So I doubt any of you have ever seen this before. It's a lot like those movies in 15 minutes that were posted before for Phantom of the Opera, only in my opinion this much more hilarious, especially her Lord of the Rings ones.
She used to have them on Fanfic and then Fictionpress but they were eventually booted off for being in script format, and she moved them to Livejournal instead. Read and enjoy, they are quite funny.
Posted by Enigmatic (Member # 7785) on :
quote: DIRECTOR GEORGE LUCAS And now for a sweeping love scene.
AUDIENCE I have a very bad feeling about this.
Bahahahaha! I've told friends who were going to ep 3 "If you have to pee in the middle of the movie, get up as soon as you see padme on a balcony with a hairbrush."
--Enigmatic
Posted by Exploding Monkey (Member # 7612) on :
GRIEVOUS I have you surrounded, and could have my droids shoot you down before you could move. But, no. I will kill you instead. Because apparently I not only have gravel in my throat, but in my head as well. Luckily, Count Dooku has trained me in the Jedi arts, so we can have a flashy battle.
OBI-WAN Then why didn’t you use your “Jedi arts” before? It’s not like Dooku could have taught you anything between then and now.
They FIGHT. It is divided into TWO SCENES because DIRECTOR GEORGE LUCAS likes to take the DRAMA out of things.
GRIEVOUS Now, Kenobi, I shall keeeeeeeeeel you.
OBI-WAN rips open GRIEVOUS’S CHEST.
GRIEVOUS Those are my organs! That’s private!
OBI-WAN I really do not understand how you work.
ROTFL!!!
Posted by Tarrsk (Member # 332) on :
MEDICAL DROID I’m afraid she’s dying. It appears she has an acute case of Stupidity. We were surprised, considering she was once the competent Queen of Naboo. But it appears as of the second movie, this started to develop. And now, she’s dead from The Stupid.
Bahahaha, I love it!
Posted by Telperion the Silver (Member # 6074) on :
That was awesome!
quote:AUDIENCE Round one: Bearded Hot Guy vs. Whiny Hot Guy! FIGHT!
INT. PALPATINE’S OFFICE
YODA My wrath you suffer, bitch!
PALPATINE *eats scenery*
AUDIENCE Round two: Old Guy vs. Muppet! FIGHT!
Posted by jebus202 (Member # 2524) on :
AUDIENCE So what is this planet? A foundry? Or do they just collect molten lava for the hell of it?
Posted by IanO (Member # 186) on :
brilliant.
I love this:
quote:PALPATINE contacts every CLONE COMMANDER in the galaxy.
PALPATINE Execute order 66.
AUDIENCE What were the other 65 orders?
CUE FLASHBACK:
PALPATINE Execute order 65.
A CLONE goes to get PALPATINE’S DRY CLEANING.
PALPATINE Excellent.
END FLASHBACK
Thus begins THE DEAD JEDI MONTAGE.
MOST JEDI We are pathetic.
OBI-WAN I am not so pathetic.
YODA Your ass I kick. Mmm, yes.
Posted by romanylass (Member # 6306) on :
quote: AUDIENCE Why is the evil droid-man hacking up a lung?
ROFLMAO!!!!! Posted by Kamisaki (Member # 6309) on :
HaHaHa!! That's great!
And it revealed another plot hole that I hadn't noticed before:
quote:PADME It will be harder to hide now, snugglewoogums. I’m pregnant.
ANAKIN Wait. How long have I been away?
Seriously, he's supposed to have been in the Outer Rim for the last 5 months and she just barely found out she's pregnant? Hmm, I'd get pretty suspicious if I were Anakin.
Posted by Kyle Katarn (Member # 3567) on :
quote: AUDIENCE Why is the evil droid-man hacking up a lung?
That's GL making reference to the Clone Wars shorts that played on the Cartoon Network. Posted by Narnia (Member # 1071) on :
You have to read the rest of the parody because she mentions the Clone Wars. That's what makes it even funnier!!! Posted by Kyle Katarn (Member # 3567) on :
quote:YODA Rejoice you should when someone rejoins the Force. Buy a cake, invite some friends, do the limbo, yes.
Yoda always wants to do the Limbo at parties, because he totally kicks ass at it.
Posted by sarcasticmuppet (Member # 5035) on :
quote: DOOKU suffers another TOO QUICK, ANTI-CLIMATIC DEATH.