Seriously, though. Each woman and man has a multitude of individual and unique needs, and a multitude that they share with billions of other men and women. People cannot be put into a little collective word, however lighthearted you intend to be. We are not the Borg.
Posted by MyrddinFyre (Member # 2576) on :
Ooooo ooooo do we now get to speculate in one word stupid things we assume men want? Do we? Do we??
Posted by urbanX (Member # 1450) on :
Resistance is futile.
Posted by Teshi (Member # 5024) on :
If you want ...
Posted by TMedina (Member # 6649) on :
You're joking, right?
Sex.
Beer.
Sex.
-Trevor
Posted by Teshi (Member # 5024) on :
Ah, men are simple creatures. Posted by Beren One Hand (Member # 3403) on :
That's silly Trevor. Not everyone likes beer. Posted by Beren One Hand (Member # 3403) on :
Ah, men are simple creatures.
That's why we have so much trouble understanding women. Pity us. Posted by Teshi (Member # 5024) on :
*pat pat*
Posted by digging_holes (Member # 6237) on :
A woman.
Posted by Lyrhawn (Member # 7039) on :
I could never put what I want into one word. I'd have trouble putting it into just one sentence.
Posted by Da_Goat (Member # 5529) on :
Well, I can't speak for all men, but I myself would really like a free bottle of sarsparilla right now.
Posted by TMedina (Member # 6649) on :
I just feel the need to point out that Beren One-Hand is commenting on my list.
-Trevor
Posted by foundling (Member # 6348) on :
To be entertained. Constantly entertained.
Posted by Jonathan Howard (Member # 6934) on :
quote: Beer.
Pathetic! It's Whisley!
Posted by Beren One Hand (Member # 3403) on :
Don't hurt me Trevor, I am unarmed. Posted by rav (Member # 7595) on :
acceptance. male.
Posted by Jasmine (Member # 7370) on :
sex, sex, sex, sex, sex. this is just me, i'm speaking from a very harsh experience.
and cars
Posted by rav (Member # 7595) on :
Jasmine, I know some women that act exactly what you are describing.
Posted by Lyrhawn (Member # 7039) on :
If I had to choose between a hot girl who was stupid but a nympho, and a mediocre attractive girl who was smart, caring, and quick witted, but only wanted to have sex once a month, I'd pick the latter in a heart beat and never regret it.
Posted by MyrddinFyre (Member # 2576) on :
Oh how kind of you, to put up with it only once a month.
Posted by Lyrhawn (Member # 7039) on :
I don't understand what you mean by that.
Posted by MyrddinFyre (Member # 2576) on :
I'm saying that I am not impressed with your virtue or self-control to put up with a nice girl if you're "only" getting some once a month.
Posted by Khavanon (Member # 929) on :
Just to keep it fair, there are many instances where women are the ones who have to tolerate having less sex than their men want.
Posted by Jasmine (Member # 7370) on :
sorry, i'm only 15. not quite out in the open world. but i can tell you with what i've been through, it's all you'll think of when a guy/stranger looks at you. "he just wants sex"
Posted by Grisha (Member # 6871) on :
and pizza, we men are often very fond of pizza.
Infact i kind of want pizza now.
Posted by MyrddinFyre (Member # 2576) on :
*laugh*
Me too. Let's order out! Posted by Jasmine (Member # 7370) on :
philly cheese steak
Posted by TMedina (Member # 6649) on :
It's a cliche and like most cliches, it has a certain basis in reality.
Not all of us are degenerate pondscum and some of us are - just like any other human.
-Trevor
Posted by rav (Member # 7595) on :
Myr: are you saying that we have to put up with women once a month (pms), and now only get some once a month?!
Man married life must suck.
[ April 03, 2005, 12:04 AM: Message edited by: rav ]
Posted by Lyrhawn (Member # 7039) on :
quote: I'm saying that I am not impressed with your virtue or self-control to put up with a nice girl if you're "only" getting some once a month.
