quote:Samuel, I rented the original Star Wars trilogy from Blockbuster. I'm pretty sure Ian McDiarmid is a Sith Lord.
*giggle*
I also like this parody (someone already posted it here).
Posted by Narnia (Member # 1071) on :
Wait, here's another one:
quote:Take him back to Coruscant so we can put him in the big black life support suit that I just so happen to have laying around for just such an occasion.
HAHA!!
Posted by Narnia (Member # 1071) on :
Ok, only one more, I promise!!
quote:JIMMY SMITS I will take the girl. Hey Ewan, if you know about Leia, how come you refer to Luke as your last hope in Empire Strikes Back?
EWAN MCGREGOR I know about Leia, but Alec Guiness doesn't.
YODA Oh, that reminds me! Speaking of justifying obvious dialogue blunders created by the fact that George Lucas didn't actually have all six films firmly in his mind when he was making any given one, I need to train you how to be a force ghost so you can explain to Luke how Vader killed his father.
EWAN MCGREGOR Where should we keep him in the mean time?
YODA Take him to his family on Tatooine.
EWAN MCGREGOR Wait, really? You mean, to hide him from Hayden and Ian, we're going to allow him to keep the last name Skywalker, bring him to Hayden's birth planet, and put him in the care of his actual relatives? It would take like an hour of research to track him down if the Empire wanted him.
YODA Well, go watch over him from really far away to make sure he's safe.
That is awesome!! Posted by Hamson (Member # 7808) on :
quote: GENERAL GREVIOUS (wheezing) Oh no, see, I'm a cyborg, not a droid. Check it out, I have an actual beating heart.
EWAN shoots it and GREVIOUS'S HEAD explodes in a ball of fire.
EWAN MCGREGOR That made sense.
Posted by Teshi (Member # 5024) on :
Narnia, I copied the same section, then realised you copied it. I think that was one of the funniest bits.
Prediction: In 30 years, some Star Wars nut will re-make the two trilogies and actually make them believable.
What a money-making idea!
*tents fingers*
Posted by docmagik (Member # 1131) on :
Darn. I was hoping somebody had noticed this over on the Barely Pages, and I was excited.
Now I have to shamelessly self-promote.
Posted by sarcasticmuppet (Member # 5035) on :
quote: HAYDEN CHRISTENSEN You know, I love you with all the love one can love a lover with.
NATALIE PORTMAN Wow, that almost tops your 'wish' line from the last movie. Tell me again on the balcony while I brush my hair and look vaguely hideous.
Posted by JaimeBenlevy (Member # 6222) on :
My favorite:
quote: The CLONE TROOPERS kill most of the adult Jedi, while the challenging task of murdering children can only be undertaken by the DARK LORD OF THE SITH.
Posted by ketchupqueen (Member # 6877) on :
quote: NATALIE PORTMAN Hayden! I heard you've gone toward the dark side! It's not true, is it? Why are your eyes all red?
HAYDEN CHRISTENSEN (furrowing his brow) You brought Ewan, didn't you? To actually act well and make me look wooden and awful!
NATALIE PORTMAN Of course not! I'm even worse than you in this movie, why would I bring someone capable of acting well here?
HAYDEN CHRISTENSEN (comically) Liar!
He chokes her.
NATALIE PORTMAN (collapsing) Urk!
HAYDEN CHRISTENSEN Oh baby, I'm sorry. I only force choke you because I love you. Come back to me baby.
EWAN MCGREGOR Hayden! What the h***, your whole reason for turning was to save her. That was completely stupid.
Laughing so hard... Can hardly breathe... Tears running down face from laughing... Mustn't wake baby...
*collapses*
Posted by ketchupqueen (Member # 6877) on :
From the "Breadbox":
quote:ANAKIN has bad dreams about PADME.
DREAM PADME Help me, Ani! I’m trapped in The Outer Limits!
ANAKIN wakes up and BROODS.
