[ February 22, 2005, 11:10 PM: Message edited by: JaneX ]
Posted by JaneX (Member # 2026) on :
(To all of those who IMed me to yell, "YOU MADE A DOBIE!" - I'm generally opposed to dobies. I just made this one to bug my mom.
And 'cause the penguins were so cute. )
Posted by Storm Saxon (Member # 3101) on :
And a to the activists.
Posted by Danzig (Member # 4704) on :
I would kick them out of my home. It is one thing for humans to display homosexual behavior, but gay animals are unnatural.
Posted by Beren One Hand (Member # 3403) on :
Penguins, they're always dressed up and clean, of COURSE they're gay.
John Stewart did a really funny segment on gay zoo animals a while back. Just thought I'd mention it.
Posted by Book (Member # 5500) on :
Have they ever tried... not being gay?
Posted by Hobbes (Member # 433) on :
Like penguins aren't already unnatural enough.
Hobbes Posted by ketchupqueen (Member # 6877) on :
Hobbes!
You're walking a fine line, young man...
Posted by Hobbes (Member # 433) on :
Actually, I think this proves my sweet, innocent nature, as despite the thread topic and content I didn't even think of the dirty version of interpreting what I said. ::halo::
Hobbes Posted by Book (Member # 5500) on :
Penguins are the weiner dogs of the sea. They're frumpy, have short, silly legs, are awkward and pompous looking, and just naturally cute.
On the other hand, I'm not surprised that all penguins are gay. I mean, you can tell. They're always dressed up for no reason. Even the gals have tuxes on all the time.
[ February 23, 2005, 12:53 AM: Message edited by: Book ]
Posted by HollowEarth (Member # 2586) on :
Nuke the gay whales!
Posted by Ela (Member # 1365) on :
I think I have won the prize for having created the most dobied thread of all time. Posted by LadyDove (Member # 3000) on :
This reminds me of a story my 9yr old wrote for school.
The assignment was to write a story that included ten facts about penguins. This is what he came up with.
___________________ Koolpoppy the Penguin By: John
The penguins in the Galapagos Islands were too hot so they spread out. “I think I should take off some of my blubber and fluff,” Derek yelled. Koolpoppy thought about the other penguins in the South Pole as he flapped his wings to get cool. Tony yelled, “Stop dreaming ping head I want to take a vacation too.” Tony was the mind-reader. “But I will take a vacation,” Koolpoppy yelled.
So, Koolpoppy went to the South Pole. Koolpoppy swam to the South Pole. He got there in two months.
When Koolpoppy got to the South Pole, the penguins were getting warmer. They were all getting together and there were 5,000 of them. Koolpoppy thought it wasn’t so great to live all crammed together. “Life is cooler back on the island.” he said to himself.
So, he went back home. Koolpoppy told Tony and Derek and the other penguins that the South Pole wasn’t cool. Tony said, “I knew you were going to say that.” But no one believed Koolpoppy…or Tony.
The Galapagos Island penguins went to the South Pole, but Koolpoppy stayed home. It was fishing season at the Galapagos Islands so Koolpoppy caught a lot of fish. When the other penguins got back home, they were bored and hungry. Koolpoppy made a welcome home party and sold fish and Koolpoppy was rich.
The End!!!
Posted by Beren One Hand (Member # 3403) on :
Your son is a leader, not a follower. Posted by aspectre (Member # 2222) on :
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to the activists.
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Hobbes!