I could never Tuna Piano, so I became a Bass player.
Posted by Enigmatic (Member # 7785) on :
I love that song, but Dan beat me to what I was going to say. So I guess I'll just clam up, as there wouldn't be a porpoise to fin-ishing this post.
--Enigmatic
Posted by Bob_Scopatz (Member # 1227) on :
Great song!
Salmon-chanted evening
That was so funny, my head is swimming
Posted by Dagonee (Member # 5818) on :
quote:"Fix the damn thing and leave my private life out of it, okay pal?"
ROTFL (Roll on the floor luffing)
Posted by Enigmatic (Member # 7785) on :
You mean a punster like Bob has never heard Wet Dream before? That's really kraken me up!
I just got back from buying new jeans. I go through a lot of jeans because a wear them constantly. I even wore brand-name jeans to run in a 26-mile race. Boy, was I ever tired after that Levi-a-thon.
--Enigmatic
Posted by Bob_Scopatz (Member # 1227) on :
I remember that. I won that race. Since it was an amateur event, they couldn't give us money, so they fed us caviar instead. Yep, got paid in roe bucks.
Posted by ketchupqueen (Member # 6877) on :
Well, you all seem to be getting on swimmingly.
Bar-ring any fishy posts by trolls, I'd say this thread will be quite bubbly till the end.
Posted by MandyM (Member # 8375) on :
You: Hey! How's that new pet fish doing? I heard he has a special talent.
Me: Well, he IS a parrot fish and the guy who sold him to me promised he could sing. But I am a little disappointed in him actually.
You: Too good to be true, huh?
Me: No, no, he can sing all right. But he's off key and it's driving me nuts. Do you know how hard it is to tuna fish?
Posted by MandyM (Member # 8375) on :
Carp Diem - Seize the fish
Posted by Enigmatic (Member # 7785) on :
Wow, this thread dropped to the second page after only 13 posts. I guess our fish puns really tanked.
--Enigmatic
Posted by Dagonee (Member # 5818) on :
No, I think we're just washed up.
We need to get a larger thinking cap size.
Posted by Enigmatic (Member # 7785) on :
I had a thinking carp once, but he was too deep for me. He always wanted intellectual conversation, but I just wanted to surf the internet for prawn.
--Enigmatic
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
If you knew sushi like I knew sushi...
Posted by Bob_Scopatz (Member # 1227) on :
I was going to sponge off of Enigmatic's post and admit, finally, that I have a prawn addiction. I figured it'd be a sort of squid pro quo. But then, I thought, I a spear to greater things. And that's how we get holey mackeral.
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
"Lox of luck."
"I'm sorry, what was that? I'm hard of herring."
<mussels in on the conversation> "Don't be so shellfish."
"Sea you later"
Posted by Goody Scrivener (Member # 6742) on :
Aw come on,Tante, that wasn't even finny
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
When it comes to puns, my humor seems to a-bait. Posted by Bob_Scopatz (Member # 1227) on :
Aw shucks, they aren't that bad.
In fact, I think you're a fine addition to our little coral group, er, sure, you've tried to claw your way to the top and you're in over your head, swimming with sharks, so to speak. But it's not like we want to gill you or anything. In fact, we think you're today's special catch. I hope you can take a little good-natured grilling.
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
Aw shucks!
Posted by Bob_Scopatz (Member # 1227) on :
I had the worst drink ever...It was at one of those raw bars. I drank the darn thing anyway, while I waited, and waited, and waited for my meal. Finally I asked the bartender where my blue points were. He pointed to the gray-looking concoction he'd poured from the blender.
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