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Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :

A lawsuit has been filed already.

Hmmm... I wonder what my damages are in this. Perhaps a class-action? Anyone want to join?

Posted by Corwin (Member # 5705) on :

[ROFL]

Oh, man... That is out there! I wonder if I can sue the world/God/nature for interfering with my plans, or something like that... 'Cause it's doing it all the time! And the world has enough money to pay, right? [Big Grin]

Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :

I can only imagine a conversation years ago that went:

Nasa Guy 1: Michael, come here!
Michael: What is it, Johnston!?
Johnston: I've figured out a way to change my fate?
Michael: Really? How!?
Johnston: Well, I'm going to take a satellite and smash it into a comet!
Michael: Smash a satellite into a comet? BRILLIANT!

No, I won't join in this. The only way it could possibly effect me, in my opinion, is if a giant chunk of it came crashing down and killed me.

Posted by ssywak (Member # 807) on :

Reminds me of my favorite newspaper headline:

quote:
Local Area Psychic Arrested in Surprise Morning Raid

Posted by Dagonee (Member # 5818) on :

Looks like the Russians really are trying to emulate America.

Posted by littlemissattitude (Member # 4514) on :

Does that mean that every time a meteorite hits a planet or moon, everyone's horoscopes get out of whack?

Posted by steven (Member # 8099) on :

Oh, now that is some funny shizzle.

Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :

Well, I know that MINE does. That's why I am subject to headaches. Uh, and confusion. [Confused]

Posted by Dan_raven (Member # 3383) on :

Darn, I was going to be king of the world. Now, slop steward. Darn you Nasa!

Posted by James Tiberius Kirk (Member # 2832) on :

[Wall Bash]

--j_k