quote:BAKERSFIELD, Calif. -- A couple's plans for a birthday party for their former pet chimpanzee turned tragic when two other chimps at an animal sanctuary escaped from their cage and attacked. The man was critically injured with massive wounds to his face, body and limbs, and the attacking animals were shot dead.
[ March 04, 2005, 03:01 PM: Message edited by: Dagonee ]
Posted by AntiCool (Member # 7386) on :
If we're going to have Planet of the Apes, I want some good years with lots of ape slave labour first.
Posted by Dagonee (Member # 5818) on :
God Schmod! I want my monkey-man!
Posted by AntiCool (Member # 7386) on :
Posted by Dagonee (Member # 5818) on :
That's a Bart Simpson quote.
Posted by mothertree (Member # 4999) on :
:chuckle:
So was the origin of the planet of the Apes monkeys some kind of causality loop? Like the cyborgs in the Terminator movies?
Then there is the new fangled version where the apes were genetically enhanced. But still dependent on the time loop to make sense, I think. Time loops and torn leather dresses are the mainstays.
Posted by ketchupqueen (Member # 6877) on :
Um, and a bare-chested prisoner who defies the apes. Posted by Ralphie (Member # 1565) on :
quote:God Schmod! I want my monkey-man!
It was the most perfectest place to put this quote, and you beat me to it.
I will never forgive.
Posted by The Pixiest (Member # 1863) on :
(Troy Mcclure)~~I hate every ape I see, from Chimpan-A to Chimpan-Z, No you'll never make a monkey out of Me!~~(/Troy Mcclure)
Posted by Storm Saxon (Member # 3101) on :
Aw, but I want a helper monkey.
Posted by TMedina (Member # 6649) on :
Ya know, it would be fine until you had to spank the monkey.
-Trevor
Posted by bunbun (Member # 6814) on :
Mr. Sparkle is disrespectful to dirt. (not simian, but my favorite.)
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