Fugu ought to enjoy this one. If he's not too fried.
Wok-a-wok-a-wok-a
Posted by Elizabeth (Member # 5218) on :
Well, Bob, I would prepare for wonton of puns!
Posted by Bob_Scopatz (Member # 1227) on :
'bout time you noodled around in here.
Posted by Elizabeth (Member # 5218) on :
That blow was realy lo, Mein.
Posted by Elizabeth (Member # 5218) on :
Did you know that the Daffy was charged with sexual harrassment? Yup, he was a Peking Duck.
Posted by Bob_Scopatz (Member # 1227) on :
Hmmm...pretty saucy.
Posted by Dagonee (Member # 5818) on :
Sheep are dumb.
No, it's true. They have very unimaginative names. One sheep was named after the sound he made. Another was named after how dumb he was. Every time they bumped into each other, the second would forget who the first was.
So Baaa knew Dull.
The shepherd thought this was funny and would tell all the guys he met.
So men knew Dull didn't know Baa.
Posted by Bob_Scopatz (Member # 1227) on :
I bao to you.
Posted by Elizabeth (Member # 5218) on :
Well, I was never moo shu of the fact that you are a sill guy than now, Dag!
Posted by Dagonee (Member # 5818) on :
Now you're just trying to curry favor.
Posted by Elizabeth (Member # 5218) on :
Well, szechuan to put it that way...
Posted by Bob_Scopatz (Member # 1227) on :
I don't bay leaf you just wrote that!
What phô?
ôIô
Posted by Elizabeth (Member # 5218) on :
Well, it is like the ghost of Emeril said:
Bam! Boo!
Posted by Dagonee (Member # 5818) on :
I used to hate going to having dinner cooked by Sue - shi would never cook the fish.
Posted by Bob_Scopatz (Member # 1227) on :
Wasabi will be.
Posted by Dagonee (Member # 5818) on :
That's soy funny!
Posted by Elizabeth (Member # 5218) on :
Well, I am not a fan of Condoleeza at all, but still. When she went over to Iraq, I thought it was terrible when the crowd yelled:
"Be fried, Rice!!!!"
Posted by Bob_Scopatz (Member # 1227) on :
(edited out answer so others can have a chance)
Posted by Bob_Scopatz (Member # 1227) on :
Thanks Liz. Posted by Elizabeth (Member # 5218) on :
Well, I must admit to missing the second clue, though. Is there something, let's say, viscous, in the water?
Posted by Elizabeth (Member # 5218) on :
You know, since we are such a small group, we punsters, I will admit to you all that I occasionally make a pun, for example the Emeril one, and find that I am giggling uncontrollably at my very own joke.
Posted by Bob_Scopatz (Member # 1227) on :
Good, Very good
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I love it when my post applies equally well to the post I was responding to and the one that snuck in before I had a chance to get my reply posted.
It avoids so much Confucious.
[ August 13, 2005, 07:27 PM: Message edited by: Bob_Scopatz ]
Posted by Elizabeth (Member # 5218) on :
Buddha sorta like to be confused.
Posted by Elizabeth (Member # 5218) on :
You know, not many people are posting her, Bob? Do you think it's because you've become lo mein on the totem pole?
Posted by Dagonee (Member # 5818) on :
Does anyone else think Alley McBeal got bad when they decided to dump Ling?
Posted by Elizabeth (Member # 5218) on :
You know, I just don;t think it is a good idea to advertise on your car in the first place. But people who are pushing for the legalization of marijuana? Cops might start pulling all the people over with pot stickers.
Posted by Dagonee (Member # 5818) on :
Yeah, wasabi with that?
Posted by punwit (Member # 6388) on :
A very large Hispanic man has found a method to attach bits of info to songs that are copyrighted. When you download a song that info is directed back to the copyright holder. I saw a headline about this that read, "Juan, ton, provides a for tune cookie.
Posted by bunbun (Member # 6814) on :
Sorry guys, can't hang around punning today, miso busy today. I have got to clean out our fridge--especially all those old milk containers, and throw out that old beef. I've got a real Moo-Shoo day ahead of me.
As for Dagonee, his mom's got a new email address, so today, he'll be doing tech support for her. He doesn't mind, tho, she'damame.
Hopefully, we'll finish with our chores before udon with the pun thread, so don't pu-pu our excuses. Don't pho us out of Hatrack, I promise, we'll be back soon tofu as we're ready.