It was a random number. My point was that that number doesn't matter (well if the number was zero it might matter, but it would matter to women too). My point was that my emotional and social compatability with a woman are far more important than my sexual connection. While both are important in a relationship, it's far easily to find a woman for sex than to find an intelligent, nice woman to fall in love with.
And the falling in love part is far more important to me.
PS - I had pizza for dinner. It was very satisfying Posted by MyrddinFyre (Member # 2576) on :
No no, "put up with" was bad word choice. Maybe "settle" is better, I was not making pms references
[edit: to rav]
[ April 03, 2005, 12:06 AM: Message edited by: MyrddinFyre ]
Posted by MyrddinFyre (Member # 2576) on :
Lyr: Cool. Gotcha Posted by rav (Member # 7595) on :
Jasmine, he may be an artist? He might just like you, and think you are pretty. Who knows what goes on in other people's heads. I'm sure NO-ONE knows what goes on in my head, unless I tell them. I totally understand where you are coming from though, I didn't want to give off that impression to people so, I wouldn't look at them. It wasn't until I had to look at people to draw that I started to break that.
Posted by Da_Goat (Member # 5529) on :
I've had pizza at least twice a week, usually more, for the past year and a half. I really, really am no longer fond of pizza.
[ April 03, 2005, 12:15 AM: Message edited by: Da_Goat ]
Posted by Khavanon (Member # 929) on :
I can't taste my pizza!
Posted by Stan the man (Member # 6249) on :
Nyquil
it's one word. I hate having a cough, sneeze and headache at the same time.
Posted by BannaOj (Member # 3206) on :
Duct Tape
Posted by Stan the man (Member # 6249) on :
Hey, it's not a tool. It's a way of life.
Posted by Hobbes (Member # 433) on :
Annie.
Hobbes Posted by mimsies (Member # 7418) on :
video games
(female)
Posted by Lady Jane (Member # 7249) on :
A comfortable life they don't have to think about.
Viz a viz: a girl that thinks he's wonderful without having to treat her wonderfully A life made comfortable without having to work for it. Someone to flirt with him without flirting with her. Someone to laugh at his jokes without the bother of making them funny. Food, comfort, and sex that comes when all he has to do is show up.
(female)
Posted by Beren One Hand (Member # 3403) on :
"Food, comfort, and sex that comes when all he has to do is show up."
Nah. We prefer to have food delivered. Posted by Bob the Lawyer (Member # 3278) on :
I want what Kat listed, only less bitter Posted by TMedina (Member # 6649) on :
Ouch, damn. It's getting a little chilly in here.
-Trevor
Posted by Stan the man (Member # 6249) on :
men want the nagging to stop.
Posted by Alcon (Member # 6645) on :
quote:You're joking, right?
Sex.
Beer.
Sex.
-Trevor
quote: Sex and Beer by Pat McCurdy
St. Paul in his letter to the Ephesians Said, "It came to me upon a midnight clear I finished writing all of my gospel Now all I seem to want is sex and beer"
Marc Antony looked down on Caesar�s body He said "Friends, Romans, Countrymen, lend me you ear I did not come here to praise Caeser I came here for sex and beer
Chorus Sex and beer, sex and beer Are the two things we hold dear Sex and beer, sex and beer Are the things we like �round here
George Washington, he never crossed the Delaware There was no midnight ride for Paul Revere Ben Franklin never discovered electricity They were too busy looking for sex and beer
Chorus
Charles Dickens gave us "Great Expectations" Shakespeare gave us "Hamlet" and "King Lear" Dostoyevsky gave us "Crime and Punishment" Who the hell is gonna give us sex and beer
Chorus
From the city to the suburbs to the country From the Southern to the Northern Hemisphere They're holding a tremendous referendum And everyone's choosing sex and beer
Chorus
They can take away my pride and my dignity They can use up all my blood and sweat and tears They can take away my name and give a number But they can never take away my sex and beer
Chorus
We like sex and beer and sex and beer And sex and beer And sex And beer
Ahh... but I do love that song
[ April 03, 2005, 03:14 AM: Message edited by: Alcon ]
Posted by ClaudiaTherese (Member # 923) on :
I vote for "satisfaction."
