I've just given myself a raise and moved into the corner office.
I have delegated day-to-day running of things to Lavalamp and Smokey. While technically, I'm supposed to sign off on their work -- especially financial reports -- I figure that they know what they're doing and I trust them to always act in an ethical manner, well within the laws of this state and the Nation.
So...I've just given myself a bonus and will be leaving soon on a 4 week fact-finding junket courtesy of the Hatrack stockholders. This valuable opportunity is anticipated to result in a four-fold increase in job satisfaction.
Mine.
Thank you.
Posted by Lost Ashes (Member # 6745) on :
Don't forget to pack a wee, tiny, lil golden parachute, just in case, yanno...
Posted by rivka (Member # 4859) on :
"Raise"? You got a taller stand?
Posted by Dan_raven (Member # 3383) on :
He's just a poser.
Posted by ClaudiaTherese (Member # 923) on :
Wooden't you like to know? Posted by punwit (Member # 6388) on :
Good thing you don't have to stump for work anymore.
Posted by Noemon (Member # 1115) on :
There's more than a grain of truth to that statement.
Posted by jeniwren (Member # 2002) on :
You'd think he'd model better behavior than this. Especially now that he can truly put his best foot forward.
Posted by Elizabeth (Member # 5218) on :
Well, he does tend to bend the truth.
Posted by Noemon (Member # 1115) on :
Figures.
Posted by jeniwren (Member # 2002) on :
(Noemon, that made me laugh out loud. I would have watered my monitor if I'd been drinking anything at the time.)
Posted by Noemon (Member # 1115) on :
Posted by punwit (Member # 6388) on :
He may bend the truth on occasion but he seems to be very well spoken. I must admit that I admire his articulate nature.
[ March 18, 2005, 05:16 PM: Message edited by: punwit ]
Posted by Bob_Scopatz (Member # 1227) on :