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Posted by Choobak (Member # 7083) on :

I am dead ! I take my day to prepare some informatic tests. (it is 16:30 here)
IT IS THE WORST THING TO REALISE IN MY JOB !!!!!!

I live a nightmare !!! I am bored. This work is totally uncreative.

So, please, write here some jokes to make me laugh ! Else i may die by boring.

Posted by Susie Derkins (Member # 7718) on :

By "informatic," I assume you mean l'informatique, which we would call computer science. [Smile]

(just a helpful English tip)

And here is a joke to help you muddle through. You'll have to forgive me in advance - I am on a PC and don't know how to include accent marks.

Il y'avait une fois un fermier qui avait un cochon merveilleux.
"Mon cochon," il a dit a son voisin, "peut parler. Et aussi, il fait des maths."
"Non! C'est pas possible!" dit son voisin.
"Si, si!" il a explique, "Regarde."
"Cochon," il a dit, "que font quatre et cinq?"
Le cochon l'a regarde et il dit, avec son nez dans la boue, "Neuf neuf neuf neuf neuf."
Le fermier continue: "Cochon, que font deux et sept?"
Le cochon dit encore: "Neuf neuf neuf neuf neuf."
Le voisin avait l'air de scepticisme. "Ouais... c'est pas mal, mais est-ce qu'il connait des autres sommes?"
"Bien sur!" dit le fermier, "Regarde."
"Cochon," il dit encore, "que font trois et cinq?"
Le fermier donne un grand coup de pied sur le derriere du cochon.
Il a crie: "Huit! Huit! Huit!"

(edit: perhaps I need to study up on my sommes. [Blushing]

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[ April 13, 2005, 10:47 AM: Message edited by: Susie Derkins ]

Posted by Raia (Member # 4700) on :

*giggle* Cute!

Hey, I understood that. This is exciting!

Posted by Choobak (Member # 7083) on :

Well !! It was a fun story to begin my last work hour. This Test preparation are so #@%$*§, that i forget my english. Yes i would say "Computer science". But i didn't translate it...
Thanks for this joke.

Posted by twinky (Member # 693) on :

[ROFL]

My day looks to be similarly tedious...

Posted by Choobak (Member # 7083) on :

Do we creat a club ? [Big Grin]

Posted by twinky (Member # 693) on :

Bien sûr! [Big Grin]