(female)
(and I'm still defending my sovereignty)
Posted by blacwolve (Member # 2972) on :
quote: men want the nagging to stop.
Then men should stop behaving in such a way as to require nagging.
In other news, the girl across the hall is having a huge fight with her boyfriend and I'm in complete sympathy with him even though I don't have the slightest idea what they're fighting about because it's 3 am, which seems to be one of her favorite times to fight with people, which she does frequently.
Posted by ChaosTheory (Member # 7069) on :
lamborghini & a wife who is intelligent, moderatley beutiful, and can cook. But right now I mostley want the lamborghini.
Male.
Posted by kaioshin00 (Member # 3740) on :
Global Domination.
Posted by aspectre (Member # 2222) on :
Although written many years ago, Lady Chatterley's Lover has just been reissued by the Grove Press, and this pictorial account of the day-to-day life of an English gamekeeper is full of considerable interest to outdoor minded readers, as it contains many passages on pheasant-raising, the apprehending of poachers, ways to control vermin, and other chores and duties of the professional gamekeeper. Unfortunately, one is obliged to wade through many pages of extraneous material in order to discover and savour those sidelights on the management of a midland shooting estate, and in this reviewer's opinion the book cannot take the place of J. R. Miller's Practical Gamekeeping. -- Ed Zern, Field and Stream
[ April 03, 2005, 06:52 AM: Message edited by: aspectre ]
Posted by Ophelia (Member # 653) on :
Toys
Posted by Swampjedi (Member # 7374) on :
Unconditional Love. A deep, spiritual connection due to shared faith. A commitment to stay the course, whatever might come. Someone who will simply hold and be held for hours at a time. Someone to share the best days of my life with. Someone to share the worst days of my life with.
Well, that's what this man wants.
[ April 03, 2005, 01:57 PM: Message edited by: Swampjedi ]
Posted by Darth Ender (Member # 7694) on :
Posted by Lupus (Member # 6516) on :
a girl who can make up her mind
Posted by beverly (Member # 6246) on :
I think Ophelia has the right of it. Men want Cool Toys.
Posted by Suneun (Member # 3247) on :
my guess is: Faithfulness
(I'm a girl)
Posted by Choobak (Member # 7083) on :
Harmonie.
I don't know what all men want but it is what i research. a double who have the same pulsation than me, the same resonnance.
Posted by amira tharani (Member # 182) on :
From personal experience of a particular man Hugs Food Sleep
You think it's cold? Is it wrong? It'd be cold if it was wrong. I'm not unwilling to provide the above list, but...I want to get what I want. Posted by TomDavidson (Member # 124) on :
Yes, it's wrong. Here is what men want:
1) To compete in an arena in which they have a chance of winning. 2) To feel useful, even needed. 3) To feel independent and self-directed. 4) To enjoy themselves.
[ April 03, 2005, 09:17 PM: Message edited by: TomDavidson ]
Posted by FriscoProofKatAlias (Member # 7691) on :
*nods* Okay.
Posted by King of Men (Member # 6684) on :
To see my enemy driven before me, to hear the lamentation of his women, to take away his horses and his goods. This is best in life.
Posted by Telperion the Silver (Member # 6074) on :
quote:What do men want?
Me?
Posted by Da_Goat (Member # 5529) on :
Men want simplicity, and find other men who are willing to elaborate their feelings in things like this topic absolutely baffling.
Posted by Strider (Member # 1807) on :
quote:To see my enemy driven before me, to hear the lamentation of his women, to take away his horses and his goods. This is best in life.
I don't think that's the exact quote. But it made me happy to see it anyway. Posted by Joldo (Member # 6991) on :
At the most basic level?
Sex.
A little more sex.
Some more sex.
Higher up?
Well, it's almost 3 AM. The only thing I can think of is coffee.
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