Posted by Elizabeth (Member # 5218) on :
When a certain group of mobsters were trying to get rid of a body, they started to argue. One guy was new, and the older fellows thought it would be best if he were broken in, and that he was the one to throw the man in the river.
No mobster likes to be called a coward, and the older men knew this. So they taunted the poor young chap:
"You chicken, dump Ling!"
Posted by punwit (Member # 6388) on :
I heard that mobster styled himself as a wiseguy. His reply was, "You sesame chicken? I'm a Hot, Mustard fifty people soy so".
Posted by genius00345 (Member # 8206) on :
Bob was at a farm when a cow exploded all over him. Of course, his friends called him names. He liked one of those names so much, he used it as the name on his packing boxes when he moved. One box from his kitchen got lost, and as he read the paper the next day the headline was:
Lost "Moo-Goo Guy" Pans Found
Posted by Elizabeth (Member # 5218) on :
Who was the best female dancer of the 20th century?
"Ginger!" I scream.
Posted by Bob_Scopatz (Member # 1227) on :
The last time I was in Juneau, I went to my favorite Chinese restaurant in the entire world. It was horrible! We waited over an hour for our food. We were starving. Finally, I asked the waiter what the problem was and he said the chef was drunk again. I admit I was a little insensitive when I asked if the chef couldn't just whip us up a little something. The waiter shook his head and said, no, that the chef couldn't manage the stove just at the moment. I was kind of perplexed, I mean I've seen this guy cook food when he was practically comatose...why not now, I demanded.
The waiter took me to the back, opened the kitchen door and pointed to the chef. "Can't, on knees!"
I called the manager over. I demanded that the chef be demoted instantly. I don't mind a drunk, but an incompetent drunk is unforgiveable. I insisted that he be taught a lesson.
The manager reluctantly called the chef out front and gave him a harangue the likes of which I'd never heard before. I could see that it was having an effect as the chef turned pale and then an odd shade of green.
Just then, he vomited all over the decorations. As you can well imagine, he was lo mein on the totem pole from that day forward.
Posted by Sopwith (Member # 4640) on :
Look, I've had a problem with basketball since Kobe's beef with Shaq.
Posted by Bob_Scopatz (Member # 1227) on :
Posted by Sopwith (Member # 4640) on :
(still reelin' over Bob's prior one)
(and trying to find a good pun for Hoisin...)
Posted by Bob_Scopatz (Member # 1227) on :
That's plum crazy.
Posted by Elizabeth (Member # 5218) on :
Bob, it is as if you don't evr read my puns. I already used the lo mein on the totem pole joke.
I rhink it's really saki that you did that to me. Do I need to Tsingtao you, or what?
Posted by genius00345 (Member # 8206) on :
A guy named Isin was in the Enderverse one day and passed Bean on the street. Bean called out, "Ho, Isin!"
(I know it's not funny, but I used "hoisin" like Sopwith was trying to do.)
Posted by Lyrhawn (Member # 7039) on :
I think I'll stay on my perch outside of this thread, I might get grilled if I step inside.
Posted by ? (Member # 2319) on :
That pun bites. "Say's who," you may ask. Sesame.
?
(I know, that's horrible)
Posted by Lyrhawn (Member # 7039) on :
It was a bit on the Roughy side, but I took it with a grain of salt.
Posted by Dan_raven (Member # 3383) on :
A goon tried to rob a seafood store. He ran into the place carrying a gun. He yelled, "Everybody freeze."
One of the crustaceans by the door managed to flee.
"Who ran out of here!" demanded the goon. To which the store manager replied, "Crab Ran Goon."
Posted by Elizabeth (Member # 5218) on :
A man was trying to steal some items from a store. He snuck in to the store, took some meat, and snuck back out.
Unfortunately, some hungry, mangy stray dogs were loping by in the alley, and smelled the meat. They attacked the poor man, who ran down the street yelling:
I've been curred!!!!!
Posted by Bob_Scopatz (Member # 1227) on :
Elizabeth, I'm sorry, I totally missed your lo mein joke. Drat. Of course, mine is a double pun, so I figure you get credit for the "low man on the totem pole" literalism whereas I actually got the lo mein on an actual totem pole (this was in Juneau after all...)
Anyway, sorry I missed your earlier one.
Oh, and you you used "lo, mein" before that too!!! So...
Anyway, ma po head hurts and it's frequin' late, er, early.
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