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Posted by Chris Bridges (Member # 1138) on :

http://www.theonion.com/2056-06-22/

Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :

I wish they had an advertisement for Dippin' Dots, the ice cream of the future.

Posted by ElJay (Member # 6358) on :

That is hilarious. [Big Grin]

Posted by Annie (Member # 295) on :

Dippin' Dots are the best! I used to get them at Mile High Stadium at the very first Rockies games. I'm a little disappointed that it's the future and we don't see more of them.

Posted by James Tiberius Kirk (Member # 2832) on :

quote:
Democratic Middle Eastern Union votes to Invade US

I love it. [ROFL]

--j_k

Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :

I want Jetpacks. I was promised that by the year 2000, we would all be getting around with Jetpacks (like a backpack with rockets). Also that we would be able to visit the moon for work and vacation.

Remember Space: 1999, anyone?

Posted by Kwea (Member # 2199) on :

LOL

Posted by alluvion (Member # 7462) on :

*struggles to stifle his weeping*

Posted by Jim-Me (Member # 6426) on :

do not click on that link if your cheap-ass work computer doesn't have flash and your company is too paranoid to let you install it...

unless you really enjoy the thought of hitting "no" on pop-up boxes for the next 2 hrs...

Which sucks for me because I love the onion and I don't have any other internet access at this time.

Posted by Tammy (Member # 4119) on :

Love it! [Smile]

quote:
Yellowstone is a national parking treasure.

Now that's scary as hell!

Posted by ketchupqueen (Member # 6877) on :

I like the ads. "Grave Robbers Pry Valuable Rifle from Charleton Heston's Cold, Dead Hands" [ROFL]

Posted by Teshi (Member # 5024) on :

This is great.

quote:
Generations of married couples have relied on this age-old advice for maintaining a happy marriage: Never go into suspended animation angry.

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Mexico, Canada, and Quebec have stated they are sympathetic to the MEU's goals but must remain neutral for the protection of their own people.

Hyuk, hyuk. [Laugh]

Also: Take a look at the Astrology section.

[ June 22, 2005, 11:17 AM: Message edited by: Teshi ]

Posted by The Pixiest (Member # 1863) on :

Hmm.. My New Revised Standard Zodiac sign is "Zork"...