprooted (Member # 8353) on :

Thanks for posting the link, this is the best!!

Posted by Elizabeth (Member # 5218) on :

Wow. Crossgeektualism at its finest!

Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :

quote:
Originally posted by Elizabeth:
Wow. Crossgeektualism at its finest!

Did you include that in the "What Religion Are You?" thread that was floating around a month ago?

Posted by Elizabeth (Member # 5218) on :

No, should I?
Maybe I should tell the tale of "The Song of Ice and Fire" using Donna the Buffalo Lyrics. hee hee.