PADME Ouch, shouldn’t have slept in my vintage flapper dress. I’ll have pearl shaped marks in my arms for days. Anakin, what’s the matter? Your Dark Side acting up again?
ANAKIN I’m brooding. Leave me alone.
PADME Anakin, stop being so emo and tell me what’s going on.
ANAKIN You’re going to die. The baby is going to kill you.
PADME The baby is not going to kill me.
AUDIENCE Wait, the baby? Singular? Has she not seen a doctor at all? That could be the thing that kills her.
THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKING WHEN I SAW IT!!! Posted by Hamson (Member # 7808) on :
quote: Laughing so hard... Can hardly breathe... Tears running down face from laughing... Mustn't wake baby...
*collapses*
Lol, it had that same effect on me... except without the mustn't wake the baby part.
Posted by ketchupqueen (Member # 6877) on :
Also from Breadbox:
quote:
MEDICAL DROID Padme is about to deliver twins.
OBI-WAN Twins? How did no one know that at all?
PADME Oooowwwwww!
MEDICAL DROID Here are your children. They have superior acting genes, but the female is a bagelhair gene carrier.
PADME I will call them Luke and Leia. They are so beautiful. Too bad I can’t be bothered to live for them.
MEDICAL DROID I’m afraid she’s dying. It appears she has an acute case of Stupidity. We were surprised, considering she was once the competent Queen of Naboo. But it appears as of the second movie, this started to develop. And now, she’s dead from The Stupid.
AUDIENCE And Leia obviously has a faulty memory.
*tears of laughter turn to rage at GL*
I hate him so much for what he did in this movie! After the last one was almost a real SW movie! Grrr! Posted by 0range7Penguin (Member # 7337) on :
I realized episode III was stupid but not this stupid until I read this. Posted by Raia (Member # 4700) on :
quote: EWAN MCGREGOR I sure am enjoying the feeling of brotherly camaraderie between us.
HAYDEN CHRISTENSEN Yeah, it is nice. Seems like the sort of thing that should have been in the last film. Oh well, at least there were scenes of me rolling around in the grass.
Ha!
Posted by Raia (Member # 4700) on :
quote: JIMMY SMITS Jesus, not every scene needs some digital character in them. She's giving birth, can't we leave at least a FEW frames of the film free from CGI bullshit? Hell, Ewan chould have delivered the twins, that would be more dramatic.
DIRECTOR GEORGE LUCAS More what?
Posted by Raia (Member # 4700) on :
Ok, last one! From breadbox:
quote: PALPATINE If the full power of the Dark Side won’t stop Yoda, I’ll drop some pods on him.
Hahahaha! Posted by Alcon (Member # 6645) on :
quote: MACE would have probably ended things ONCE AND FOR ALL if ANAKIN didn’t show up.
ANAKIN No, you can’t kill him! He’s going to lead me astray!
PALPATINE I am the HUMAN CAPACITOR! FEAR ME!
ZAP!
AUDIENCE So much for 20 years of deterioration.
Posted by AvidReader (Member # 6007) on :
quote: MACE WINDU Okay, Anakin. You can hang around with the adults if you sit quietly, mind your manners and promise not to eat all the cookies. Also, you’re not a Master.
Posted by Grisha (Member # 6871) on :
quote: MEDICAL DROID She's dying. She has given up the will to live.
EWAN MCGREGOR Given up the will to live? She does know she has two brand new babies to live for, doesn't she?
good, so i wasn't the only one who thaught that Posted by unicornwhisperer (Member # 294) on :
What/where is this "Breadbox" you're talking about ketchupqueen?
I was in front of a class and they probably wondered why I was smiling and covering my face while I read this thread... oh to actually laugh out loud!
Posted by Jim-Me (Member # 6426) on :
it's the link Narnia posted.
If you explore the blog by months, you will find brilliant parodies of Ep I-IV, the Harry Potter movies, the LotR movies, Pirates of the Carribean, the Matrix Sequels, and many others...
Posted by unicornwhisperer (Member # 294) on :
Oh dear... I totally didn't see that link.... my bad.
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